Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she's like, likely to be dead in a few years

standard child-star career arc, sadly

http://i.imgur.com/PKzo3.jpg

pleat your case

outfit is HOTTTT

i hope she makes it at least to thirty.

lol u guys. i mean, she's fucking up and she's been real dumb about it. but i mean, i went thru a lot of the same shit, at an even younger age. i just didn't get sent to jail for it.

altho all of the driving stuff -- isn't that how this all started? driving under the influence or whatever? that's just beyond.

She really does just need a better set of friends.

and rehab

so basically what you're saying is you didn't go through the same shit, because you weren't doing these substances out in public and driving and traveling around the world

also, you were doing coke at a younger age?

We need a better account of your PCP years, surmounter.

i went thru a lot of the same stuff, but i wasn't as stupid about it. i think a lot of people could attest to that. and while i have never done coke, i rly don't think it's very unusual for people who are younger than 24 to be doing coke. at all.

lindsay's friends must really suck imo

so you've basically surmounted over similar circumstances huh

i guess kinda

basically all i'm saying is a lot of people have done a lot of the same things, and managed to become decent people

I KNOW I AM VERY INSIGHTFUL

i was just about to say that lilo reminds me of a lot of the people at my highschool, and then i realized, she was one of the people at my highschool!!!

I think that one difference is that Lindsay is surrounded by about 100x as many creeps and hangers-on.

you'd think one of those creeps/hangers on would offer to be her driver and carry her drugs for her

you'd think one of those creeps/hangers on would offer to be her driver and carry her drugs for her

srsly these ppl just need to get drivers

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IDK this guy lead to so much trouble for Fallon...

surm you went to hs with lilo????

LONG ISLAND BABY

*high five*

But, um, she didn't go to jail for fucking up. She went to jail for fucking up the get-out-of-jail-free agreement, which is, like, another level of fucking up.

To call her friends and family enablers would be an understatement. She might as well land a job as a janitor sweeping up at a coke plant, for all the good they do her.

yea ur right josh, she royally screwed up her get-out-of-jail agreement.

how does everybody know this about her friends and family? i literally know next-to-nothing about these people.

all i know is her mom seems kinda weird, and her dad seems really weird.

I think people are extrapolating based on how thoroughly she's fucking up; the people around her are either actively sabotaging her efforts to do right or like the world's most ineffective support system

I remember there was a big brouhaha about fer family abusing her Carvel ice cream card (I think i posted it upthread)...and I thought, 'if these people are this dramatic and exploitative about a freaking free ice cream card, what is the rest of her life like?'

damn she looks beautiful

lol

it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free

I think people are extrapolating based on how thoroughly she's fucking up; the people around her are either actively sabotaging her efforts to do right or like the world's most ineffective support system

Dan otm.

xxxp tbf she is looking a lot healthier

ice cream card sitch being microcosm of how fucked up her fam is = OTM

i dunno man i'd fight for some free carvel

You'll have to mud wrestle Lohan's mother.

tbf she is looking a lot healthier

True

it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free

I have friends and ex-girlfriends like this, ugh.

The reason her ass is in jail is that most people, assuming they're not mentally ill or held up by enablers, eventually hit some sort of "rock bottom" either financially, emotionally, or socially and realize they have to change. Meanwhile, this girl is in court for the bazillionth time and pretty much flipping off the judge.

All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.

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This looks more like a fashion designer's illustration than the standard courtroom sketch.

well that's appropriate imo

lol at headline btw

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/24/lindsay.lohan.jail/index.html?hpt=T2

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012121.jpg

went red just in time

what an elegant bitch

haaahahahahaha. i do really love her style, it holds up.

Is that last one the poster for Caged Heat II?