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I'm thinking thank goodness for coffee and Talking Heads otherwise I'd (still) be asleep at my desk.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:19 (twenty years ago) link

How much can I get a cheap crush to fuck this last mouthful of cheesecake for?

Less than you'd think.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:24 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking a mouthful of cheesecake sounds like a recipe for involuntary manslaughter to me.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:27 (twenty years ago) link

Does the mouthful have to be in the mouth to be a mouthful? < /philsophizer dude>

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:31 (twenty years ago) link

i am leaving
i am leaving
but the fighter still remains.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

I'm wondering if my friends consider me as close a friend as I consider them and it's making me down.

― Sarah MCLUsky (coco), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

cheesecake blowjobs sound like an interesting way to go about snowballing.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

i fucking hate writing deeds!!!!!!!! begin at an iron pin, blah, blah, oak tree, blah, blah, ARRRRRRRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!northline of buck creek towards godby property, blah blah. i am going to puke!

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 28 August 2003 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

You should move somewhere with lots of subdivisions, so all your legal descriptions can be simply like so:
Section 2, Block F, Lot 12 of Meadowlake

We have a farm listed now and they decided to make the legal desc. the tax map # which is very nice considering the meets & bounds (is that what they're called?) would have to describe 144 acres!

But, what I was thinking before I read that was:

1 hour 59 minutes. Not so much. Less than 2 hours, right?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 28 August 2003 18:01 (twenty years ago) link

I'd try to develop a crush on you, Nick, but you are following Luna quoting the lyrics of a song I really adore, so my attention is too distracted.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 28 August 2003 19:10 (twenty years ago) link

"The Boxer" is in my head now. I love that line Chris V posted.

lai la lai, lai la la-la lai la lai, lai la lai...how would you spell that? Maybe "lye" would be better.

Sometimes I feel like my life is going at a completely different speed than everyone else's. Well, most of the time.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Thursday, 28 August 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking a mouthful of cheesecake sounds like a recipe for involuntary manslaughter to me.

Surely it depends on the level of mastication?

― Mark C (Mark C), Friday, 29 August 2003 09:43 (twenty years ago) link

"I couldn't help it, officer, s/he choked!"

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 29 August 2003 22:17 (twenty years ago) link

sure, sure.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 29 August 2003 22:33 (twenty years ago) link

Suddenly I feel like listening to U2 now. One of their 1987 singles, in fact. Hmmm. I have the 1980-1990 best-of. I wonder if it'd be possible for me to get away with playing it at a very high volume. Probably not. Hmmm. I wonder how much Vicodin I can scrounge up. Ick, no, bad idea, bad idea. I can see now the benefits of getting drunk. I wish I could just go downstairs, raid the liquor cabinet, and get unbelievably drunk. *sighs* But then again, there's always tomorrow, and what happens then? Oh God no, bad cheese rock on VH1 Classic. "Hair metal" -- please, spare me. When is life going to start getting easier? Or does it? Does it just get more and more difficult with each passing year? Because if it does, I want to know, so I can try to become stony and rough on the inside. *pauses for a long time to mull over various things* I need someone to talk to.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link

Welcome to my shit list.

[what i am actually thinking right now. this is not a response to any post here and has nothing to do with ILE]

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

Isn't Nina Simone great?

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinkiing you're all a bunch of gay fags. That would make you straight. And cool. Double negatives (not that "gay" is "negative" or anything, but it's a usage term for reference sake.) I'm a straight straight-o (that makes me a gay loser-- see how it works?)

― Scaredy Cat, Saturday, 30 August 2003 00:47 (twenty years ago) link

I want to say something but I can't. I desperately want to say something but I can't. Or I won't. Whichever. I wish I could cheer someone up like I normally can but I'm just not feeling it inside. I just don't feel up to it. I NEED MY OWN PERSONAL ROCK OF GIBRALTAR NOW, DAMN IT. PLEASE recognize this. I am hungry for support. I am hungry for inner food. I need like I've never needed before.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:02 (twenty years ago) link

I need a bath

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:12 (twenty years ago) link

(a ups outfit???? swoon)

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:14 (twenty years ago) link

I need to set the VCR

― rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking "How come I'm not more camp?"

And now I'm thinking Rosemary and I have the same taste in sexy outfits.

― Ding Dongs in Motion (Arthur), Saturday, 30 August 2003 04:15 (twenty years ago) link

Hurrah for finding that Rock of Gibraltar in the middle of the vast desert-like wasteland that humanity can sometimes be. Hurrah for friends who will talk through stuff with you, who know things that you will find helpful, who know things about Life in General. I can breathe normally again. And I know it's going to take awhile, but I will make it through this or at least make a dedicated effort to. *slightly relieved sighs* I need to pray now, though. Pray and then go to bed. Should I bother with away messages? I don't know. Hm.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 06:01 (twenty years ago) link

I am thinking: ILE is only for people who think exactly like its most vocal posters. If you disagree, or have a different style, then you are attacked. Why even have threads if no one is supposed to answer them? Why not just make ILX a private club that screens new members, and doesn't welcome lurkers who post (oh we don't mind that you've been here but don't *say* anything). Why not just take it private since it seems to have a problem with anyone who has a different opinion?
Why even be a public forum?

