Defend the Indefensible: Cocaine

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i only had three reasons for not doing coke. one: didn't have any money in high school or college. plus: chicken-shit. further: already a hyperactive loud asshole, no need for chemical help in that regard.

― Dimension 5ive, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

j.m. 8080 on all points imho

― félix pié, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Hah, the last time I did any it was at a house party, everyone else had already partaken and I hadn't realized yet that it was available. I was just pleased to find everyone else SO PLEASANTLY CHATTY and full of good ideas to speculate about that I didn't have to hold back hyper conversational impulses. Don't remember whether that changed after my own dose, altho by then I was a lot drunker, too.

More recent experience w/ the coked-up was of the "kiss them to shut 'em up" variety, gawd.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

More recent experience w/ the coked-up was of the "kiss them to shut 'em up" variety, gawd

this never happens to me. i try to watch how much i talk if i'm in mixed crowds, maybe i should throw caution to the wind?

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

i like coke because i feel embarrassed for 1 week afterwards

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

dud when people sneak off into rooms in small groups at house parties even though everyone is friends and everyone else is doing it (in other snuck-off-to rooms).

― negotiable, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

sneaking is fun

― jhøshea, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

if you're not off in another room, how will we know who the cool kids are?

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

It wasn't sneaky, it was just in the other room and I was durnk and busy chatting.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link

if you're not off in another room, how will we know who the cool kids are?

Look for those who are compulsively rubbing their nose.

― Ms Misery, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I have never been to a party where there's been coke available, or maybe I just wasn't aware of it?

(I did go home with someone once who offered me a bump as soon as I was in his bed. I politely declined.)

― jaymc, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:16 (seventeen years ago) link

also dud when you lose all shame at 6 am and start calling around again, tho i'm sure that's been said.

― negotiable, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:17 (seventeen years ago) link

cocaine + sex = classic

― kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Look for those who are compulsively rubbing their nose.

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/dazed.jpg

― milo z, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

ANYTHING + sex = classic, dude.

xpost

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe not nausea.

― Laurel, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

milo that was hilarious.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:21 (seventeen years ago) link

What do you think about Starbucks policy about putting cocaine on its coffee cups?

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

what are you implying about mr. w1gg1ns, Milo?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

Never tried, never will. I know I'd get addicted immediately. I just know I would. I personally. No preaching at me here.

Also, my meds are reactive to just fucking coffee and seemingly the direction of the wind---sensitive system. SO I don't want to have to deal with a month's worth of wreckage after that.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

last time i did this i got a concussion

― river wolf, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]First off, the 'blood on your hands' argument: you're right in that it supports brutal dictatorships, but [...] world aid organizations have tried bringing other crops into the area (most coca is grown in bolivia & peru, processed in colombia and peru) with little to no success.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i half-agree but the 'hey it's the drug war's fault people die' argument rests on a crazy idealism: if only i could buy fair trade cocaine then all this bother would go away. or a crazy cynicism: people get killed selling OIL don'tyaknow...

which only proves what cosseted, selfish shrivel-dicks coke-users are.

― That one guy that quit, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Last night I hade a dream that someone called me a "round eyed, giant ass, gaping flaky-skinned loon." That was the exact phrasing---I wrote it down right after I got up.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I also dreamt John Stewart grew his hair long & it looked stupid. "You were so CUTE before, John!" I yelled at the tv.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

i did something dumb

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

That's okay, I did too.

― Abbott, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I only use it in recipes.

― Jesse, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I CANNOT CONTRIBUTE TO THIS THREAD BECAUSE I AM AT WORK.

― chaki, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

it feels like a waste when there's no one around to chat up

-- kenan, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:33 (1 hour ago)

haha one time i moved into a new apartment and i could tell the previous occupant had been using this mirror for coke because it was covered in crusty white (and he wore track pants everywhere) so i licked it all off and danced to "staying alive" on repeat for half an hour and then it was done. but it was free so i couldn't have really wasted it i guess.

― lfam, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:33 (seventeen years ago) link

don't preach at me for licking it off, mirrors are never dirty

― lfam, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago) link

The only thing anybody ever gets on mirrors are toothpaste splashback and blow, you're in the clear man.

― nickalicious, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

other possibilities: narcissistic masturbation

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

if you licked my mirror you would be eating beard hairs

― admrl, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

xpost: that's how Jim Morrison died

― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:47 (seventeen years ago) link

a victim of art failure

― latebloomer, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

valium would have helped that crash

― sexyDancer, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be better if it was not an x-post and jim morrison died of eating beard hairs

― bell_labs, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

It's an awful way to go, I wouldn't even wish it on the long-dead

― admrl, Monday, 7 May 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Things should come out of noses, not go up them.

― Hello Sunshine, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

admrl hasnt said whether he has done cocaine. i dont think i saw him defend it. i didnt see him attack it either, but admrl doesnt really attack things, from what ive seen he prefers to hang back a little and play just outside the box. perhaps he is trying to be like paul scholes.

i wonder if admrl on cocaine is like a person thinking they are paul scholes

― 600, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:47 (seventeen years ago) link

My take:

In general, drugs turn people into the arshols they potentially are.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 08:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I've got something caught in my through
it's making me gag.
I'm gonna crack safes for a living.
I'm gonna crack safes with crack.
Make a key made out of cocaine.
Gonna be tempting
not to fucking eat it
but I'm gonna use it to crack safes with crack.
I'm gonna crack my safes.
I'll buy more cocaine.
Fill the safe with cocaine.
I cut myself crackin' a safe.
Shrapnel wounds,
I'll stuff the wounds with cocaine.
Then I'll go steal some more cocaine;
Fill his daughter with cocaine.
I'll fill my whiskey with cocaine.
and then we'll se who's to blame.
When I have no shame,
I take it in the rain.

― max, Monday, 14 May 2007 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

In regards to the actual drug, it makes a good topical anesthetic, and my band's singer sings about it alot in an ironic way.

― max, Monday, 14 May 2007 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

never did it, SO sXe IT HURTS

-- Dimension 5ive, Monday, 7 May 2007 19:54 (6 days ago)

Sometimes I think you might be me, but like in the future? Or from the past.

― m bison, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Then I'll go steal some more cocaine;
Fill his daughter with cocaine.
I'll fill my whiskey with cocaine.
and then we'll se who's to blame.
When I have no shame,
I take it in the rain.

― max, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:36 (seventeen years ago) link

valium would have helped that crash

not to parse, but the line is:
"Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash"

for some reason, i've always been struck by that line. not trying to be a dick.

― the table is the table, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:03 (seventeen years ago) link

also, that one guy that quit: do you have a credit card? do you have a car? do you ride a bus, or have you ever? do you use oil to heat your house? do you ever buy flowers for someone? do you pay taxes?

let's be real here: if you answer yes to any of these questions, then you can't call me a cosseted shrivel-wimple or whatever. you're just as complicit in horrible shit, just not in a way that involves cocaine. do you want a prize or something?

― the table is the table, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:11 (seventeen years ago) link

edie brickell and the new bohemians do "walk on the wild side"

― lfam, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ysi?

― the table is the table, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:29 (seventeen years ago) link

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