Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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love the attn to louboutin details... haha.

― Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, September 24, 2010 10:05 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

lol yes

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Yep - was thinking the same. ha.

master of retardment (ENBB), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:17 (fifteen years ago)

could they be any stingier with the skirting boards

― the decline of the altbro-hongarian empire (nakhchivan), Friday, September 24, 2010 11:44 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark

^i died^

also: "hot ready and nagl" is hilarious

hoos wears orange camo pants ffs (roxymuzak), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:19 (fifteen years ago)

also love the attn to ectoplasm vomit on lady sherrif's back? is that a liberal license to the awkward flourescent tones of LA County courtrooms?

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Friday, 24 September 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

isn't the problem that she's never known any other adult life but this? rock bottom is her "bad days" imo

dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

i suspect the problem is that she, and everyone around her starting with hr parents, is crazy

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:30 (fifteen years ago)

right. and I'm saying she's never known it any other way

dirk funk (gr8080), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

i love crazy

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

(new movie title?)

janice (surm), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

i suppose. i would go as far to say she has some sort of chemical imbalance (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL) too, but, y'know

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

xp

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

i love crazy

― janice (surm), Friday, September 24, 2010 6:31 PM (6 minutes ago)

hahaha yeah, it's fun to watch people fuck up and puke on the couch and make loved ones miserable -- they're not real anyway

If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

^ unwarranted

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Friday, 24 September 2010 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

am i supposed to feel like a bad person? suck it.

http://dlisted.com/files/lindsaylohanout.jpg

new mugshot. and she's out of jail already.

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

a lot of other mugshots feeling sorry for themselves tonight

having taken an actual journalism class (contenderizer), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

realtalk

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:52 (fifteen years ago)

i would also like to point out that i wasn't laughing at the idea of being crazy. the LOL's and hahaha's didn't come from me. i love crazy because i am crazy, and i have to. mwah!

janice (surm), Saturday, 25 September 2010 02:56 (fifteen years ago)

fantastic dynasty reference Abbott xxxxxxxxxxxx (1 gazillion xps)

I saw him in convulsive throws I said "I'll have one of those" (sunny successor), Sunday, 26 September 2010 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2010/12/340x_100610x10_lohan_b-gr_01.jpg

:\

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

thinks bubble about Lohan's head: "Christmas with the fam or Betty Ford Center? Mmm..."

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 December 2010 18:31 (fifteen years ago)

Why is she wearing the fabric skirt that goes around the base of a Christmas tree as a shirt?

no pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 26 December 2010 23:47 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

disappointed thats not fourloko

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Friday, 7 January 2011 04:05 (fifteen years ago)

4LOHAN

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

or 4LILO

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 7 January 2011 11:06 (fifteen years ago)

what an elegant bitch

― high efficiency unit (J0rdan S.), Friday, September 24, 2010 4:24 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 27 December 2010 01:29 (1 week ago)

surm, Friday, 7 January 2011 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/00pjcf4dAg18h/x610.jpg
Lindsay Lohan, center, introduces Pascal Mouawad, left, to Spike Lee before the Los Angeles Lakers New York Knicks NBA basketball game on Sunday, Jan. 9, 2011, in Los Angeles.

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

oops, photo should be:
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0cLjfqu3Cf8GK/610x.jpg

gr8080, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 08:54 (fifteen years ago)

lovin' it

surm, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

It looks like they're melting into each other.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:15 (fifteen years ago)

That mistaken photo was more interesting. Strange, strange skin tones.

Aimless, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/lindsay-lohan-attends-the-adidas-snoop-dogg.jpg

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 14:03 (fifteen years ago)

elegant bitch

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:13 (fifteen years ago)

she looks nice there

<3 qts in oversize slogan t-shirts fuiud

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

also helps she is possibly not wearing pants

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

helps is the wrong work but you get my point

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

loud and clear

Nigie Dempstah (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

'assists' is the word you were looking for?

Mark G, Friday, 21 January 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

going with 'trouser proudness'

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Friday, 21 January 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

i'm unflustered with talk of trousers/legs, it's all in the eyes in that photo.

buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

naturally

but idk until jimmy notics the lo-slung trousers in the bottom right, let him have his um fun

flopson fauxhawk (nakhchivan), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:21 (fifteen years ago)

I thought they were thigh highs, so who's the perv now?

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)

^^this moi

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

i see mini-skirt if anything, not trousers

buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:27 (fifteen years ago)

ergo, bare legs.

and boots, obv.

hmm

buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

or

mmm

buy lying (whatever), Friday, 21 January 2011 22:28 (fifteen years ago)

"Lindsay Lohan's album, 'Speak,' may not have sold many units back in 2004, but every teen girl who heard it went on to become a slutwave artist" - Brian Eno

Cunga, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/38858PCN_Lilo04.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 21 January 2011 22:32 (fifteen years ago)


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