Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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it irl bums me out that I will never get to party with her and do so guilt-free

I have friends and ex-girlfriends like this, ugh.

The reason her ass is in jail is that most people, assuming they're not mentally ill or held up by enablers, eventually hit some sort of "rock bottom" either financially, emotionally, or socially and realize they have to change. Meanwhile, this girl is in court for the bazillionth time and pretty much flipping off the judge.

mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012188.jpg

This looks more like a fashion designer's illustration than the standard courtroom sketch.

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:20 (fifteen years ago)

well that's appropriate imo

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

lol at headline btw

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/09/24/lindsay.lohan.jail/index.html?hpt=T2

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/09/ap100924012121.jpg

(¬_¬) (Nicole), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:21 (fifteen years ago)

went red just in time

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:22 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

haaahahahahaha. i do really love her style, it holds up.

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 20:24 (fifteen years ago)

Is that last one the poster for Caged Heat II?

nickn, Friday, 24 September 2010 20:53 (fifteen years ago)

love the attn to louboutin details... haha.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:05 (fifteen years ago)

All this talk of enablers is good and all, but really, for an addict to change it relies wholly on one person: themselves.

This is circular with what I said! People generally have to hit bottom, which is a recognition of the self. If you're held up from that, you're not going to think anything is actually wrong with you.

mh, Friday, 24 September 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

love the attn to louboutin details... haha.

― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, September 24, 2010 10:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol yes

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Yep - was thinking the same. ha.

master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

could they be any stingier with the skirting boards

― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, September 24, 2010 11:44 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

^i died^

also: "hot ready and nagl" is hilarious

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

also love the attn to ectoplasm vomit on lady sherrif's back? is that a liberal license to the awkward flourescent tones of LA County courtrooms?

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

isn't the problem that she's never known any other adult life but this? rock bottom is her "bad days" imo

dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

i suspect the problem is that she, and everyone around her starting with hr parents, is crazy

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

right. and I'm saying she's never known it any other way

dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

i love crazy

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

(new movie title?)

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

i suppose. i would go as far to say she has some sort of chemical imbalance (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) too, but, y'know

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

xp

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

i love crazy

― janice (surm), Friday, September 24, 2010 6:31 PM (6 minutes ago)

hahaha yeah, it's fun to watch people fuck up and puke on the couch and make loved ones miserable -- they're not real anyway

If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

^ unwarranted

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

am i supposed to feel like a bad person? suck it.

http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanout.jpg

new mugshot. and she's out of jail already.

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

a lot of other mugshots feeling sorry for themselves tonight

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

realtalk

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

i would also like to point out that i wasn't laughing at the idea of being crazy. the LOL's and hahaha's didn't come from me. i love crazy because i am crazy, and i have to. mwah!

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

fantastic dynasty reference Abbott xxxxxxxxxxxx (1 gazillion xps)

I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Sunday, 26 September 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/12/340x_100610x10_lohan_b-gr_01.jpg

:\

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

thinks bubble about Lohan's head: "Christmas with the fam or Betty Ford Center? Mmm..."

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Why is she wearing the fabric skirt that goes around the base of a Christmas tree as a shirt?

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

disappointed thats not fourloko

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

4LOHAN

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

or 4LILO

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (1 week ago)

surm, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00pjcf4dAg18h/x610.jpg
Lindsay Lohan, center, introduces Pascal Mouawad, left, to Spike Lee before the Los Angeles Lakers New York Knicks NBA basketball game on Sunday, Jan. 9, 2011, in Los Angeles.

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

oops, photo should be:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cLjfqu3Cf8GK/610x.jpg

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

lovin' it

surm, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

It looks like they're melting into each other.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

That mistaken photo was more interesting. Strange, strange skin tones.

Aimless, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-attends-the-adidas-snoop-dogg.jpg

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

elegant bitch

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

she looks nice there

<3 qts in oversize slogan t-shirts fuiud

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

also helps she is possibly not wearing pants

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

helps is the wrong work but you get my point

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)


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