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next week's guests will be Donna McPhail and Richard Fairbrass.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

"I don't know... I mean... they're just dirrrrrrrrty aren't they? Teenage girls now, eh? It's all sex sex sex... I don't know... and the parents are no better, I bet you they've had sex too... ugh! I don't have any answers... it's difficult... it's a difficult question... too difficult for me, isn't it? I mean it is... isn't it? And they get pregnant just so they can get a council house... a taxi driver told me that on the way to the studio... so that's a FACT! Sex, eh? Ugh! I mean, how could they? I mean, ugh! A man puts his thing in their... ugh... I mean, he does, doesn't he? I mean, I don't know, I'm like you, I'm not a politician, I'm just an empty headed twat of a z-list celebrity desperate to get on television... who isn't? Dirrrrrrrrrrty little besoms, though! I mean, I wasn't allowed to have sex until I was over 16... because I was adopted... did I mention that? Over 16... damn you all! Why are you asking me anyway?"

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 11 November 2005 10:44 (eighteen years ago) link

^ If you missed it, I believe that's an actual transcript of her answers!

Excellent new QT meme "Aha, but you said that about WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION so how do you expect us to believe you now?"

Geoff Hoon's standard response: stupid grin.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:00 (eighteen years ago) link

actual transcript? please say it isn't so...i don't think i could watch that.

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:08 (eighteen years ago) link

We need to invent a new word to explain away Rhona's obvious distaste for the sex act - she is either a Lesbyterian or a Presbian, but I can't decide which one yet

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:12 (eighteen years ago) link

"My ex told me I was asexual, I said 'a sexual what? Am I right? Huh? Huh?!"

Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Friday, 11 November 2005 11:13 (eighteen years ago) link

eventually i had to turn the sound down whenever it was Cameron's turn. somehow i don't think she'll be asked back

dadaismus's first post nails it beautifully

zebedee (zebedee), Friday, 11 November 2005 13:32 (eighteen years ago) link

This week (on Question Time that is, not this week on This Week) they had that Derek bloke from Big Brother on - and he was exactly the same as he was on Big Brother. Dear old Shirley Williams is looking a bit doddery these days. Lord Falconer is a repulsive fat slug, who looks like a smug Tory and needs to clean his teeth once in a while.

Oh No, It's Dadaismus (and His Endless Stupid Jokes) (Dada), Friday, 18 November 2005 11:15 (eighteen years ago) link

ten months pass...
good one tonight. excellent girl in the audience dishing it out to Piers Morgan re his part in 'dumbing down' culture although he's giving it back to Blair in style re Iraq (broken record vs broken record as it is)

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 28 September 2006 21:24 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

good one tonight thanks to Hislop and no thanks to Roof Kelly

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

someone explain to me tho why Hislop and other members of the press are as up in arms about Brown's visit to Iraq during Tory Conference week as the Conservatives themselves. irrespective of the actual value of the trip, is it just because Brown went earlier than scheduled and caught them all on the hop?

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Arguably bad taste electioneering in place where lots of people are getting killed?

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Politicians accusing politicians of playing politics. Isn't that what they're for?

Ming & Hislop were good.

onimo, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link

Definitely arguable but I find it very difficult to trust opposition OR press criticism of it.

Andrew Neil has become insufferable (I used to like his style, I'm sure he wasn't hamming it up this much 4 years ago). Can't they get Claudia Winkleman to present This Week?

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

saw it

george osborne: youngest cunt in parliament

ruth kelly: youngest cunt in the cabinet

RJG, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

or Konnie Huq (xp)

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:40 (sixteen years ago) link

that's the spirit xpost

DG, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Obv the party that brought you The Falklands Conflict are ill-placed to complain about war-zone campaigning, and obv the usual suspects in the press are following their own agenda, but I'm not happy that Brown tries to score points by visiting a country he helped to fuck up.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Better than burying head in sand (not that the visit's purpose or outcome are necessarily useful, but it seems just a drop in the ocean). I'm just not bothered that he did it before confirming election, the timing is not the problem really when cynical electioneering is inevitable as it is.

blueski, Thursday, 4 October 2007 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

Obv the party that brought you The Falklands Conflict are ill-placed to complain about war-zone campaigning

are they? I am not so sure. The Falklands are British sovreign territory, the people there did not want military rule by the Argentinians, a negotiated settlement was probably not possible seeing as Argentina was ruled by a military junta at the time. The Falklands Conflict was resolved with relatively little loss of life, peace was restored, the invaders retreated and as far as I am aware the residents of the Falklands Islands did not become factional and have not planted a single car bomb or launched a single rocket launcher. In these circumstances I think your allegations of double standards are somewhat misplaced.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:12 (sixteen years ago) link

The Falklands Conflict was resolved with relatively little loss of life

Weren't more people killed than actually live in the Falklands? From that perspective, it was a bloody huge loss of life!

