Going To Law School

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What grade/subject did you teach? I applied to do that, but they didn't accept me. *sob*

Haha, Q, I never heard that story:)

Mary (Mary), Friday, 14 July 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, Q. What firm does he work for? You can give me a general area of the city, if you like...I used to be a legal assistant for one of the firms near Metro Center.

Big Loud Ape Mountain (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe the Mountain Goats should write a song called "Going to Law School" - ya know? (Bonfire of the Vanities influence - whaddaya, etc.)

youn (youn), Friday, 14 July 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost-

8th grade english.

the first year was hell, but i really enjoyed the other two.

one six oh (one six oh), Monday, 17 July 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
guys i don't really like it there. it's full of barbies and proud swaggering guys in polo shirts. i don't think i'm going to make any friends. i don't even like following laws.

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:57 (seventeen years ago) link

TOLD YA SO!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 17 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

also it was only the first day of orientation :((((((((

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

law is totally gay

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, well, welcome to law school. but there are cool law students and cool lawyers to be found, and you're gonna have to see these people for the next three years, so i'd consider trying to do one or more of:
a) suss out the cool ones fast and attach yourself
b) find a support community outside of school
c) buy some polo barbie clothes

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

bundgee i think the problem is how totally nongay all these people are

i will do a and b but c is out of the question

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Strange synchronicity -- I've been thinking about L-school as a potential 3-year plan because I read somewhere that a guy with a JD once was the boss at Marvel. (Also, I took a GMAT practice test and bombed the "data sufficiency" section, I hate business, and I really really rilly don't want to go to business school.)

I hear copyright law is exciting and intellectually fulfilling.

c('°c) (Leee), Thursday, 17 August 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't even like following laws.

Perfect lawyer material, then!

Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

we got a big lecture about how alcoholic and/or mentally ill lawyers are compared to the general population and how we should SEEK HELP IMMEDIATELY

nazi bikini (harbl), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:07 (seventeen years ago) link

which will you be then? alcoholic or mentally ill?? did they give a meth addict option?

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i know people who made it through law school and didn't become mental or drug/alcohol addicted. but they watched A LOT of tv in their down time.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i call them nerds.

(haha. okay, kidding. they drank a lot of beer and coffee too.)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 17 August 2006 23:18 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost yeah they gave me a big locker to keep my mini meth lab in

"i don't have a tv" but i'm afraid i won't want to do pleasure reading anymore (which keeps me from wanting to die or do meth). but i'm not sure how much of horror stories i should believe.

also gabnebb or someone else? let's say i want to be a labor lawyer (partly because i care about the workers but partly because i would make slightly more money at it (right?) than poverty lawyering, which i am also interested in but i have mad loans to pay off and can't make it on 30k/year). so they said you can just take whatever classes you're interested in so you wouldn't have to just take only stuff related to whatever kind of law you want to go into. is that really true? like if i took poverty law and whatever random theory classes i want it would be ok and i could still be a labor lawyer? i don't have to worry about this until spring but i want to know now. also i know i might totally change my mind but the question would still stand, i guess.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 00:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd imagine that you get to choose at best two classes, right? from a limited menu of choices that don't have much directly to do with any potential career path? so this isn't really a concern until at least your second year. when they say those things it means:
a) you don't actually need to know the specific law of a particular area to go into it; law school is a general education (never mind that potential employers theoretically might question your failure to take certain generally or specifically relevant courses)
and/or
b) don't waste your time filling up on specific (and perhaps relatively easy to grasp) courses like poverty law (whatever that is), space law, FDA law, eastern european law, muppet law, etc. when you can be taking more generally important elective courses that while not required are recommended

i would keep in mind that you might think you're interested in a particular area because you imagine yourself enjoying work for certain kinds of clients, but later learn that the actual substantive law of that area doesn't interest you very much (or that the practice may be different from how you imagined it). or vice versa.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:13 (seventeen years ago) link

assuming you have a single elective course in your spring semester, i would consider choosing a course for its importance to a general education, as well as what it would say to different kinds of employers, but ultimately i'd choose the one that will keep you the sanest.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I WANT TO TAKE SPACE LAW

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

no i don't get to pick anything this year i'm talking about 2nd year

also yeah all those things about not liking the actual law part of things i know that. which is why the question means kind of in general.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:16 (seventeen years ago) link

does space law really exist? i want to abolish NASA right now.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:19 (seventeen years ago) link

NEBULAE NEED LAWS TOO THEY ARE OUT OF COHNTROL

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread makes me think i shoulda done something with my life

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

if cutty can do it, anyone can

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, i never did right by no book learnin

