have you shagged ariane yet?

Is there a mirror anywhere in the game? I want to know if our character is wearing a trucker hat.

ok so ive hooked up while 'staying the night,' in the hot tub, in front of the convenience store and in that makeout point area w/ all the nudey photos but cant figure out the threesome, getting to hang out @ the strip club w/out her leaving, or getting her to waterski naked

do you think its better if i rock that dude in the jaw at the club, or just protect ariane?

your next mission: both of these shiny, shiny ladies at the same time.

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/swimduo10.jpg

They really are quite shiny, aren't they?

do you think its better if i rock that dude in the jaw at the club, or just protect ariane?

-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:13 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

neither

you get kicked out of the club either way

the only way to get on the dance floor w/o her getting raped is to go to the lingerie store first and pick up the clerk and bring them both to the club and watch them dance (and then bring them home)

ok so ive hooked up while 'staying the night,' in the hot tub, in front of the convenience store and in that makeout point area w/ all the nudey photos but cant figure out the threesome, getting to hang out @ the strip club w/out her leaving, or getting her to waterski naked

-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:13 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

how do you do any of these??? anytime i get asked to stay the night i'm forced to strip and then kicked to the couch. connivence store only leads to us buying liquor and her passing out. i've taken her to the makeout point and then she wants to go home.

(pointers to only one would be cool, i'll figure the other ones out)

and there is no three-way.

the other girl goes home and your night continues, or ariane gets prudish and your night ends.

that's too bad, because i much prefer the blonde. She's a lot less downs-y. Perhaps ariane in her wisdom senses this and puts the kaibash on it.

I don't get the shiny. Why so shiny? Is the program sophisticated enough to render fairly realistic curves and body shapes, but not sophisticated enough to turn off the Turtle Wax? I don't know how these programs work. Maybe I'm just a big dummy.

Cause they just came out of the pool, obv.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

You can go to the strip club and get her to dance if you go with rebecca. But first, you should get kicked out of the club (protect A.) and then go to the lingerie store. This leaves no other option but Rebecca's "surprise." To win the amateur night competition is kind of elaborate, but sensible enough. Once she wins...naked hot tub (without the friend).

ok i've got naked hot tub but then she says "i'm ok for naked hot tub but not naked fondling"....

drink more?

"i think i've drank too much. i need to lie down"

(i thought that would work cuz usually post-drink she says "go down further" or w/e)

They were bathing in a pool of melted clear plastic.

sarges be mackin

jordan sargent u should post as 'sarges' to avoid confusion w/ jordan #1

http://arianeb.com/comics/comic1.jpg

anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

http://arianeb.com/comics/comic3.jpg

http://arianeb.com/comics/comic5.jpg

sarges be mackin

-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 2:52 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i always knew art history classes would come in helpful

http://arianeb.com/comics/comic2.jpg

http://arianeb.com/comics/comic2.jpg

lol ariane otm
http://arianeb.com/comics/comic8.jpg

WTfuckingF

U GUYS SHE HAS A MYSPACE:

http://www.myspace.com/arianeb

anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

they had this plan on "Undeclared" iirc

"Cyberspace Wench"

Female
38 years old

who was it said they wished she was a cougar?

Wow, it didn't take you long to really do an incredible job with your profile girly! You're so freakin smart! 'smacks gbcue, you took my spot :P It's been really great getting to know you Ari, I admire your analytical mind and you have fun games, I will score with you yet dangit!

^^this is from "chantal" btw

monkeyfritters
01-29-2007, 12:57 AM
i caught my first virtual std from ariane.... carpal tunnel syndrome.

I got her pants off, then: Hey this was fun, but I am losing the mood. There is more to me than just my boobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 8.

xpost not nearly as ST as other Ds.

NERDCORE.JPG
http://arianeb.com/images/nerdcore.jpg

anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

Untrue! I played this twice, with the following results:

(1) Drank too much wine and she passed out

(2) Quickly got her in the hot tub and made out a bunch. Three options: drink wine, make out again, or play truth or dare. I'm bored with making out and I don't want to ply her with too much wine again, so I go with truth or dare. She says: "Romance is in the air and all you want to do is play games?" And apparently that is a date-killer.

Because you know how it is on first dates, when girls are like "look, if you don't want to do me right this second, you need to get the hell out of my house"

guys i can't beat this game

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

michael jackson???
http://arianeb.com/images/ariane26.jpg

yeah hot tub truth or dar led to me touching her "breasts" (pretty lol that they use "breasts" but also "pussy") and then her saying "what happened to foreplay?"

See, long long time ago (fifteen years at least), I remember in Loaded magazine a review of a "date Jo Guest" game which sounded very similar to some of these scenarios.

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

LOL i was looking for futuresex lovesound

before you go for the puss, you have to rub her shoulders, back and butt first. also if you click directly on the nips you can lick them.

you can do this jordan, i know you can!

;_;

gr8080 is this game's Hitch

also maybe leave her a cute myspace comment before you reload the game again?? couldnt hurt.

ARIANE NATION

I am addicted to this and I hate myself, in the same way I hate myself when I come home at 1am and eat nothing but a huge bag of crisps washed down with beer.

This may be something to do with the fact that I got the two girls in the pool on my first go and haven't successfully progressed beyond this in 25 subsequent attempts.

Also I would never date such a lightweight.

sadly otm