what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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I have to say, after coming back from (what i thought was) a good job interview, this thread is the whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top of my day. (puns intended)

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

No, not only did he leave it on, he had to put it BACK on after he REMOVED his shirt! THINK about it...

― Clarke B. (Clarke B.), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

KEEP ON TRUCKIN' ?

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

This would make for a brilliant and award-winning one-man play.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think I've ever heard of lysol used for debuggery until this thread

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

Whoa. That's serious hipster fetishism.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

please please let Trucker Hat Dude come across this thread someday (lame pun intended)

but Gear! now they know how annoyed their couch ass-love makes you you can bet that they'll try it again when you're not in.

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

wait, the timeline's all screwy here: did they spend forty minutes merely ATTEMPTING anal?!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

debuggery!!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

Think Lysol could corner the anal hipster hygiene market by buying the right to this and using it as an ad campaign?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

He could have been wearing a BUTTON up shirt

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, that guys full name needs to be in this thread, definitely.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

either a) she was really into trucker hats, or b) he had something hideous on his scalp. OK, it was probably and most disappointingly c) the trucker hat dude thought it looked cool to have it on while doing it.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

Lysol will become the Pabst Blue Ribbon of sex hygiene.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

"lysol: it's not just for back-alley abortions anymore"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

inexcusable? I say trendsetting! heaven knows I'm leavin' my trucker hat on TONITE
-- J0hn Darn1elle (edito...), April 13th, 2004 4:40 PM. (later)

Trendsetting like two years ago! Even wearing a trucker hat now, let alone leaving it on during sex like it's a hot pair of boots or, you know, a tool belt or something, is just wrong.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

Lysol should come up with a hipster version of the Puma ads.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

I'm not entirely sure he DIDN'T ALSO leave his socks on. I didn't chcek out his feet as I was mesmerized by the hat, which I think was an Urban Outfitters purchase.

I'm guessing she demanded the ass-fucking and then they did it, took a break, and were about to resume as I entered stage left

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

TOOL BELT SEX!?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

hey, don't knock the tool belt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

haha xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/9859872_F_tn.jpg

I think you should buy this for truckerhat since he's probably not having a nice day now.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I feel sorry for PBR. :(

And yes, tool belts are probably pretty hot.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Is it some kind of hypermasculine see how I will put up shelves after giving you a good rogering thing?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

So, where does this all stand now?

Is trucker guy making you an omelette now? Is she still cowering in her room?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, toolbelts just make me think of Tim Allen going MORE POWER, which is not an image I wish to entertain mid fuck.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

"making you an omelette"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

ricardo: i dunno, i am talking shit. i wear mittens and listen to oval, what the fuck's a tool belt for?!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

I did feel a tiny bit bad for truckerhat, cause he obviously felt bad and probably didn't know it was your couch, but goddamn, a mufuckin' TRUCKER HAT?

Can I just say I am so, so thankful to you for being all brave and going out there and posting the results for all to see? Holy hell, my heart is doing backflips.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

was this guy one of the Beachwood Sparks?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Now I feel sorry for tool belts.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

maybe this is her way of seducing you

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

"See? Look what you made me do! Have anal sex with some lamo in a fucking TRUCKER HAT! GAAAWWD! You drive me CRAZY, can't you SEEEEEE?!!!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

I think that anyone who thinks that leaving assspunk on your furniture is an aphrodesiac is a person to avoid sexually.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

also: domestically.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm hot for you, so I had some other guy fuck me up the ass on your couch. DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW BABY? DON'T YOU?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

assspunk!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370I.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

If only Gear! had a digital camera.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

$5 to put some bagpipe music on in your living room.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

"I love you so much, I'm going to have this trucker hat guy's retarded ass babies."

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

CUM FIESTA!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

She saving the front door for the Lord.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Man, it looks like an earthquake ... ripped open your couch ... like a filthy crevice .. spewing forth the bowels of HELL (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

She saving the front door for the Lord.

Or Elijah

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

HYSTERICS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

i never thought furniture could look so... violated.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

I'm guessing that disarray is a result of the frantic dismount.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

Or Elijah

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

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