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i'm noticing weird side effects from the drugs i've been doing (recreationally) for almost a decade now.
i've not exactly slowed down lately either.
also, i should be in bed.
but i have to do the dishes.
which i never do.

― dyson (dyson), Saturday, 3 January 2004 08:00 (twenty years ago) link

re: codeine

that's an odd addiction! in pill form, or T3s or ??? Since it is an opiate, there are medical detoxes for it. they can sedate you until it is out of your system. 10 years is a long time, but you can do it. plus, opiates are nasty for men, they kill sexual urges. you'll want to fuck like a bunny once you're off it! good luck :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

Um, I'm female BTW :)

Its in pill form, in Aus you can buy a paracetamol/codiene tablet from chemists quite easily (no prescription). Interesting about the sex drive thing, never heard that one before... hmmm...

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago) link

sounds basically like T3s in the us. oh, yeah, opiate addiction makes guys completely useless. if you want to get laid 24/7 date a speed freak, lol

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:22 (twenty years ago) link

for girls tho, everything is an aphrodesiac :-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, especially me scratching my arse.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

er.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

Please tell me it's so.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Saturday, 3 January 2004 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

i am a virgin.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 19:23 (twenty years ago) link

a monkey has just flown from my....

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

orbit, are you questioning my virtue (and honesty)?

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

I just lied on my h341th lnsur4nc3 application. My agent told me they'll never find out about my E.R. visit yesterday. I hope to hell he's right, even though that sounds awfully dubious. How could they not find out?

― Aaron A., Saturday, 3 January 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

i do NOT know how that monkey got in there, Sam, I am *so* sorry!
:-)

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

well cause if you were then you're a smart woman. ;)

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 3 January 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

"so... what do Satanists *do* anyway?" "I dunno... sacrifice virgins, I guess" "well that leaves us out then!" (*self-congratulatory giggle*)

― = ILE, Saturday, 3 January 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago) link

i dunno. we could become "re-virginized"

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago) link

"Who in here doesn't even need to be 're-virginized'?"

*raises hand*

(I know, I know, broken record, all that.)

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 4 January 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

all it takes is a year in a college dorm ,i betcha

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago) link

I've never seen any of the LOTR movies.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:46 (twenty years ago) link

i don't really know what i'm doing

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 4 January 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago) link

I'm scared of making confessions

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 4 January 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago) link

I have nothing but abject loathing for any individual that sees fit to recline their seat back into my lap on airplanes.

Who doesn't feel this way? This isn't a confession, but just plain common hatred.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

but he has the good sense to feel guilty for harboring abject loathing towards perfectly innocent people, therefore it *is* a confession.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago) link

i just watched some woman undressing from my window

also, Willy Wonka is a fucking badass

― fcussen (Burger), Monday, 5 January 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

"innocent"

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

"centington"

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago) link

i now feel slightly bad for posting two megs worth of alizee gifs hosted on my buddy's server. hope he doesn't mind.

― Kingfishee (Kingfish), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago) link

Who doesn't feel this way? This isn't a confession, but just plain common hatred.

I know an awful lot of people, my wife included, who don't feel that way.

but he has the good sense to feel guilty for harboring abject loathing towards perfectly innocent people, therefore it *is* a confession.

They're not perfectly innocent, they're careless, selfish and woefully inconsiderate.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

What the fuck is wrong with reclining yr airplane seat? So you people are telling me that you keep yours upright for an entire cross-country flight? What kind of unfathomable masochism is that?

― Broheems (diamond), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago) link

ok, then he feels guilt about harboring abject loathing for careless, selfish, and woefully inconsiderate airline-loungers. It's still therefore a confession.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago) link

At the very LEAST, they could turn around first and say: "If you don't mind, I'd like to put my seat back a bit. Please let me know at which point it becomes inconvenient and/or uncomfortable for you, as I know that it can be a space-cramping, circulation-bothering nuisance!" That's what I do, and I damn well stand by it being the RIGHT and CONSIDERATE thing to do....regardless of the length of the flight.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago) link

what i hate most is when motherfuckers put the seat back, hit my fucking knees, and then, instead of pulling the seat back up or at least STOPPING, they just KEEP TRYING TO PUSH MY KNEES INTO MY FUCKING CHEST. the REAL prize, however, is when they turn around all indignant with that "why are you kicking my seat" face on.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

fiddo....I take back everything I ever said to upset or offend you and even the stuff I said that you may have taken exception to without my intention. Thou art truly a genius, and I salute you.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

alex there are some things that we can truly hate together, hand in hand.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

god i fucking HATE FLYING.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

TESTIFY!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago) link

that thing about opiate addiction is bullshit

― 7 screaming dizbusters, Monday, 5 January 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

as far as i can remember

― 7 screaming dizbusters, Monday, 5 January 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

haha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

god i fucking HATE FLYING.

Yeah, well, whose fault is it that you're so goddamn tall?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 5 January 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago) link

god. i hate him too.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Monday, 5 January 2004 05:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm so obs/compulsive that every single one of my folders and mp3s is in lowercase.

I have a hardwired religious paranoia that makes me surreptitiously look up and say 'sorry!' quickly in a little squeaky voice when I take God's name in vain, and notice how I always capitalize God (I also always capitalize "Mother" and "I").

Many of my friends are ironically racist, often towards people in the same room, leading to complete etiquettal entropy where nobody knows why or how everybody is calling each other a crazy _______ and being totally okay with it.

I feel the best form of revenge is strategically stealing your enemy's friends, because it really is.

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:45 (twenty years ago) link

what a wanker

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 5 January 2004 10:53 (twenty years ago) link

I'm so obs/compulsive that every single one of my folders and mp3s is in lowercase.
I have a hardwired religious paranoia that makes me.... and notice how I always capitalize God (I also always capitalize "Mother" and "I").

don't download mp3s of "God save the queen" or your brain will EXPLODE. Fatal error 3954: conflicting instructions

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 January 2004 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

on the reclining airplane seat thing, check out www.kneedefender.com

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago) link

I got so annoyed about this bloke leaning back into me, despite him being a scary drunken oaf, that I literally yelled obscenities at him when he tried it. Amazingly, he turned round, looked concerned, apologised and moved his seat back to upright. Which is lucky, as it's a long way to Denver.

Jess, do you arrive at the check-in 5 hours early to get the emergency exit seats? I try to and I'm only 6'.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:41 (twenty years ago) link

I always ask for bulk-head seating (seats at the front of the compartment), but they generally say that those seats are reserved for disabled folk....usually prompting me to make some woefully predictable comment ala "Someone's gonna get disabled alright if I hafta...." etc. etc.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:57 (twenty years ago) link

I just read out James Ball's Best post on the FAP Cup Draw thread and passed it off as my own opinion to my colleagues.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 5 January 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

My 2 main travelling companions (1 is 6'2" & the other is 5'10") always ask for extra leg room, so i pretty much always enjoy it even though I am only 5'3"!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 5 January 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

Its in pill form, in Aus you can buy a paracetamol/codiene tablet from chemists quite easily (no prescription).

but isn't the paracetamol quite bad for you? Or, as I heard recently, can you cut Sudafed pills in half and one side is Codeine, the other paracetamol?

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago) link

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