Excelsior? I Hardly Knew Her (In Truth, I Knew Her Well) AKA The Funnyhaha Korner

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

isn't it time you changed your name?

-- RJG (RJ...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

You could be right.

-- The Homosexual Internet Sex Cannibal (fluxion2...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

a little too otm

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 28th, 2006. (later)

-- Mary (marysurnam...), January 28th, 2006 4:28 PM. (link)

Next you'll be telling me she was married to a Pulitzer Prize winner.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 28th, 2006 4:29 PM.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 28th, 2006.

God

-- StanM (Stan10...), January 28th, 2006.

I remember that album being the one where they FELL THE FUCK OFF actually

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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I felt so betrayed when it came out, they strayed from the formula, walked straight out of eden, those fucking greedy careerist bastards, oozing hate from their souls, fucking 'pop goes the world', assholes

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.
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yeah

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), November 28th, 2005.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006 1:26 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

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i hired movers, because i can't stand to do it myself anymore. so these guys are here, moving my stuff out, and what happens? this fucking idiot in my building lets his pitbull out, he surprises one of the movers and bites his hand. dude is at the hospital right now. cops came. needless to say i feel pretty fucking terrible. dude who owns the dog says he'll pay hospital bills. i hope fucking so.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

oh and the moving guy's blood is everywhere. poor fucking guy.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

It only feels like the worst because it is so fucking terrible already. Wait a bit. Something of further interest might pop up.

-- Aimless (aimles...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

that's true, the truck could still possibly drive off a pier, with all my stuff and the two dudes in it, into the east river. that would be worse, for sure.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

I'm just saying if I have to see kostner's ass one more time I am going to go big in it! I miss the days of movies liek this

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091165/

that featured random T and A!!!!! OF WOMEN - In I married an Axe Murderer I saw MIKE MYERS BUTT! AAARRGH!!!

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Re: Kirten Dunst's erect nipples in Spiderman, I have a question. Why do women's nipples get bigger in the cold, but men's willies shrink down to nothing? ANSWER ME THAT.

-- Mike W (mik...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Because babies need food in the cold but penises don't.

-- Mr. Latham Green (pennysong300...), January 29th, 2006. (later)

-- jel -- (freeduni...), January 28th, 2006 3:35 PM.

it is a passion play

-- kyle (akmonda...), January 28th, 2006 3:49 PM.

It is a kindergarten play.

-- truck-patch pixel farmer (my crop froze in the field) (crumpw@bellsouth.net), January 28th, 2006 3:51 PM.

-- keyth (keythkeyt...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006. (keyth)

wonderful pictures guys, dont let anyone say youre freaks, ltmh,photoshop, google images etc are soooo ace,(not as much fun as "excelsoring" sp? someones arse mind)-- the outside world, fearing death ignore em, much better to fear REAL life itself. Thanks again, keep them coming I need more boredom in my life.

Yours with a cross purpose snigger

C

-- kiwi (csisherwoo...), Today.

I LOVE YOU CHRISTOPHER ISHERWOOD

-- RJG (RJ...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006 7:46 AM. (RJG) (later) (link)

-- Hulio Carpetbaggers (allaroundmyh @ iwillwear.agreenwill.oh), January 29th, 2006. (later)

Bubble

thankfully I was only drinking water when I read that, because I knocked my glass off the arm of my sofa when I started laughing.

-- spotted cow (capitalwinterska...) (webmail), January 30th, 2006. (link)

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Yeah, that Radiohead, totally no profile outside of Stout and Green Bay!

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), January 30th, 2006. (link)

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:27 PM. (Eppy) (later)

Or, you know, something witty about a mirror.

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:27 PM. (Eppy) (later)

like say a blogger talking about low standards?

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), Today 1:29 PM. (papa la bas) (later)

What?

-- Eppy (epp...), Today 1:34 PM. (Eppy) (later)

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), January 30th, 2006 2:51 PM. (Dr Morbius) (later) (link)

wasn't that an ian riese-moraine screenname?
-- james van der beek (wt...), January 30th, 2006 4:20 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

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bjork did a song about that episode called 'venus as a boy'.
-- j blount

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), January 29th, 2006. (link)

One night an ILXor had a dream. He dreamed
he was walking along the beach with MATOS.

Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene he noticed two sets of
footprints in the sand: one belonging
to him, and the other to MATOS.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him,
he looked back at the footprints in the sand.

He noticed that many times along the path of
his life there was only one set of footprints.

He also noticed that it happened at the very
lowest and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he
questioned MATOS about it:

"MATOS, you said that once I decided to follow
you, you'd walk with me all the way.
But I have noticed that during the most
troublesome times in my life,
there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when
I needed you most you would leave me."

MATOS replied:

"I AM DONE TALKING TO YOU!"

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), January 30th, 2006. (later)

-- Onimo (gerry.wat...), January 30th, 2006 12:55 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

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SHIT THE MOUS IS ELECTRIC
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:07 PM. (later) (link)

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How do you know his name is SHIT?
-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...) (webmail), Yesterday 4:19 PM. (later) (link)

-- scamperingalpaca (chillou...), January 30th, 2006. (later) (link)

I find the Rumpie hate kinda weird, I see no problem in talking about bodily fluids, and besides she's not the only one doing so. Is it really that traumatic to click on a thread, realize "Oh, this is about shit...", and then change to another thread?

http://www.getwine.co.za/images/excel-merlot.jpg

I take my cues from other posters mostly, and if "What's the most unacceptable thing to come out of your ass" (which I never posted to) is the yardstick than hey - what's the problem?

I don't deliberately set out to make people vom, if I did then I'd be posting images of weeping sores etc. There are worse things out there than the human body and it's functions you know, I just try to keep things light.

Sorry there's no punchline.

This is a serious question: Are you stupid?

Am I stupid? You tell me. There's obviously reason to believe so.

I see nothing wrong with this thread... I was wondering whether air fresheners in toilets are a middle-class phenomenon, I'd never even seen one until I got a job where they had those. In my family shit smell wasn't a taboo, sometimes my mom even used to keep the toilet door open while she was sitting there.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 31st, 2006 10:45 AM.