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fools.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:47 (twenty years ago) link

Ha, I saw that one about napoleon's march on Moscow earlier today again.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:49 (twenty years ago) link

i could try and start it, if everyone wants. i think that the 100 lbs for 5 feet and 5 lbs for each additional foot is rubbish, to begin. and i will just go ahead and say that i am 5'5" and i weigh about 155 lbs. although i could shed a few pounds if i wanted, i have an athelitic build; ie, there is more muscle than fat, and i don't look hefty. if i lost weight, i would look more "hollywood attractive" but i really don't feel the need to do so. also, i am not lacking in dates or anything.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:51 (twenty years ago) link

IF YOU WNAT TOO START IT THEN THEY NO THEY CANT FINISH IT PISTOLS WE ALL GOT IT ALWAYS THE GLOCK WE ARE GOOD BROTHERS OH IT NOT MY FAULT OH IT AINT MY FAULT THE HEADBUSTER AND IT IS A LINE OF CHALK WE TRUE SOLDIERS WE DONT DIE WE CANT STOP OH IT NOT MY FAULT IT NOT MY FAULT

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:53 (twenty years ago) link

okay, so that you can see, here is a photo of me and my roommate, i am in the blue skirt.
http://i.myspace.com/47/25/15274/2565404_m.jpg

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my.

Is there a height/weight table for men somewhere? I don't imagine they're the same.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:00 (twenty years ago) link

They're not. Actually, though, I don't know who the table I posted above is intended for. Maybe a sort of generalized one for both sexes. Usually when you'd see a chart like that for men and women, it would, naturally, allow for a woman at any given height to be heavier than a man at the same height.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago) link

no, i think that they usually assume that the men weigh more.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:12 (twenty years ago) link

You're totally right, I caught that like the second after I posted it. I got all mixed up cause I was thinking like "oh but womens have the boobs though don't they!?"

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:13 (twenty years ago) link

Dan I kiss you!

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:26 (twenty years ago) link

Vic--what happened??

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:59 (twenty years ago) link

mark, is all this kissing people your new year's resolution to get away from the barry thing?

(not that i have a problem with it. just curious)

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

Is that graph above in reference to men, women, or both? If it applies to men then I'm just on the very edge of unheathily thin/healthy at ~150 pounds, 6'2".

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

what i love about that graph is that there isn't a SEVERELY UNDERWEIGHT section - er, if you're 6'6'' and weight 50lbs, you need to fucking pig out, dude.

Girls are luckier than boys in a way because they can get away with being SHORT - and being on a diet isn't gonna ever make you taller.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago) link

on the outside, lucy lurex seemed like any normal 24 year old woman. smiling, drinkin', having a grand old time.

http://www.geocities.com/lucylurex/shuttup.txt

what no-one knew is that at 5'3" and 140 pounds, she is classed as moderately overweight and therefore not healthy. does lucy suffer in a private fat hell? or is this evidence that such height/weight charts are a crock of shit? i'm gonna sit back with a very large bowl of ice cream while you decide.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago) link

and then maybe some chips and dip or a pizza with extra cheese.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago) link

and several stubbies of monteiths

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago) link

NB: say the wrong thing and i'll squash you with my moderately overweight ass.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:31 (twenty years ago) link

Weekly World News had a thing a couple of weeks ago headlined "get slim and trim without losing weight!!" and it was about how standard classifications were "normal" body weight were out of whack. I love that paper.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:40 (twenty years ago) link

Ms Lurex kicks the ass! And thus the world is again made right.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

i just posted my weight on ilx HAVE I LEARNED NOTHING????

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

Depends how big yer bum is really.

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link

consider yourself squashed, dummass.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

Some girls look fine and dandy from the front and then they turn around and it's like, "Whoooa mumma", know what I mean?

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

I think I do, but I doubt any of us have as much experience of the receding view of women's backs as you, Calum.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago) link

moted.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

Ker-Tish!

(Cymbal noise)

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago) link

NEXT!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 01:46 (twenty years ago) link

six months pass...

Oh revive this one. People moaning about their weight is always funny.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 12:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

!!!!!!!!!!

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, could any man or woman here really, honestly, be happy dating a really fat person? An honest answer is required.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:42 (nineteen years ago) link

C-Man, more cushin'for the pushin dude@#!!@#$

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

Seriously, could any c-man or c-woman here really, honestly, be dating a person? An honest answer is required.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i would have no problem dating a fat dude so long as he isn't fat all in one place. if he's generally fat but kinda square shaped over all that's not a problem. but i draw the line at really skinny dudes with belly's that make up 30% of their body weight.

as for fat women i would of course love and respect her for who she was and never judge her on looks - only on her soul and her brain. (note: best thing about being a fag is being able to say stuff like that and never have to be put to the test)

― anthony, Friday, 16 July 2004 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

i would have no problem dating a fat dude so long as he isn't fat all in one place

what if all the fat is in THAT place???

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

i am sad, that chart dan posted has me in the white area. it's, like, not labeled or anything. wtf - is that bad thing¿ am i unhealthy, then¿ i need closure dammit¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

No meat on the bone? What kind of meal is that? Plus I don't wanna worry about breakin' em.

Plus, from what I've gathered, all girls think they're fat anyway. So in some sense, there are nothing but fat girls everywhere.

I am so proud that this is my first post in two weeks. So proud.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

hmmmm. now u got me thinking too deeply about fat distribution. p'raps it's time for a chocolate and a quiet think about the implications of having a fat bf.

― anthony, Friday, 16 July 2004 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

It reminds me of something James used to say
"I like 'em fat, I like 'em proud."
You've got to have a mutha for me now move that big ass round this way so I can work on that zipper baby.
Tonight, you're a star...and I'm the big dipper.

(poster's note: and this dude is like 4' 11!)

― PRINCE! (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Ha ha this is such nonsense. You fellas all want a long legged honey as much as the next guy. But if yer lying makes you happy go for it.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:09 (nineteen years ago) link

you can keep your bimbos, ah keep ma women like Flo-Jo

― the neurotic awakening of sir mixalot (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

So. I was wondering how long my honeymoon with nu-nu-ILX was going to last. Three hours and ten minutes. Anyone who doesn't think that there's some tangible difference in the atmosphere of ILX should read this thread from start to finish. It kind of makes me want to cry, but the most I can get worked up is a vague shrug.

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Are you menstruating?

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I rest my case.

― Ma$onic Boom (kate), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

JOKES!

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Stevem, you really must keep that name.

The difference between old ILX and new ILX is that ain't no hater gonna hold me down, no, no I'm just gonna pop off and have my fun let the haters hate and the C-man see oh baby this is like a new millenium of love.

Sorry, listening to R. Kelly.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.cs.helsinki.fi/u/gurtov/photos/old/hires/funny-postcard-1.jpg

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 14:16 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.people.virginia.edu/~mmh9a/pics/funny/bear.jpg

― ¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿¥¤±²£¢Ð¼æ®ª«¶Þ÷³¹ß½Ø×©§¾¿ (ex , Friday, 16 July 2004 14:17 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.download2me.com/pictures/bear%20leaking.jpg

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What is considered a "fat girl" these days? I really want to know.

Vic--what happened??