Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

But, um, she didn't go to jail for fucking up. She went to jail for fucking up the get-out-of-jail-free agreement, which is, like, another level of fucking up.

To call her friends and family enablers would be an understatement. She might as well land a job as a janitor sweeping up at a coke plant, for all the good they do her.

yea ur right josh, she royally screwed up her get-out-of-jail agreement.

how does everybody know this about her friends and family? i literally know next-to-nothing about these people.

all i know is her mom seems kinda weird, and her dad seems really weird.

I think people are extrapolating based on how thoroughly she's fucking up; the people around her are either actively sabotaging her efforts to do right or like the world's most ineffective support system

I remember there was a big brouhaha about fer family abusing her Carvel ice cream card (I think i posted it upthread)...and I thought, 'if these people are this dramatic and exploitative about a freaking free ice cream card, what is the rest of her life like?'

damn she looks beautiful

lol

it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free

I think people are extrapolating based on how thoroughly she's fucking up; the people around her are either actively sabotaging her efforts to do right or like the world's most ineffective support system

Dan otm.

xxxp tbf she is looking a lot healthier

ice cream card sitch being microcosm of how fucked up her fam is = OTM

i dunno man i'd fight for some free carvel

You'll have to mud wrestle Lohan's mother.

tbf she is looking a lot healthier

True

it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free

I have friends and ex-girlfriends like this, ugh.

The reason her ass is in jail is that most people, assuming they're not mentally ill or held up by enablers, eventually hit some sort of "rock bottom" either financially, emotionally, or socially and realize they have to change. Meanwhile, this girl is in court for the bazillionth time and pretty much flipping off the judge.

All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012188.jpg

This looks more like a fashion designer's illustration than the standard courtroom sketch.

well that's appropriate imo

lol at headline btw

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/24/lindsay.lohan.jail/index.html?hpt=T2

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012121.jpg

went red just in time

what an elegant bitch

haaahahahahaha. i do really love her style, it holds up.

Is that last one the poster for Caged Heat II?

love the attn to louboutin details... haha.

All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.

This is circular with what I said! People generally have to hit bottom, which is a recognition of the self. If you're held up from that, you're not going to think anything is actually wrong with you.

love the attn to louboutin details... haha.

― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, September 24, 2010 10:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol yes

Yep - was thinking the same. ha.

could they be any stingier with the skirting boards

― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, September 24, 2010 11:44 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

^i died^

also: "hot ready and nagl" is hilarious

also love the attn to ectoplasm vomit on lady sherrif's back? is that a liberal license to the awkward flourescent tones of LA County courtrooms?

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

isn't the problem that she's never known any other adult life but this? rock bottom is her "bad days" imo

i suspect the problem is that she, and everyone around her starting with hr parents, is crazy

right. and I'm saying she's never known it any other way

i love crazy

(new movie title?)

i suppose. i would go as far to say she has some sort of chemical imbalance (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) too, but, y'know

xp

i love crazy

― janice (surm), Friday, September 24, 2010 6:31 PM (6 minutes ago)

hahaha yeah, it's fun to watch people fuck up and puke on the couch and make loved ones miserable -- they're not real anyway

^ unwarranted

am i supposed to feel like a bad person? suck it.

http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanout.jpg

new mugshot. and she's out of jail already.

a lot of other mugshots feeling sorry for themselves tonight

realtalk

i would also like to point out that i wasn't laughing at the idea of being crazy. the LOL's and hahaha's didn't come from me. i love crazy because i am crazy, and i have to. mwah!

fantastic dynasty reference Abbott xxxxxxxxxxxx (1 gazillion xps)

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thinks bubble about Lohan's head: "Christmas with the fam or Betty Ford Center? Mmm..."

Why is she wearing the fabric skirt that goes around the base of a Christmas tree as a shirt?

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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ooops i moved next door to my ex-gf on accident ‾\(º_o)/‾