― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
Also, wasn't there some kind of Charm Robot that spouted the line 'Is heaven missing an angel? Because you have nice cans.'
― Ferg (Ferg), Thursday, 16 January 2003 15:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."Linda: "It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'."Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Or...
Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."Nixon: "Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― DavidM (DavidM), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lek Dukagjin, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
In fact, anything Zoidberg says.
― Al_Ewing, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Carl, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Not covered.."
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
Bender: Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?Bender: Yes. [sadly] I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer ...
Robot horror flick: "Behold my system of mighty organs!"
Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. [hands him money] Go see a saucy puppet show."Bender: "Can do!"
Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."Leela: "What? How can you tell?"Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."Leela: "There's no such thing."Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. Yep, he's gay!"Amy: "Are you sure?"Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"*sigh* I miss it already.― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"
*sigh* I miss it already.
― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― zemko (bob), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan (Alan), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
"AAAAAWW!"
"Yes, common tap water and a little L - S - D!"
― jm (jtm), Friday, 17 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
Revive, to go mano a mano with this envelope the Simpsons dialogue thread!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Zapp: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
Bender: Great, we're gonna die.
Fry: And this ham gum is all bones.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
In fact that whole episode has some great lines:
Zapp: It's the one word the robot uses more than any other. We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently-used words. [He presses a button on the database and a list comes up.] Number 10, chump; number nine, chumpette; number eight, yours; number seven, up; number six, pimpmobile; number five, bite; number four, my ... [Leela gasps.] ... number three, shiny; number two, daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently-uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet: Ass.
[Fry gasps.]
Fry: We don't have long!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T BE A DOG-HEART WO-MAN!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah Hermes and LaBarbara are awesmome, me and my ex call each other "hooosbaaand!" and "wiiiiyfe!" sometimes.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
more morbo plz
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3upOxWWsY
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?" John Jackson: "Unthinkable." Jack Johnson: "I wouldn't think of it." Morbo: "What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope." Nixon: "Question is vague. You don't say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn't harm the child."
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEfawdiEOM
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips. Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh I see someone already posted a YT link for that.
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST YT LINKS WITH NO EFFING EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THEY ARE GRRR.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Professor Farnsworth: The Devil take this predictable colon!
Pound for pound, Farnsworth is the funniest of em all.
Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link
"Professor! Where were you at 10pm last night?"
"Where am I now?"
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Professor: "You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds!"
― ledge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."
― ledge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Anything Zapp Brannigan says, but this is my favourite:
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The whole lion fed on tofu thing was rofflicious
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I never got to see more than maybe a dozen of those episodes and I thought it was much better than The Simpsons at the the time it came out. Did they yank it off the air too soon or was I just not coming home early enough from work?
― dean ge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link
it was on for five seasons. they're all on dvd.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There are only four seasons on DVD! The TV networks split one of them into two TV seasons for some reason.
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"nine... ten... big fat hen"
it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.
― Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"my liege!"
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:43 (sixteen years ago) link
bender as a human is about the funniest thing I've ever seen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRhHQM4eMXg&mode=related&search=
― dean ge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
From the episode where they go underwater and visit the Lost City of Atlanta:
Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! [breaks down crying] How did this happen? Hermes: That's a very good question. Bender: So that's where I left my cigar ... Hermes: That just raises further questions!
― Phil D., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
don't forget "is this clown on?"
― blueski, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
fry re: the breakfast club: "man, i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about things."
― andrew m., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Zapf is the best! : " I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
― django, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Yes! An important site, thank you.
