Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

you guys = fronting

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/54923177.jpg

voting country ham because of red eye gravy.

A student ate a "Double Down" on a dare last August; he said he suffered a migraine for the better part of the night and had to be surgically separated from a bottle of water.

if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously

I have a hard time believing that you would not, if given the chance and maybe a secluded room. Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

i like the look of that thing that appeared to be vomiting bacon

More like legs spreading open and exuding bacon.

My love of country ham is well documented.

no primanti bros. no cred

http://www.primantibrothers.com/

Eskimo ice cream is kinda blowing my mind right now! I'd never heard of that before.

I'd probably eat at least like 30 of these? I'd skip the brain sandwich and the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good). Voted for Arkansas catfish, cuz fried catfish owns.

Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.

― Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

fuck outta here

Rocky Mountain Oysters
Ingredients: Calf testicles, salted water or buttermilk, vegetable oil or lard

Thought they were actual oysters (although realized that didn't make much sense) until I just went through all the pics. Has anyone actually eaten these before?

the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good).

this is how i feel about a 2 foot tall sandwich of bacon

And yeah, the eskimo ice cream is completely mind boggling. I can't even imagine what that must taste like.

in-n-out vs. breakfast burrito

I voted chocolate chip cookies. Not a proprietary fast food product. Delicious as all get out.

i wld like to know what they did to chocolate chip cookies to get them on this list

idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit

Chicken Fried Steak is one of God's great gifts to breakfast.

website only lets you open the first 13 at a time, someone please post all the pics itt with captions

correct answer is the double double. in n out, even though it's now pretty damn big compared to when there weren't any that weren't drive-thru or walk-up with one or maybe two stone picnic tables outside the walk-up window, has remarkably maintained its quality. I'm pretty damn picky veering on nutrition nazi about what I'll eat food-wise these days (I think I drink way more wine than any nn would condone) but in n out is the irresistible force so I'm lucky I'm east of all that. most of the rest of this stuff, who really cares, especially the double down, fuck outta here with that garbage, the double double is for all time.

i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.

spinach empanadas are indescribable, especially at 10 am between breakfast and lunch

Also: I lunched Chik-Fil-A this afternoon for only the second time. While tasty (and the sandwich almost touchingly unremarkable in presentation), it tasted as if those fundies had stuck a salt lick between a Hawaiian roll.

idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit

― Lamp, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark

You won't even fuck with fried fish? Or clam chowder? C'mon.

i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.

they're not mormons iirc they're evangelical xians

statement still stands

Lamp - not even a lobster roll!? Those are straight up delicacies when fresh imo.

yah i dont really fuck w/ shellfish so

i mean im sure id like the sweeter things like 'smith island cake' and the mud pie and the cookies but id still feel sick eating them. im p strict about how much fat ill eat tbh & i just cant imagine eating any of these irl

Oh I love shellfish.

I think anyone would feel sick eating most of these but I'd still like to at least sample some of them.

ILX 50 fattest foods food tour imo

I've driven across Montana a bunch of times but never during the Testicle Festival which seems like the only place I'd want to get rocky mountain oysters.

Chicken fried steak is so good - I bought one of those hole-punched cube steaks a couple weeks ago to make a chicken fried steak and on the way out of the store I told some friends about how awesome they are, and the next week they told me how they were so moved by my speech that they did the same.

Testicle Festival!

Liver mush? That's scrapple, dammit, and should have been Delaware's entry into this list rather than that crab pastry nonsense, which I've never even heard of it, much less eaten.

I'm gonna go with deep dish pizza. This is a sane person's vote and deep dish pizza is definitely the first thing I ate on this list. We didn't have turducken when I was a kid.

gravitating toward the frybread/beignet/utah scone side of the house. yum,

Those all tempted me too. Fried bread owns.

eskimo ice cream is...just

Things I would eat even multiple times per month:

Deep-dish Pizza
Deep-fried crabmeat
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Bacon Bleu Cheese Baked Potato
Chicken Fried Steak
Frybread
Fried Cheese Curds
Philly Cheesesteak

This list cheated imo with all those multi-cow burgers.

I mean, the picture of eskimo ice cream looks like you cut open the torso of a really fat person and had their guts spill out into a big mixing bowl

traditional recipes called for meat and fat from caribou, moose, bears, seals, and fish.

So, this is "ice" "cream" made without, afaict, no cream at all but, instead, fat from every local animal?

Want to let you all know that Fat Darrel should totally win this but probably wont because most of you have never had it.

Stevie D have you even had a cheesesteak

yes but I mean come on!

O! Country Ham! But then...In N Out Double Double!...But then....Beignets!...Corn Dogs!

I'm getting a little teary thinking about country ham. I don't love cold ham, but damn dude, roasted in the oven with the glazeyness and tastyness, it's like a whole different side of meat when it's hot. Also: CHRISTMAS!

But I do have a love for Corn Dogs, since they were my first 'murican food that I ate when I first visited. And DeNio's fleamarket in Roseville has the hugest awesomest corndogs in Northern Cali, I would swear my life on it.

Oh shit and Philly Cheesesteak? My first Philly Cheese with 'wiz was almost a religious experience. Usually I find the fact that greasy juice is pouring out of a sandwich kind of disgusting, but with a Philly Cheese, it's like it's weeping tears of joy that you're eating it.

Fuck I'm hungry

gtfo with Eskimo Icecream. Makes me sad/angry thinking about how much that would NOT taste at all like icecream.

Right now I'm imagining an Inuit gangsta rapper saying: "Yo! Whassup, my eskimoh?"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, July 28, 2003

i am a cheesesteak purist so i rarely order them cuz restaurants rarely get them right outside of the tri-state area. out in california people do stupid things with cheesesteaks like adding lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. it's a crime.

Can't wait for the Sufjan Stevens album/self-inflicted obesity documentary.

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

So much of this list is so half-assed.

I will give grudging props to them giving Kentucky the Double Down

GRUDGING

sad lolz at 20 pictures of 16-storey cheeseburgers covered in cream and deep-fried, served in a bucket of macaroni cheese and bacon rinds, followed by "hi guys, you know this lamb chop is bad, right? right?!"

sadder lolz at my terrible sweet tooth (salty tooth, fatty tooth): some of these look pretty great and/or the sort of thing I would eat w/o thinking that I was having a shocking rare treat and should eat nothing but lettuce for the next 150 days afterwards

Deep-fried crabmeat
A Loco Moco
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Arkansas catfish
Mississippi Mud Pie
Maine Lobster Roll
Fleischkuechie
Sausage Biscuit Bowl
Charred BBQ Ends
Utah Scone
Crab Louis Salad <= without the pickles, h8 pickles
Fried Cheese Curds
New England Clam Chowder
Philly Cheesesteak

^^actively want to eat these, would not even have to be hungover

a lot of these just appear to be acceptable food, but 5 times as much of it as one would normally consume, like the sundry burgers with 94939344 patties per dish.

i did actually say "holy christ" out loud when the luther burger popped up though :/

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry when i was in miami two weeks ago, they were so so delicious and did not seem particularly unhealthy

voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.

fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously

especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry

That sounds delicious

i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough

I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.

I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

it's chicken-fried steak

I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.

luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard

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Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.

breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham

The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.

Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)

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woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.