Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

aaahhh

i thought the dialog was great, especially the fights. the car scenes were really tense too.

okay but look -- is that the dialogue that REALLY happens when families get ugly? or is that drama-glam dialogue?

it was like: i really liked the tree climbing - then fire department came wtf it kept being like that

the nicole kidman relationship with her kid was soooo fucked up and awesome

best explanation for MLP love is the Barlett Wins Again West Wing ep - red dress, sounds perpetually bored, talking about her high-stakes gambling on political races

i liked when dude zinged her at the reading and the discussion of why they used to fuck so much

basically i liked it when kidman got zinged

ah okay. i hate her perpetually bored voice and i hated that character on West Wing.

sjp is a hideous beast

"tight little body" is a perfect, non-judgmental description of SJP.

She has NO fat on her body.

And her body is little.

I, for one, think she is NOT attractive at all, but I could see how someone would agree - her husband, for instance.

haha roxy!!

i talked to john turturro on the phone today -- he's so sweet!!!

yeah she's like a piece of ham xp

The accuracy of the statement "tight little body" is irrelevant in light of the fact that it is something said only by male undergrads with gel in their hair and diagonal stripes on their opalescent, Polo Sport-drenched shirts.

xpost Turturro is so awesome!

any attraction I could potentially have for her is completely obliterated by that annoying character she played on that annoying show. maybe that's unfair, but there you have it.

she's like a piece of ham?

pink and salty?

http://sadoldgoth.blogspot.com/lohan.jpg

"If SJP's face were butter, yet would I hold it!"

yeah she just looks like a cold-cut.

It is depressing me that this thread is now about some twee hatchetface.

The accuracy of the statement "tight little body" is irrelevant in light of the fact that it is something said only by male undergrads with gel in their hair and diagonal stripes on their opalescent, Polo Sport-drenched shirts.

-- roxymuzak

^^^

TWEE HATCHETFACE?? too good

okay i like gel

i mean, some gels are really good!

(I was silently thinking the same thing.)

4xpost

"tight little body" is frequently uttered on the Bang Bus. Or at least it was.

tell us more

about the bang bus

yes, tell us more about the bang bus, wanko ergo sum

wanko ergo sum, i would like to know more about the bang bus, and the kinds of things that people say and do while they are on it

there is plenty in the archives, friends. but it is all g00gl3pr00f3dz0r

the bang bus has archives??

bring us the bang bus archival files, wanko ergo sum

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if I could change my username to anything in the world, I would change my username

i don't know even know what bangbus is.

Someone explain *ahem* Bangbus to me.

it's a bus

i am led to believe people have sex in the bus

yeah, pretty much like any other normal bus

why can't I tread that thread?

Xenu wills it.

anon has failed ILX

in grade school, I found a condom wrapper on the floor of the school bus

Was I riding in the Bang Bus?

Ok, that makes 2 grim turns this thread has taken today.

jesus people i honestly expected a little more dignity from a thread called "Lindsay Lohan: Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she does look cute in the john lennon movie previews, but still kind of ashen. it's odd.

but cuet i wanna see it.

can we go back to talking about hot ass mary louise parker