― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 05:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― maura (maura), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:53 (seventeen years ago) link
http://extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site36/2006/1102/20061102_032450_ol02haggard_300.jpg
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 06:59 (seventeen years ago) link
Like there's some way of telling if somebody is gay or not!
― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:49 (seventeen years ago) link
http://media.graytvinc.com/images/haggard.jpg
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 13:53 (seventeen years ago) link
put these on these on, they give you gaydar!
naaah
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:35 (seventeen years ago) link
http://wonkette.com/politics/ted-haggard/ted-haggard-admits-something-212200.php
― ken noizewater (Pareene), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link
hahaha. Does he actually do the "yo man, what you got?"
ha ha to extended tongues, too:
http://www.evangelicalright.com/TedHaggard.jpg
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link
― Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link
wicked xpost
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link
i dunno man, jimmy had sex with a woman for pay. that's probably far more forgiveable to these homophobes.
― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link
oh bring it on.
TEH GAY MENACE VS TEH FUNDIE MENACE. GAY MENACE WINS.
please.
― gwynywdd dwnyt fyrwr byychydd gww (donut), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link
hopefully for the slightly more reasonable it might lead to the revelation I KNOW AND LIKE LOTSA GAY WHO ARE PRETENDING TO NOT BE GAYS BECAUSE OF MY PREJUDICE!
these uber-homophobes' broken gaydar points to their comically villainous mental image of teh gays.
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link
The only person to deliberately address the camera and make meta-commentary about the fact he's being filmed is Ted Haggard, President of the National Association of Evangelicals, who grabs the camera and jokes: "I think I know what you did last night! If you send me a thousand dollars I won't tell your wife!" He -- and the crowd -- laugh, and then he gives the kicker: "If you use any of this, I'll sue you." He's kidding, but it doesn't feel funny.
the thousand bux is for teh meth, obv.
SOMEONE PLZ TO YOUTUBE THIS CLIP
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link
I don't think it's pessimistic to think it's more likely this will result in to paranoia of THE ENEMY WITHIN and serious witch-hunting.
The upside is it may result in hilarity, what with Dimmesdale-esque self-flagellating closet cases, and (with any luck) the Evangelical church screening hardcore gay porn and judging erectile response to find aforementioned ENEMY WITHIN.
uh... or not. I should stop projecting my fantasies now.
― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link
xpost
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link
Nothing gay here
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link
― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990174443422/image3.jpg http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990169448752/image1.jpg
dude has his own line of pious figurines, too
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link
http://www.blackshearonline.com/members/AardvarkCatalog/9990237947668/image3.jpg
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link
I want one!
(I'm not sure of the wisdom of having 'BO' on all his images.)
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:01 (seventeen years ago) link
How do cherbim keep their little pudenda-hiding scarfs from falling off? Is it angel magic? The power of faith? Tiny boners?
― M. White (Miguelito), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link
1) Arranging to purchase Meth.2) Arranging to get a Massage from grandpa-escort.3) Arranging to meet in a hotel room for above two items.
Things Harrard has not yet admitted to:
1) Gayness2) Extramarital Sex
― researching ur life (grady), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:50 (seventeen years ago) link
Also, that the David Kuo guy is a lying worm to dare suggest that the Faith-Based office was nothing but a whorehouse of apparatchiks.
― kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link
JINKIES
― HOOS the master?? STEEN NUFF (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
well I dunno about that specific effect but yes I have been around people who did SSRIs for fun
― ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link
lol @ "Mystery of the Missing Ejaculation." pretty otm :/
― are you there based god? it's me, markers (crüt), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I think you can take it for granted that anything that requires a prescription has been taken recreationally by somebody
i take recreational ventolin, i just love the lightness of lung it gives me
― the tune is spacecadet (c sharp major), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
hey for some people drug taking is an end in and of itself.
― ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 27 January 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
News Flash! After being treated by his church the same way he gladly treated others while he was leading his church, Ted Haggard now professes: "I used to think the church was the light of the world. But I've completely lost my faith in it." There's nothing like being handed the dirty end of the stick to discover that it's dirty.
