Which of these conspiracy theories is most plausible?

i think CaptainLorax is talking about the conspiracy where the US government uses propaganda films like what the bleep do we know ILX to turn us all into listless hippies with nothing better to do

This is true. I should do me some work today. I need to be writing some subqueries today and ILX is keeping me from it!

::SHAKES FIST AT ILX LIZARDS::

Wait shit this is a good one, is it too late to add that?

I can change the size of my telescope using my mind

So that's what you call it these days.

I could see a man flying past your eyes and you all would argue the physics of an illusion before thinking it was possible...

omg i know, what fools!

I'll be long in the cold, cold earth afore ILX can make ME into a hippie!

Impurity in the construct that the experimenter fails to see.

guyz....

http://www.mactonnies.com/lizardeyes.jpg

http://rayboy.org/uploads/v_l.jpg

they're remaking v!

i only just noticed the closing date of this poll.

people are discussing 911 and wall street conspiracy theories in my office this morning, i just want to put my head on the desk and go to sleep.

some guy keeps hassling me to read all this guy's books

STFU some guy

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I thought it was pretty well accepted that Oswald was a patsy and that the US knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time

how is it that fire and debris from one building could knock down another made of STEEL?

the debris was made of KRYPTONITE

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Oh my god eight people voted for the AIDS thing?

Can we get quincie in here?

whole lotta retards

Most plausible =/= plausible

Can we get quincie in here?
"yeah???"
http://timstvshowcase.com/quincy6.jpg

who's that one mobster who claimed to confess to killing jfk on his deathbed? apparently they whacked him for cracking down on their activities even though they helped him get into office through the teamsters.

Barcodes are intended to control people

how the fuck does this work?

Barracudas are intended to control people

"Jews control Hollywood," is a CONSPIRACY to you people? OMG HAHAHAH WTF

Get one copy of Variety, jebus

Barcodes are intended to control people

Only people that get barcode tattoos!

I am kind of upset the entire Atlantis mythology was not mentioned but perhaps it is there in spirit. Most New Agers/Conspiracy Theorists tend to tie it into pretty much all the other ones.

i don't get how ppl think the aids one is plausible.

"Jews control Hollywood," is a CONSPIRACY to you people? OMG HAHAHAH WTF

― Vichitravirya_XI, Sunday, September 28, 2008 9:27 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

"and the worldwide financial system," jebus.

fuck, I'm obsessed with lizard people now, because of this thread. Did you know Kris Kristofferson is supposed to be one??

The only man I've known to believe AIDS is manmade was a Mennonite!

how do the Mennonites and the Mormons roll?

i bet someone here knows.. i am looking for the Wikipedia article about a man who hi-jacked a plane, got the money and then took off and jumped. he disappeared forever.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper

thanks! :)

On February 10, 1980, Brian Ingram, then eight years old, was with his family on a picnic when he found $5,880 in decaying bills (a total of 294 $20 bills),

(...)

it was proven that the money found by Ingram was part of the ransom given to Cooper(...)

Ingram was eventually allowed to keep $2,860 of this money. On June 13, 2008, in accordance with Ingram's wishes, the Heritage Auction Galleries' Americana Memorabilia Grand Format Auction in Dallas, Texas sold fifteen of the bills to various buyers for a total of more than $37,000.[38]

HAARP project scientist busted for fraud - pleas out with the Feds http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2013/05/haarp-fraud/

DoD shuts down HAARP
http://www.ktoo.org/2014/04/14/haarp-research-facility-shut/

Shutting it down is obviously the perfect cover.

I feel like HAARP has taken the place of scientific Climate Change theories. Like for many libertarian types, they can just point to crazy weather and say it proves HAARP did it rather than Al Gore.

the other night I had someone telling me that the Rockefellers engineered the feminist movement to take people's attention away from the ~real~ issues.

Because the anniversary is in the news I spent some time going down the rabbit hole of Boston Marathon Bombing conspiracy weirdos. Which led to the amusing spectacle of infowars/alex jones types arguing **with each other** over whether Jeff Bauman and other victims were actors or not. Some came down firmly on the side of these people OBVIOUSLY being actors, others were of the opinion that this was so obviously a false flag operation by the US intelligence community that introducing the idea of "crisis actors" was unnecessary.

It's scary to think that probably 10% of the people around you at any given time are absolutely shithouse-rat crazy.

There is a conspiracy (of course) that the recent lost Malaysian airplane was actually piloted by remote and steered off course to a remote location, to later be used in a FF. Because that is so much easier than just using a random plane no-one has ever heard of.

Jesus, just the comments in that link ET posted.

9/11 too low imo

"I had a feeling [the shooter, Larry Steve McQuilliams] was a white man, and you can be sure the hostile aliens who really control the country are going to use this against US," wrote "Volodyamyr."

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/12/white-supremacists-worry-austin-antigovernment-shooting-will-harm-their-reputations/

via Ned, probably somewhere else on ILE

Others, like “FatherOdin,” agreed, claiming that “once the media picks up this story we will once again hear nonstop about how all Whites are racist, anti-government, violent threats to America.”

...

“The Federal Government is anti-white! The Federal Government is a lawless out of control violent mob! The only solution to the Federal Government is secession!”

isn't advocating secession a violent anti-government threat to America I am confused