Much quoted in spacecadet orbital habitation unit (or misquoted - in my head the stench was "glorious"):
https://morbotron.com/gif/S01E06/1295006/1298343.gif?b64lines=VGhhdCBzdGVuY2ggLS0KVGhhdCBoZWF2ZW5seQpzdGVuY2gh
― a passing spacecadet, Tuesday, 9 August 2016 10:17 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S03E05/1161943/1165613.gif?b64lines=VGhlIHNwaXJpdAogaXMgd2lsbGluZywgYnV0IHRoZSBmbGVzaAogaXMgc3Bvbmd5IGFuZCBicnVpc2VkLg==p
― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:00 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S03E15/983431/986768.gif?b64lines=WW91IGxvc3QgdGhlIHdvbWFuIG9mIAp5b3VyIGRyZWFtcywgYnV0IHlvdSAKc3RpbGwgaGF2ZSBab2lkYmVyZy4=
https://morbotron.com/gif/S03E15/986968/989054.gif?b64lines=WW91IGFsbCBzdGlsbAogaGF2ZSBab2lkYmVyZyE=
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:03 (seven years ago) link
Futurama always great for the one-two punch:
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E01/375391/378111.gif?b64lines=SSdtIHN1cmUgdGhvc2UKIHdpbmRtaWxscyB3aWxsIAprZWVwIHRoZW0KIGNvb2wu
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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
oops let's try again
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E16/1010158/1013695.gif?b64lines=WW91IGNhbid0IGp1c3QgaGF2ZSB5b3VyCkNoYXJhY3RlcnMgQW5ub3VuY2UKSG93IHRoZXkgZmVlbA==
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E16/1013912/1016614.gif?b64lines=VGhhdCBtYWtlcyBtZSAKZmVlbCBhbmdyeSE=
― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S02E20/461263/466685.gif?b64lines=Z28gbWFuLCBnbyE=
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S03E12/899581/903335.gif?b64lines=IE9oISBDaGVzdGVyIEEuIEFydGh1cgogZmFsbCBkb3duLiA=
― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 August 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link
http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841
― how's life, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S08E08/347973/354020.gif?b64lines=4pmqIEknbSBzY2FyZWQgb2YKIGV2ZXJ5b25lcy4g4pmqCk9oLCBGZWZmZXJub29zZS4=
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S02E06/497552/501723.gif?b64lines=WyBTdGFtbWVyaW5nIF0=
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E11/1178610/1186534.gif?b64lines=KCBoZWF2ZW5seQogbXVzaWMgcGxheXMgKQ==
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link
yeah I thought this is what the bump was about. so good
― frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S01E03/123623/127794.gif?b64lines=SGV5LCB3aGVuIHlvdSBsb29rIAp0aGlzIGdvb2QsIHlvdSBkb24ndAogaGF2ZSB0byBrbm93IGFueXRoaW5nLg==
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3h2X7oiknb5xpfEKav/giphy.gif
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link
i regularly think of morbo singing 'funky town' at space kareoke
also (i think from the same episode?) zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E19/8792.jpg?b64lines=ICDimaogTk9CT0RZCiBET0VTTidUIExJS0UgTU9MVEVOCiBCT1JPTiDimarimao=
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link
this is the worst kind of discrimination. the kind against me!
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 23 November 2020 06:19 (three years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E06/756855.jpg?b64lines=SmFtIGEgYmFzdGFyZCBpbiBpdCwgCnlvdSBjcmFwISA=
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link
zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'
This is the only Futurama line that has stuck in my head... remarkably difficult to get into a conversation.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link
i see “to shreds you say” used a lot online. i’m all for that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e8ed40bf8e2446626bcd88694b8adad/tenor.gif?itemid=3938170
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link
Fry: Bender, what was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Monday, 8 November 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
not really enjoying Lrr, Variant of Omicron Persei 8
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link
https://comb.io/OQr6sY.gif
john dimaggio at his most recent contract negotiation
https://c.tenor.com/RspztEM47tsAAAAd/futurama-bender.gif
in all seriousness, pay the man
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link
good news everyone!
The cast of #Futurama is whole again. John DiMaggio, who voices Bender on the long-running and now revived animated series, will join the rest of the show’s core cast for new episodes on Hulu: https://t.co/vi1r7mBvhL pic.twitter.com/4c4Njm0nUh— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
I swear he just held out so he could go I'M BACK BABY later.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:23 (two years ago) link
I think this was the first episode I ever saw, that “oops” at the end is something that’s stuck with me to the point I think it might be one of the best jokes in an animated show ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link
what about this one?
https://c.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAC/futurama-fry.gif
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 01:04 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/65On5.gif
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 04:54 (two years ago) link