I'm drunk!

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God I miss Yesterday & Today. Or maybe I just miss being the cute girl in the record store. But still....

Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, miss y&t too. talked to (email) skip and a couple of those guys a little while back in trying to track down a copy of this wicked witch 45 i used to own. made me have nostalgias. as i recall there were seldom cute girls in there. mostly pasty faced cellar dwelling vinyl geeks like myself. spent an afteroon listening to 45s with jello biafra there once, and man can that guy talk.

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i have funny jello story for you! also i am drunk.

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Sex and the City 2 drinking game got me very drunk. Categories included: bad puns, white privilege, annoying music cues, "just for the ladies" moments, and racism.

Simon H., Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

don't go back to rockville

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link

tell the jello story! (plus i am slightly more drunk than before)

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:25 (thirteen years ago) link

email me dude, and i'll tell you the jello story

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

yeh okey

naked human hands and a foam rubber head (contenderizer), Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link

y know cuz i'm drunk might suck to post in retrospect

sarahel, Saturday, 6 November 2010 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link

"hey, where did the rest of your band go? you have more beer to finish up..."

Stockhausen's Helicopter Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Saturday, 6 November 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Hope you did your duty, Elvis.

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good. Should take advantage of my current state and send http://i54.tinypic.com/11l4yvn.gif a messaage.

Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, I see. Just typing in Ch4ki's name made that gif show up.

Bryan, Monday, 8 November 2010 05:57 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i did it again!

who is not afraid?!

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

watching some zardoz

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

it's reaaaally good
reaaaaally good
great dialogue

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

"the part where they play videos of naked babes wrestling to try to get sean connery's penis to rise is amazing

"this doesn't seem to affect him either!"

hot lava hair (Z S), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 03:43 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

Am I the only person 1) drunk and 2) awake right now?

(Not like I have anything IMPORTANT to do tomorrow....)

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 05:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Who gets drunk by themselves on a Sunday night? Me. Wanna do it more often, which is not good.

FWIW, you are not alone. Although the idea of being in a group with me may seem even worse. :^P

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 06:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm drunk. Called in sick today, and was asked not to make it up tomorrow. Whatever. The Whiskey will help with the sad pale cough on Thursday. "I'm feeling much better now, thanks." must be consumption or the vapors or feeling poorly. I'm troubled.

in the Wild Wild Turkey, there's no place I'd rather be.

UiiiiiiiiiiiiD (Zachary Taylor), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

This is probably silly, but when I was a kid I read in a novel that pneumonia was called consumption. I thought that sounded so romantic, "To be indisposed with consumption." I wanted pneumonia so badly, but instead I never was sick as a child, never had to miss school from being ill. Wild Turkey makes for a rough morning.

JacobSanders, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 07:49 (thirteen years ago) link

two months pass...

woo. it's 4:51 in the morning. bugger.

just swore at the hamster and the little bastard did'nt care

must be some kinda commie racist

you might be Cricetinae but i'm wise to u

bollocks to you and the cat. some kinda fuckin' conspiracy. where is L when i want to annoy her?

waht is the hamster's name

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

don't fuck with the cat -- it'll get u in the end

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

the hamster doesn't have a name, apart from Hammy sometimes, but usually just "the hamster". that's how we gat around the even-number rule

well no wonder s/he's pissed

commie racists won't even give the poor kid a name

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link

even-number of named things rule, dude. out of our control.

or dudette, i dunno, shouldn't be gender specific

oh fuck this is not sober

anyway, Swaziland. that's a sobering thought. life expectancy 31, over 50% of ppl in their 20s are HIV+, this is a sobering thought and reminds us how little agency we have int he world. what do you do about this? I wan to do dsomething at least

what did u have in mind

i understand the swazi king does well for himself; is that what you meant?

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i don't mean to be fflippant etc. I want to know how I can exercise whatever I can as a privelided westerner to make this shit better. i dunno.

i'm gonna step aside and hope sarahel can fulfill this role now

good luck tomofthehungovernest

mookieproof, Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

oh fuck it. I'll write properly in the morning when I can type str8

:D

uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah

oh yeah

i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can

gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early

why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.

SEX-MEN: Worst Ass (Lamp), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

*like*

markers, Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

hey, lamp! you are drunk!

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 05:41 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hey u guyz

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

i have been mixing lemonade and vodka since 7pm

and i have been out of limondada for at least 2 hours

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

in this blog post i was described as a "local musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)" and i was like wtf

and then i googled me and saw that the #3 result after my twitter & blog was some horrifying demos i recorded last winter

horrifying

i am listening to myself now

oh my god

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 05:25 (twelve years ago) link

wld listen to a BIG HOOS joint tbh

buffandmaxsgaydad (Pillbox), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

I realized just before theoretically going out after work that before work, I left the oven on w/ food inside. That equaled nearly eight hours of high-temperature cooking time (and a defunct fire detector, and my roommate on an international flight). I rushed across town, fearing the worst - especially as I have two cats at home. Thankfully I arrived to find the cats alive and no fire, just some char-black chicken and an awful, awful smell.

The relevant point being: I have poured myself a generous helping of Jameson to calm my nerves. Cripes.

You Post on ILX (Simon H.), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

feeling u simon h.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 06:50 (twelve years ago) link

thx HOOS! sorry bout yr google problem. the terrible "anarcho-punk" recordings from high school that I uh "vocalize" on are blessedly google-proof.

You Post on ILX (Simon H.), Friday, 1 July 2011 06:59 (twelve years ago) link

haha it's not so bad, i just wish "musician" hadn't been my first appellation in the thing, but there are worse places to be

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 1 July 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link


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