I'm drunk!

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whaddyagot?

Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

let me tell YOU a funny *head audibly bounces off table* story now

Z S, Sunday, 24 October 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Drunk and depressed. (Which probably is a bad combination.) Hopes everyone else is in a better place.

Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

ow, sorry to hear that. i am neither depressed nor drunk, but semi-comatose from tacos and chianti.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Damn tacos sound good right about now. It's probably for the best that everything in DC shuts down so early.

Popular Beet Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

miss DC

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Did I meet you when you were in DC?

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

i think that it is unlikely. i lived there in the late 80s, spent most of my non-work time @ the 9:30 and yesterday & today out in rockville. for a while i house sat in georgetown. awesome shawarma right around the corner. this was back in ninja turtle days you understand.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

God I miss Yesterday & Today. Or maybe I just miss being the cute girl in the record store. But still....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, miss y&t too. talked to (email) skip and a couple of those guys a little while back in trying to track down a copy of this wicked witch 45 i used to own. made me have nostalgias. as i recall there were seldom cute girls in there. mostly pasty faced cellar dwelling vinyl geeks like myself. spent an afteroon listening to 45s with jello biafra there once, and man can that guy talk.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i have funny jello story for you! also i am drunk.

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Sex and the City 2 drinking game got me very drunk. Categories included: bad puns, white privilege, annoying music cues, "just for the ladies" moments, and racism.

Simon H., Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

don't go back to rockville

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link

tell the jello story! (plus i am slightly more drunk than before)

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

email me dude, and i'll tell you the jello story

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

yeh okey

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link

y know cuz i'm drunk might suck to post in retrospect

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"hey, where did the rest of your band go? you have more beer to finish up..."

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 6 November 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Hope you did your duty, Elvis.

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good. Should take advantage of my current state and send http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif a messaage.

Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, I see. Just typing in Ch4ki's name made that gif show up.

Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i did it again!

who is not afraid?!

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

watching some zardoz

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

it's reaaaally good
reaaaaally good
great dialogue

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"the part where they play videos of naked babes wrestling to try to get sean connery's penis to rise is amazing

"this doesn't seem to affect him either!"

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Am I the only person 1) drunk and 2) awake right now?

(Not like I have anything IMPORTANT to do tomorrow....)

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good.

FWIW, you are not alone. Although the idea of being in a group with me may seem even worse. :^P

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm drunk. Called in sick today, and was asked not to make it up tomorrow. Whatever. The Whiskey will help with the sad pale cough on Thursday. "I'm feeling much better now, thanks." must be consumption or the vapors or feeling poorly. I'm troubled.

in the Wild Wild Turkey, there's no place I'd rather be.

UiiiiiiiiiiiiD (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

This is probably silly, but when I was a kid I read in a novel that pneumonia was called consumption. I thought that sounded so romantic, "To be indisposed with consumption." I wanted pneumonia so badly, but instead I never was sick as a child, never had to miss school from being ill. Wild Turkey makes for a rough morning.

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

woo. it's 4:51 in the morning. bugger.

just swore at the hamster and the little bastard did'nt care

must be some kinda commie racist

you might be Cricetinae but i'm wise to u

bollocks to you and the cat. some kinda fuckin' conspiracy. where is L when i want to annoy her?

waht is the hamster's name

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

don't fuck with the cat -- it'll get u in the end

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

the hamster doesn't have a name, apart from Hammy sometimes, but usually just "the hamster". that's how we gat around the even-number rule

well no wonder s/he's pissed

commie racists won't even give the poor kid a name

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

even-number of named things rule, dude. out of our control.

or dudette, i dunno, shouldn't be gender specific

oh fuck this is not sober

anyway, Swaziland. that's a sobering thought. life expectancy 31, over 50% of ppl in their 20s are HIV+, this is a sobering thought and reminds us how little agency we have int he world. what do you do about this? I wan to do dsomething at least

what did u have in mind

i understand the swazi king does well for himself; is that what you meant?

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't mean to be fflippant etc. I want to know how I can exercise whatever I can as a privelided westerner to make this shit better. i dunno.

i'm gonna step aside and hope sarahel can fulfill this role now

good luck tomofthehungovernest

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh fuck it. I'll write properly in the morning when I can type str8

:D

uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah

oh yeah

i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can

gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early

why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.

SEX-MEN: Worst Ass (Lamp), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

*like*

markers, Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

hey, lamp! you are drunk!

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link


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