Thread For How You Predict You Will Feel On Wednesday When Bush Wins The Election.

Is there any chance of Kerry winning at all? (8am GMT)
Most people are unsure how it all works.

I don't think so, really. But the chances of me being drunk have increased exponentially.

You know how you feel when you're in a building and suddenly a giant bright blue cactus falls through the ceiling, and because it's SO far beyond the realm of anyone's expectation everyone looks at it, goes back to what they were doing, looks again, goes back to what they were doing again, and then, a few seconds later when it hits them that something totally unexpected and improbable has happened, they drop what they're doing, turn around and just stare in amazement? THAT'S how I feel.

This is all so depressing.