Did I mention my girlfriend's been out of town since Saturday?
― jaymc, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link
i recently lost my job
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link
All my classes this semester are at night, so I've been staying up late.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:15 (sixteen years ago) link
Is there a mirror anywhere in the game? I want to know if our character is wearing a trucker hat.
― StanM, Friday, 18 January 2008 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link
ok so ive hooked up while 'staying the night,' in the hot tub, in front of the convenience store and in that makeout point area w/ all the nudey photos but cant figure out the threesome, getting to hang out @ the strip club w/out her leaving, or getting her to waterski naked
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:13 (sixteen years ago) link
do you think its better if i rock that dude in the jaw at the club, or just protect ariane?
your next mission: both of these shiny, shiny ladies at the same time.
http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/swimduo10.jpg
They really are quite shiny, aren't they?
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:24 (sixteen years ago) link
-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:13 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
neither
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:25 (sixteen years ago) link
you get kicked out of the club either way
the only way to get on the dance floor w/o her getting raped is to go to the lingerie store first and pick up the clerk and bring them both to the club and watch them dance (and then bring them home)
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:26 (sixteen years ago) link
-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:13 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
how do you do any of these??? anytime i get asked to stay the night i'm forced to strip and then kicked to the couch. connivence store only leads to us buying liquor and her passing out. i've taken her to the makeout point and then she wants to go home.
(pointers to only one would be cool, i'll figure the other ones out)
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link
and there is no three-way.
the other girl goes home and your night continues, or ariane gets prudish and your night ends.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:28 (sixteen years ago) link
that's too bad, because i much prefer the blonde. She's a lot less downs-y. Perhaps ariane in her wisdom senses this and puts the kaibash on it.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I don't get the shiny. Why so shiny? Is the program sophisticated enough to render fairly realistic curves and body shapes, but not sophisticated enough to turn off the Turtle Wax? I don't know how these programs work. Maybe I'm just a big dummy.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:38 (sixteen years ago) link
Cause they just came out of the pool, obv.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:45 (sixteen years ago) link
Excuse me while I go vomit.
You can go to the strip club and get her to dance if you go with rebecca. But first, you should get kicked out of the club (protect A.) and then go to the lingerie store. This leaves no other option but Rebecca's "surprise." To win the amateur night competition is kind of elaborate, but sensible enough. Once she wins...naked hot tub (without the friend).
― robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:46 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i've got naked hot tub but then she says "i'm ok for naked hot tub but not naked fondling"....
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:47 (sixteen years ago) link
drink more?
― robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:48 (sixteen years ago) link
"i think i've drank too much. i need to lie down"
(i thought that would work cuz usually post-drink she says "go down further" or w/e)
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:49 (sixteen years ago) link
They were bathing in a pool of melted clear plastic.
― moley, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:52 (sixteen years ago) link
sarges be mackin
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:52 (sixteen years ago) link
jordan sargent u should post as 'sarges' to avoid confusion w/ jordan #1
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:53 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/comics/comic1.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:53 (sixteen years ago) link
anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub
http://arianeb.com/comics/comic3.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:54 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/comics/comic5.jpg
-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:52 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
i always knew art history classes would come in helpful
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 08:55 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/comics/comic2.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:55 (sixteen years ago) link
lol ariane otm http://arianeb.com/comics/comic8.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:57 (sixteen years ago) link
WTfuckingF
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:58 (sixteen years ago) link
U GUYS SHE HAS A MYSPACE:
http://www.myspace.com/arianeb
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 08:59 (sixteen years ago) link
they had this plan on "Undeclared" iirc
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"Cyberspace Wench"
Female 38 years old
who was it said they wished she was a cougar?
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, it didn't take you long to really do an incredible job with your profile girly! You're so freakin smart! 'smacks gbcue, you took my spot :P It's been really great getting to know you Ari, I admire your analytical mind and you have fun games, I will score with you yet dangit!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link
^^this is from "chantal" btw
monkeyfritters 01-29-2007, 12:57 AM i caught my first virtual std from ariane.... carpal tunnel syndrome.
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I got her pants off, then: Hey this was fun, but I am losing the mood. There is more to me than just my boobs. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 8.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost not nearly as ST as other Ds.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
NERDCORE.JPG http://arianeb.com/images/nerdcore.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Untrue! I played this twice, with the following results:
(1) Drank too much wine and she passed out
(2) Quickly got her in the hot tub and made out a bunch. Three options: drink wine, make out again, or play truth or dare. I'm bored with making out and I don't want to ply her with too much wine again, so I go with truth or dare. She says: "Romance is in the air and all you want to do is play games?" And apparently that is a date-killer.
Because you know how it is on first dates, when girls are like "look, if you don't want to do me right this second, you need to get the hell out of my house"
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i can't beat this game
probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
michael jackson??? http://arianeb.com/images/ariane26.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah hot tub truth or dar led to me touching her "breasts" (pretty lol that they use "breasts" but also "pussy") and then her saying "what happened to foreplay?"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link
See, long long time ago (fifteen years at least), I remember in Loaded magazine a review of a "date Jo Guest" game which sounded very similar to some of these scenarios.
― Mark G, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL i was looking for futuresex lovesound
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
before you go for the puss, you have to rub her shoulders, back and butt first. also if you click directly on the nips you can lick them.
you can do this jordan, i know you can!
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
;_;
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080 is this game's Hitch
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link
also maybe leave her a cute myspace comment before you reload the game again?? couldnt hurt.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link
ARIANE NATION
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link