Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

yeah, pretty much like any other normal bus

why can't I tread that thread?

Xenu wills it.

anon has failed ILX

in grade school, I found a condom wrapper on the floor of the school bus

Was I riding in the Bang Bus?

Ok, that makes 2 grim turns this thread has taken today.

jesus people i honestly expected a little more dignity from a thread called "Lindsay Lohan: Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

she does look cute in the john lennon movie previews, but still kind of ashen. it's odd.

but cuet i wanna see it.

can we go back to talking about hot ass mary louise parker

horseshoe i am so disappointed in you

Add another vote for MLP on my behalf. She's amazing.

Sarah Jessica Parker is just plain ugly and witchy looking. Not hot. End of story.

haha sorry max! i guess we'll always have Go-era katie holmes!

Also, holy shit - IMDB says MLP is 43. I would kill to look that good now, nevermind 13 years from now. Damn.

Katie Holmes is a babe in any era. Except for the first season of Dawson's Creek, bad posture.

ya two things that make MLP go from hot to totally hot are that shes a total (whatever lame euphemism you want to use for hot older woman) and i will always associate her with the sale of large quantities of p0tt

whoever was saying on the cougar thread that the hottest celebrity chicks right now are all 40+ (tom maybe?) is totally otm

katie holmes is gorgeous.

she fell off hard for like 9 months but totally bounced back with a hott new haircut and stuff

Agreed. She may be a creepy robot-like scientologist but I think she's gorgeous. Tall, good hair, great syle . . . I approve.

Michelle Phiffer ftw

amen.

i have seen mary louise parker playing tennis before. she is gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous in person.

id "return" her "serve" anytime

id like to "string" her "racket"

she could "swat" my "balls"

max otm (xpost....crepe)

horseshoe :(

(otm re: mlp and being 40+ and weed)

"I’d like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.”

GIS for mlp is A+++

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CHICK ACTRESS POLL: MARY-LOUISE PARKER, A DEFINITE Y

okay i'm sorry i must be wrong! she does have lovely skin.

"I’d like to fuck her on the tennis court, if you get my meaning.”

ahahaha i quote this all the time and get blank stares!

what i like about you horseshoe is that youre willing to admit when youre wrong

I love that part. Actually, I love most of it. That movie is very quotable. "Cougars!"

oops - that was xp.

it actually drives me sort of crazy when i can't see what's hot about a celebrity. we all have the same eyes wtf?

xp to ENBB "No, Skippy, I have no idea what you mean."

well not the same eyes. but eyes! i'm a little drunk, guys.

Yay for drunkeness and K&S.

"It was arousing... violently arousing.
Otis, did you even read the book?
Yes... no."

mary louise parker posey

The accuracy of the statement "tight little body" is irrelevant in light of the fact that it is something said only by male undergrads with gel in their hair and diagonal stripes on their opalescent, Polo Sport-drenched shirts.

Oh, alright. Here - She's pretty fit, and I don't doubt that some might find her to be physically attractive. I just happen to think that she's pretty repulsive!

only line I remember from K&S is "I'd like to fuck the Dickens out of her."

still can't believe the Trans Am-looking dude from Almost Famous dumped MLP for Claire Danes.

SJP is an ordinary-looking girl whose disembody is too average for me to have ever thought about one way or the other but who is ultimately attractive because she is often delightful, apart from her starring in that acronymic show. she is disliked by people who dislike pointy noses and/or low BMIs.

MLP is an even more ordinary-looking girl, if with a somewhat more interesting disembody, whose lazy-charming characters/personality render her cuet or even hott in a lazy-charming sort of way. I can see how she'd fly in the South and/or among indie dudes. Claire Danes is far more distinctive.

LL, non-bronze-age, is an at least moderately super-ordinary looking girl (particularly in that... one area, though the disproportionality is less attractive - it would be nice if she had any hips), not least because of the non-platinum hair and skin tone and freckles (the first two of which are kinda my thing), who has shown some attractive signs of smarts, sensitivity and self-directed-ness, but over time may have more often shown unattractive signs of superficiality, stubbornness and stupidity. It may help that she kinda resembles someone I've been involved with.

she is often delightful

and a smart New Yorker etc. etc.

because she is often delightful, apart from her starring in that acronymic show

She's got a LOT of running to do to get away from being Carrie Bradshaw.

Like, Forrest Gump levels.

Agree w/ Gabbneb. SJP's cuteness ain't in her face (obviously). It's in her personality. She comes across as not hot, but at least charming when she's actually doing something: performing, acting, whatever you call that kind of sitcom behavior. In still pictures, she looks like something you'd use to split wood.

"ordinary"

not to play the ageism card, but I kinda feel bad for SJP getting beat up on for her looks when her biggest role (in a show that had the word SEX in the title which I guess leads to expectations of sexiness more than usual) came when she was hurtling toward 40. she was kind of an ugly duckling circa Square Pegs and became genuinely cute during her L.A. Story/Honeymoon In Vegar romcom era, but by the time her fame peaked in a fashion plate role, it was pretty clear that she has the kind of features that do not age well. not every actress is gonna peak in hotness at 45.