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:16 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but I wasn't making the comparison from that perspective but rather from the perspective of comparing the situation with that of Iraq.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:18 (sixteen years ago) link

the falklands war was much easier to justify than iraq, but to be fair i don't think labour have used the iraq war in the same way the tories used the falklands war. for the blindingly obvious reason that the iraq war is very unpopular.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Is there any point in comparing the military occupation of a country of 23 million largely hostile people with the recapture of a few islands with a couple of thousand friendly residents?

Zelda Zonk, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:24 (sixteen years ago) link

anyone see peter stringfellow on "this week" last night?

what a knob. the lower middle classes are getting taxed too much tho.

max r, Friday, 5 October 2007 11:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought it was quite cheeky getting him to do a little skit and at the end saying "you're the one for me, Cammy"

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean wtf was the point? who cares what Stringfellow thinks? fuck off

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:16 (sixteen years ago) link

for the blindingly obvious reason that the iraq war is very unpopular.

and hasn't been 'won' in any meaningful way.

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:17 (sixteen years ago) link

who cares what Stringfellow thinks?

unfortunately, quite a few people. Granted most ppl will recognise that he is a deeply unfashionable, unattractive, somewhat creepy man who has made his fortune in a questionable way, but ppl like him for being entrepreneurial and getting off his backside and doing something and for being a "working class boy made good". he was in constant demand when I was a stoodent to talk at AISEC and Young Entrepreneurs Society meetings for this very reason.

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Not because the chairmen of said societies wanted comps for his club?

onimo, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i think the only reason they got Stringfellow on was to do his HILARIOUS "all this talk about the Tories being up or down in the polls...my girls are up and down poles all the time anyway" intro

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:38 (sixteen years ago) link

fair dos Genie but they didn't do a celebrity plug for Brown or Ming or anyone else on the same show so fuck you BBC

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:40 (sixteen years ago) link

The real shock last night was hearing Kirsty Wark on Newsnight using the phrase "big up" not once but twice in links.

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Did Osborne ever go back and answer that black guy's question about what the Tory party stood for, as promised?

Alba, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:10 (sixteen years ago) link

The real shock last night was hearing Kirsty Wark on Newsnight using the phrase "big up" not once but twice in links.

-- blueski, Friday, October 5, 2007 2:42 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh shit i heard this phrase used on the lunchtime news the other day. "today is big up david cameron day at the tory party conference" or something.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Kirsty Wark on Newsnight using the phrase "big up"

I look forward to her saying "pwned".

Grandpont Genie, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:11 (sixteen years ago) link

YR POLICIES

let me question them

DG, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i think the only reason they got Stringfellow on was to do his HILARIOUS "all this talk about the Tories being up or down in the polls...my girls are up and down poles all the time anyway" intro

-- blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 13:38

that caused a mega-groan, then a lol for the groan.

max r, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:17 (sixteen years ago) link

you all watched question time.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Paxman would never say 'big up'.

blueski, Friday, 5 October 2007 14:21 (sixteen years ago) link

This wanker from the Sun. People are cheering him. Fucking hell.

onimo, Thursday, 11 October 2007 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes, what a cunt. But it was in the heart the "Middle England" - The Home of Cunts, so what do you expect? Harriet Harman is rubbish.

Tom D., Friday, 12 October 2007 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I wish Andrew Neil would just go away so I never have to look at him again. After a couple of weeks as strawberry blonde, he was brunette this week. I must give Portillo his due, for sticking up for Inheritance Tax as a good, progressive tax. Most sense I've heard anyone talk on this subject for weeks.

Tom D., Friday, 12 October 2007 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Hoon really lost it last night - same old 'yes i am in favour of eroding our civil liberties if it means we can stop being killed by terrorists' rubbish.

For a Chief Whip he is being far too visible.

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Yes, that was another one for the IT'S OVER category surely.

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I know that the good burghers of Stoke have other things to think about, but was a bit disappointed that no-one took Hoon on over the Stansted decision - his first major decision in his new post. Also, that guy is orange.

NickB, Friday, 17 October 2008 11:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Are you sure it wasn't Dale Winton?

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:10 (fifteen years ago) link

"Standted Airport: It was a bit strange, but we all loved it..."

Mark G, Friday, 17 October 2008 11:12 (fifteen years ago) link

October 1981 on Sunday: will he play "O Superman"?

A. FIND MISSING LINK B. PUT IT TOGETHER C. BANG! (Marcello Carlin), Friday, 17 October 2008 11:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Nah, Luton Airport (x-post)

NickB, Friday, 17 October 2008 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link


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