― Aimless, Thursday, 27 January 2011 01:42 (thirteen years ago) link
I forgot to include this amazing photo of Haggard and his family:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TUg3aZ_BjbI/AAAAAAABAJo/4T3aPS9DmFU/s1600/TedHaggardFamily.jpg
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Awwww!
― Aimless, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link
When Haggard resigned, Roose reports, he signed a separation agreement, drafted by a board of overseers appointed by the church, which "required him to cut off all contact with members of the church, stay away from the media, perform no ministry-related work, and move his family out of Colorado."
― omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link
aaaaand... bump
http://gawker.com/5531027/the-virulent-anti+gay-activist-who-brought-a-rentboy-to-europe-updated
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 00:41 (1 year ago)
http://edition.cnn.com/2011/US/06/07/sissy.boy.experiment/index.html?iref=NS1
― http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:WhiteAmericanFolks.jpg (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-big-questions/201106/homophobic-men-most-aroused-gay-male-porn&r=
― kkvgz, Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
and here we go again (not evangelical afaik, just no-on-marriage)
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/08/anti-gay_marriage_state_rep_accused_of_offering_young_male_money_for_sex.php
The young man told The Star that they met, but that he tried to leave after the man told him he was a state lawmaker. He said the lawmaker at first told him he could not leave, grabbed him in the rear, exposed himself to the young man and then later gave him an iPad, BlackBerry cellphone and $100 cash to keep quiet.
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, 12 August 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link
wait, does he just keep iPads and Blackberrys in his car? not a bad haul
― frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Meantime, back to being Haggard:
http://gawker.com/5842492/ted-haggard-to-appear-on-celebrity-wife-swap
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link
saw Jesus Camp yesterday. ted comes across as a total fake in it. the scene where he insults a kid to his face is unbelievable.
― anorange (abanana), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link
What not to do:
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/02/arizona_sheriff_rocked_by_accusations_of_alleged_immigrant_ex_boyfriend.php
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link
the quote marks in this thread title annoy me
― max, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:34 (twelve years ago) link
he facricated the quote
― the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
Haha
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://media.phoenixnewtimes.com/7645572.28.jpg
― i think you'd be cool to meet. i bet we'd have a lot to talk about (buzza), Saturday, 18 February 2012 19:56 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/2012/02/18/20120218live-paul-babeu.html
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 18 February 2012 20:09 (twelve years ago) link
live press conference
Also: Conservative Houston talk show host causes hit and run outside gay bar after attending drag show, identified by witnesses and hit & run victim, police and DA do nothing: http://www.click2houston.com/news/Video-shows-talk-show-host-inside-gay-bar-on-night-of-hit-and-run/-/1735978/8796136/-/70wedp/-/
― A Full Torgo Apparition (Phil D.), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link
weird and troubling. assume that once this becomes a national story, they'll notice that, hey, turns out there were a few witnesses after all!
― Little GTFO (contenderizer), Saturday, 18 February 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link
STRONG AND CALIENTE
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:41 (twelve years ago) link
Buzzed Body
― ( -- ( .) - ( .) / (am0n), Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
sweet tribal bro
― lag∞n, Saturday, 18 February 2012 23:54 (twelve years ago) link
Hey, ol' Ted just got one-upped, and in the same city even.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/01/27/springs-pastor-arrested-for-kidnapping-robbery-impersonating-police/
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 03:55 (ten years ago) link
Can't believe we're only bumping this once a year. Seems like same old same old by now.
http://www.thegailygrind.com/2015/05/19/hypocrite-anti-gay-pastor-exposed-as-top-who-likes-to-cuddle-on-grindr/
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link
This Duggar thing almost belongs in here too.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/05/21/josh-duggar-apologizes-resigns-from-family-research-council-amid-molestation-allegations/?wprss=rss_style
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 22 May 2015 14:28 (nine years ago) link