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

i'd take a class or two (or a practical experience) of specific interest in the second year, but i'd mostly try to take a diverse menu of big classes, in particular the kind that are required for higher-level courses. which ones these are will be fairly clear at that time.

xpost - space law does in fact exist, at least at your larger law schools. i imagine it has to do with satellites or something and is very boring and populated by not gonna happen doods.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i know all about not gonna happen doods because i went to an engineering school so i'll be staying out of that particular discipline

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

haha.
i like to sometimes taunt myself with the idea that if i had done law school instead of grad school that i would have some kind of grand and home-owning life by now, possibly paired up with a not gonna happen dude who got rich on telling satellites what they can and cannot do. but the reality is that i'd probably be even poorer, what with my save-the-people attitude and all. or even, i'd probably be a law theorist, ohgod.

labour law is a good idea, i think!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:39 (seventeen years ago) link

who got rich on telling satellites what they can and cannot do.

haha omg

PARTYMAN (dubplatestyle), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah maybe i should be a legal theorist when i grow up as long as i don't have to do habermas, fuck that guy

or i want to be the next jim "the hammer" shapiro

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, you can't avoid Public Sphere

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 01:49 (seventeen years ago) link

some good types of courses to take in 2nd year (some of which you may want to stagger into your third year), because of their general utility and/or interesting/important theoretical nature - evidence, professional responsibility, corporate law (which you may find more interesting than you expect), (substantive) criminal law if you haven't yet, copyright/IP law, a practical experience (trial practice, clinic, maybe negotiation).

maybes - federal courts (should probably take eventually, especially if litigation-oriented, but maybe save for later; also, hard), some sort of regulatory law (environmental, say, or the more general administrative law, probably important if you want to do employment discrimination)), tax law (hard, but maybe not for math types, and if it turns out relevant to something you want to do you probably want to start early), labor and/or employment/employment discrimination law (i'd be wont to wait for third year, personally, but if it's a particular interest of yours, you probably want to start now; i never got around to them), secured transactions (boring and not necessarily relevant practically, but potentially important theoretically), family law, trusts and estates (maybe save for later?), international law (poli sci-like, i think), a research and/or theory-oriented class

i took a legal theory class as my first-year elective and while i had some brief qualms later about whether i should have taken a class or two that never made the cut in the end, i was very happy with my choice at the time.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link

pick the best/coolest professors.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

this is overwhelming! we are known for being good at alternative dispute resolution i guess. so maybe i should do that too. i should stop thinking about this for now maybe.

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:21 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, wait until you're in it - what you like/want will become clear. dispute resolution sounds pretty solid though.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:28 (seventeen years ago) link

well, until the age of aquarius is actualized and we're all One. hahahaha.
people be fighting. but if that stops, SPACE LAW for sure.

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

caitlin, are u gonna legalize butts

=[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

if you like labor/employment law, i STRONGLY suggest taking a class on employee benefits/ERISA. if you REALLY like that shit AND yer grades are really good overall, then you can specialize in ERISA and make MAD MAD $$$ (b/c most lawyers hate ERISA/employee benefits law the way that ILMers hate jam bands or underground rap)!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 18 August 2006 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

answer my ?uestion c41tl1n

=[[ (eman), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

no butt is illegal

nazi bikini (harbl), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

no buts about it?

mentalismé (sanskrit), Friday, 18 August 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

it's not that bad i guess. i sit next to the kid with the yarmulke.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

my husband ranked basic and advanced tax law and he's not a math person at all, he just dug the professor, so yeah just pick the coolest professors. I have a friend who did ADR and is now working in the field and loving it, not quite as demanding as biglaw type jobs (which mr teeny has and occasionally hates but now we've got the mortgage so he's kind of stuck, watch out for that kind of thing btw).

teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i hated regular tax but liked corporate tax with the hubby of Ginsburg, J.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

(who looks a little bit like Walken, C. when he smiles)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by ginsburg, j. do you mean ginsburg, r.?

i don't really get how to do a good job. they keep telling us how smart everyone is so that means i can get a C in everything even if i try hard because everyone is as smart as i am? i don't think they are though. i don't understand everything (esp. contracts, wtf) but people don't seem any smarter than anyone else i know. any idiot can go to law school, amirite? i think the reading is kind of fun sometimes, it's like puzzles.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

by ginsburg, j. do you mean ginsburg, r.?

same thing

people don't seem any smarter than anyone else i know

maybe you're smarter, but it's v. dangerous to assume. and smarts don't count as much as time/effort.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:55 (seventeen years ago) link

gabnebb stop being an old grandpa! i am just saying it's like, hard to tell. i don't know what i'm supposed to do. i know any tard can beat me on doing exams even if i read more books.

nazi bikini (harbl), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link


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