I HATE ANN COULTER!!!!

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maybe articulate means "even more batshit insane than ann coulter." and they're going for that hot 18-34 pro-concentration camp demographic.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Tuesday, 25 July 2006 00:15 (seventeen years ago) link

(pls forgive typo, etc.)

J (Jay), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:23 (seventeen years ago) link

she appears to be entering the hopping up and down screeching phase of her need for attention.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Friday, 28 July 2006 12:48 (seventeen years ago) link

transcript, of sorts.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:12 (seventeen years ago) link

she appears to be entering the hopping up and down screeching phase of her need for attention.

otm

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

when her leap completely clears the shark, she'll start a springer-style talk show i bet

won't that be, umm, awesome

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Coulter Claims Bill Clinton/Lance Bass Tryst

M. V. (M.V.), Friday, 28 July 2006 13:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Al Gore's a total fag, and the more U.N. places should be bombed. Aren't I just outrageous, *tee hee*?

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Maybe we're seeing what happens after she's wrung the last bit of mileage out of that real estate? Would Colbert have her on?

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality. Right? Because you’re in love with someone who looks like you. I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Letterman had a little segment last night saying that Clinton told Coulter he was gay so she would stop asking why he wasn't hitting on her bony ass. It ended with the tagline - "Bill Clinton: Only gay to crazy bitches".

Marmot 4-Tay: Hold these goddamn chickens! (marmotwolof), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I’m not breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?

oh, that's a new one. i'll use it the next time I say something stupid

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 28 July 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

interview with Beliefnet.

The Estonian judge only gives her a 5.7 for attempted snark.

God did not "cause" evolution because evolution doesn't exist. Thus, for example, He also didn't "cause" unicorns. My faith and reason tell me that God created the world and I'm not particularly interested in the details. I'll find out when I meet my Maker.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

"We're not particularly interested in the details." should be the Republican motto.

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

How long will it be before she ends up on the Surreal Life with Star Jones?

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

She is completely insane.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Jesus thinks you're a jerk" seems appropriate.

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Get a clue, little shrew"

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Part of the lolz with interviews like these is they actually try to seriously engage her. how do you engage someone who's just doing an act? you'd get better thought out answers from esteban buttez

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Now Esteban Buttez interviewing Ann Coulter, that I would read.

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:15 (seventeen years ago) link

it has to be a music video, not an interview

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 3 August 2006 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

The full article is at the New Republic behind a paywall, but it's reprinted here: A DEFENSE OF ANN COULTER.

Americans like comfort: comfort food, comfort shoes, comfort pundits to reinforce everything we already believe. Ann Coulter is not comfort. I love that she pisses people off. I love her outsized confidence, rare in females who've gone through puberty, which means she doesn't turn into a pile of stuttering mush when an interview turns to her body...

kingfish trapped under ice (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

has anyone heard this? adam carolla and ann coulter have a very brief conversation....

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=77F41DA41A95CEC6

gear (gear), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 23:16 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

- AC

libcrypt, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Her entire life is almost like a cruel joke. It's as if she wished for fame and the genie said, "Oh yes, you'll be famous...famous for being a wretched bitch!"

Eh. I'd like to think that she's miserable for having to live with herself, but maybe she's laughing all the way to the bank.

Nathan, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I have a friend who has been arguing that we need to take away the Women's Vote for several years now, so that's kinda unshocking to me. I guess I'm just more used to her calling Jon Stoltz spineless or something. xpost

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I think that in 10-20 years, she'll write,

Ha, ha, you stupid wankers! It was all a joke!

libcrypt, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

It's not my leading hypothesis, but I do think there's a good chance she's one of the better performance artists of our time.

en i see kay, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:29 (sixteen years ago) link

i saw her back in '01 and she seemed positively timid compared to now, she was just another pundit type on bill maher. i think she recognized how to get noticed and upped the bile. i think one would like to believe she's putting us on but i don't think that's the case.

omar little, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, me either...not every baffling or awful person has heard of Andy Kaufman or is trying to adopt his vibe.

Abbott, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it.

Because, of course, nothing is more shameful than attracting women rather than men.

She has a new "book" out. It seriously is nothing more than transcripts of things she has said on various cable shows. Seriously. Like every paragraph has like "Hannity & Colmes March 13, 2004" after it.

Promotionwise, I fully expect her to say something OUTRAGEOUS if she can still get on the Today Show or whatever.

mulla atari, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i'd give her one

max r, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I know I'll be let down, but I hope she includes the quote where she claimed Canada fought in Vietnam.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:32 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe someone should compile a companion book full of all the maybe someone should compile a companion book full of all the made-up "facts", bone headed statements and obviously retarded things she's barfed out over the years.
as opposed to the covertly retarded things that fill its' current books.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:37 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm going to call "her" an "it" from now on.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I know I'll be let down, but I hope she includes the quote where she claimed Canada fought in Vietnam.

"American Woman" makes SO much more sense now!

Abbott, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Ann Coulter epitomizes the c-word

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 8 December 2007 18:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Coulter?

antexit, Saturday, 8 December 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

Look, wouldn't they make a great next First Couple?

http://i11.tinypic.com/6ww0ayf.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

where is his hand

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Saturday, 8 December 2007 18:57 (sixteen years ago) link

where's hers?

StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh, I see. She's holding his dick, he's holding hers.

StanM, Saturday, 8 December 2007 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

doesnt ethan think shes really hot?

max, Saturday, 8 December 2007 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Ann Cougar

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 8 December 2007 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

ten months pass...

I haven't seen her in about a year. What happened to her? I am missing her lolz.

"JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Monday, 3 November 2008 02:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Last I can remember of her was when she said she'd support Hilz if McCain won the Republican nom.

"JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

yknow i've been thinking she's been awfully quiet this election cycle. mccain too "soft" for her?

donna rouge, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

xp ha

donna rouge, Monday, 3 November 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

no the other day i decided to listen to fox news radio on itunes and she did a phone-in interview on one of the shows. she has a new book coming out after xmas!!!! better pre-order it!!!

horrible (harbl), Monday, 3 November 2008 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link


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