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 30 August 2003 17:53 (twenty years ago) link

i want to eat more of my housemate's quiche. her quichey goodness is so tastey.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna rooooock with you...*whoo-KEETSCH*...aaaaall niiiiiiight

*gets funky*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 30 August 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, now I'm thinking...

AAAALL WE ARE SAAAAAAYIIIING IS GIVE PEACE A CHAAAANCE

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Saturday, 30 August 2003 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

nickalicious, you're such a cute little hippie type figure. *laughs* I like you. You're the quicker cheerer-upper.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

dear god make it stop!

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

ps - you're totally OTM Dee... you both do that for me actually.. insta smile, just add Dee/nick

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

Morris Day & the Time is playing outside of detroit tomorrow night. who wants to go?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Who doesn't? But I have five dollars and live nowhere nearby.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:36 (twenty years ago) link

I want to go, too! I have about $25, but again with the living nowhere nearby thing...

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:45 (twenty years ago) link

With $30, is there anything we can't do? Psh. Let's go. I got time to make brownies while you're on your way.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:52 (twenty years ago) link

*getting in car in 5*

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:55 (twenty years ago) link

I was going to start a cheery pic thread but Dave Stelfox already started a nice to each other thread so I'll just post a pic here. Um, because.

http://www.dizpins.com/logos/stitch_clipart.gif

Also, I am having some rather entertaining flashbacks from the mention of Pimm's on the aforementioned thread.

I want some of those brownies!

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 30 August 2003 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

MOrris Day & the Time are playing for free.

oh wee oh wee oh.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

i am thinking Tep would like to see my c.v.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

Now I have to figure out if that means you make dark chocolate (my most recent post) or worked with Morris Day and the Time (my last post on this thread)! :)

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

I wanna see Purple Rain again. Morris Day and the Time always play for a fundraiser one of our local private universities holds, almost once a year. I wanna brownie. Topped with a hot fudge sundae and with nuts sprinkled on top. Mmm mmm. I wanna listen to Japan now. Japan and Japan alone. I also wanna watch 9 1/2 Weeks again. I wanna drink down this soda I have beside me, but I don't know about that. I wanna lie down, but I don't wanna get offline. I wanna be your quicker cheerer-upper. Wanna wanna wanna wannado?

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:04 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking I'm missing what Orbit wants me to see in her c.v., but I'm on my umpteenth shot of Benedictine and it's 1 a.m., so I'm wired to miss a lot right now.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:11 (twenty years ago) link

i'm thinking that i want to eat Sam's s'mores and listen to Ruth Brown.

unfortunately, i'm in ann arbor.

and drunk.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:14 (twenty years ago) link

Tep look at the Cut & Paste thread.
--In response to me "coming off as if I am an expert" as you said. Maybe this will explain. I does not mean I think that other people's thoughts are worse than mine, but might explain why people think that I speak like that. It is certainly not intentional, and probably a result of the life course you will see there.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ohh, I gotcha. I thought you were responding to something more recent.

I do understand; different situations, different lives, lead to different habits and styles and there are better words for that that aren't springing to mind just now. It can be like an accent. It can be hard to control other people's reactions to that (I'm very aware of this where literal accents are concerned; in the South, my accent's considered northern, and in the North, it's called southern.)

A paragraph of coherence is about all I can manage right now. But I do know what you mean. Ultimately, I was guessing at what I thought might have been the earliest contributing factor to things; without people commenting to confirm or deny, who knows how close to base I am.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

And entirely unrelated (there's just nowhere else to post this), this makes for very odd reading. It feels like involuntarily eavesdropping on teenagers on the bus.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:29 (twenty years ago) link

got something to say i killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead well i got something to say i raped your mother today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread sweet lovely death i am waiting for your breath come sweet death, one last caress go sweet lovely death i am waiting for your breath come sweet death, one last caress well, i got something to say i killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead sweet lovely death i am waiting for your breath come sweet death one last caress one last caress, sweet death one last caress, sweet death oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:30 (twenty years ago) link

For some reason that link made my computer run reaaaaaaalllllllly slooooooooowwwwwww.

(xp: to tep)

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:31 (twenty years ago) link

There's huuuuge amounts of text on it, and I think some photos as well (it's going to vary depending on when you click it; for the benefit of anyone who would like to know, it's the up-to-the-minute latest posts posted to LiveJournal, which has an enormous amount of users, and so I can't vouch for the worksafeness if for some reason you're reading this on Tuesday, etc.) Parts of it are still loading for me, and I've got a cable modem and clicked on it howevermanyminutes ago.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:34 (twenty years ago) link

I'm trying to decide whether I prefer Fugazi's "Cassavettes" or Le Tigre's "What's Yr Take On Cassavettes"

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:37 (twenty years ago) link

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