sometimes i wish harry would morph into ajax.
― definatelypoopsmcgee (chrisv2010), Friday, 15 October 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
so whats the deal with Lumen? Serial serial killer hanger-on-er?
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
she's dexter new girlfriend/enabler, duh
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
they are totally wasting this baby thing
I get that dexter isn't the wire but this thing just seems adrift
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, my hopes are middling
i dread the inevitable "twist" that the nanny or julia stiles will have been a serial killer ALL ALONG
― Nhex, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link
bingo...you know thats coming. after dexter kills quinn of course. And whats the deal with Maria and her famous blowjobs?
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
don't get ahead of yourself, it's next season when she turns out to be the BJ killer and dexter has to snuff his own boss
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link
haha. everytime i hear about her bj's i picture her giving one and her giant bulgie eyes popping out like large marge.
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link
turns me on.
iltmi is that way
― only ad hominem strawman can troll me (Edward III), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
this show is losing me
― jeff, Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously though what is the big deal about marias blowjobs? are they trying to say she blew her way to Lt.??
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3122/2837944760_66ded6c588_o.jpg
― thebingo2010 (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
BORING
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 14:19 (thirteen years ago) link
"I would rather put a campfire out with my face."
lol it's amazing how much I've come around to Deb since the first season.
quinn though... ugh. the actor played a similarly skeezy character on gossip girl - dude makes my skin crawl.
― Roz, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
i keep thinking he's the secret son of ray liotta.
― just1n3, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I just finished Season 4 today and basically had the same reaction as Abbott, I assumed I'd dig it more than 3 cuz Lithgow >>>>>> Smits, but I actually found Dexter's dancing with Smits for a whole season a lot more entertaining/gradually rewarding. Was pretty underwhelmed when he finally got around to putting JL on the table.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Love that Batista's shield looks like a heart in that cartoon, apt.
― da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link
also did they ever really explain why/how Lithgow had a kid before his current family?
― da croupier, Wednesday, 27 October 2010 04:21 (thirteen years ago) link
creeping feeling of worry/dread that julia stiles is going to repeat the shitty shitty smits plot arc. which will get real boring real fucking fast
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
nope they left that entire story about lithgows first kid out. WTF.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 27 October 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link
― da croupier, Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:21 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark
Don't you know how babies are made?
― thirdalternative, Thursday, 28 October 2010 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Yes, through writer contrivance. I just missed it if they established that he had a previous fake happy family before his current one or what.
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 October 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
He seemed so obsessed with family values and having a perfect family that it rang false to me that he would father a child with some woman (or wife?) and then leave.
― romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Seriously, couldn't they have cut a few "I'm disappointed in you, Dexter" scenes with his dad to detail Trinity's backstory? Especially if they're going to make his bastard/abandoned/whothefuckknows daughter such an integral part of the season? It's funny this is the season that got all of the attention/accolades when it easily felt like the sloppiest.
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
That said, I will never complain about soulful romantic interludes with Sgt. Batista
im a wee bit tired of the batista laguerta shit
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 28 October 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link
whoa, what happened to Peter Weller? i like where that's going though!
― Nhex, Thursday, 28 October 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
man when the writers on this show suck, they suck hard.
ie - the whole scene close on internal affairs dude saying "so hey whats all this i hear about how awesome ur blowjobs are" *wink wink* to set up the "suprise" IA bust in the hotel room. how exactly was that imaginary conversation supposed to go, you lazy chumps?
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 19:30 (thirteen years ago) link
or the whole convenient ankle bracelet thing that obv makes it impossible for dude to have gone to whathisnames house, but apparently does absolutely nothing when dex drugs him and drags him off to the middle of the woods to slice and dice.
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 28 October 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought the idea was that he would be tracked via the ankle bracelet as well, since he was out of the bridge area (bringing the police straight to them), hence the quick return
― Nhex, Thursday, 28 October 2010 19:35 (thirteen years ago) link
What do you guys think about Julia Stiles as season 5's companion?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link
i think julia stiles sux. she conveys the same "inflection" in her voice whether she is upset, angry..what ever. dexter and companions dont go so smooth...see smits.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i agree, dexter doesn't do 'buddy seasons' so well
― NI, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link
This is getting ridic even for dexter! The double body crime scene fabricated in 30 second? Ugh!
― tehresa, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link
You know a show is good when the hardcore original fans start to hate on it, happens everytime, just like with a band.
― thirdalternative, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link
^ apparently has Attack of The Clones running silently while listening to Weezer's Hurley
That said, I kinda loved the Smits season. maybe I'd been prepped by all the criticism, but it was nice to have Smits actually playing a guy we're supposed to find insufferable and annoying, as opposed to some sexy Supreme Court Justice turned sexy renegade lawyer nonsense.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link
he was annoying as fuck.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't think this current season is terrible by any measure and probably better than 2+3 (4 + 1 still being reigning champs + especially 4).
― Mordy, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:15 (thirteen years ago) link
It seemed like he was inviting Dexter over to dinner more nights of the week than not! Watching Dexter react to that kind of overbearing behavior was pretty awesome imo. Plus they kinda mapped out his character a lot more than they did Trinity, while still leaving some mystery as to just how crazy he was.
― da croupier, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link
although i did love dexters reaction when lumen yelled "fuck you" at him.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 17:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I am always surprised by the hate for the Smits season from hardcore Dexter fans. I thought he was great, hilarious, and over the top in a good way. Loved the way he'd yell "Ellen WOLFE!" And he and Dexter's rooftop confrontation was awesome.
― thirdalternative, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
i think julia stiles sux. she conveys the same "inflection" in her voice whether she is upset, angry..
Agreed. Her acting in this season so far is pretty tone-deaf - almost as if she's playing the Kristen Wiig parody version of her character.
― Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Tuesday, 2 November 2010 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah she's not good. unfortunately, she's not hamming it up enough to be amusing, either, which is the way to go on Dexter.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 November 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link
just really boring this season.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Thursday, 4 November 2010 13:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I just watched this week's episode - not amazing, but at least entertaining in a traditional Dexter action episode. Matsuka had a great moment.
― Nhex, Thursday, 4 November 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
lol'd hard at: "He doesn't need Saint Bridget. He has Father Dexter."
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"shit a brick and fuck me with it."
these words were actually spoken. oh, deb.
― tehresa, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
the dialogue in this show is really so bad it's good
― Mordy, Wednesday, 10 November 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link
why do they keep doing dexter and a buddy seasons...CUT THE SHIT ALREADY.
― Str8 Drapin It (chrisv2010), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link