if you're gonna come out & say that you would eat multiple kfc double downs i reserve the right to stop taking your opinions seriously
I have a hard time believing that you would not, if given the chance and maybe a secluded room. Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.
― Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:39 (thirteen years ago) link
i like the look of that thing that appeared to be vomiting bacon
― livin' next door to phallus (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link
More like legs spreading open and exuding bacon.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link
My love of country ham is well documented.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:26 (thirteen years ago) link
no primanti bros. no cred
http://www.primantibrothers.com/
― JIMMY MOD THE SACK MASTER (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Eskimo ice cream is kinda blowing my mind right now! I'd never heard of that before.
I'd probably eat at least like 30 of these? I'd skip the brain sandwich and the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good). Voted for Arkansas catfish, cuz fried catfish owns.
― Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't tell me that shit doesn't look disgustingly delicious.
― Bull fighting, Paris, hunting, suicide (kenan), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
fuck outta here
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Rocky Mountain OystersIngredients: Calf testicles, salted water or buttermilk, vegetable oil or lard
Thought they were actual oysters (although realized that didn't make much sense) until I just went through all the pics. Has anyone actually eaten these before?
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:54 (thirteen years ago) link
the 10 pound burger (no burger that big can be good).
this is how i feel about a 2 foot tall sandwich of bacon
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:55 (thirteen years ago) link
And yeah, the eskimo ice cream is completely mind boggling. I can't even imagine what that must taste like.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
in-n-out vs. breakfast burrito
― iatee, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link
I voted chocolate chip cookies. Not a proprietary fast food product. Delicious as all get out.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i wld like to know what they did to chocolate chip cookies to get them on this list
idgaf what kind of yuppie monster this makes me but i wouldnt eat any of this shit
― Lamp, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Chicken Fried Steak is one of God's great gifts to breakfast.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link
website only lets you open the first 13 at a time, someone please post all the pics itt with captions
― i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link
correct answer is the double double. in n out, even though it's now pretty damn big compared to when there weren't any that weren't drive-thru or walk-up with one or maybe two stone picnic tables outside the walk-up window, has remarkably maintained its quality. I'm pretty damn picky veering on nutrition nazi about what I'll eat food-wise these days (I think I drink way more wine than any nn would condone) but in n out is the irresistible force so I'm lucky I'm east of all that. most of the rest of this stuff, who really cares, especially the double down, fuck outta here with that garbage, the double double is for all time.
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:14 (thirteen years ago) link
i won't eat at in-n-out unless i'm desperate because i find mormons creepy.
― Honey, I squirted jizz all over the baby (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
spinach empanadas are indescribable, especially at 10 am between breakfast and lunch
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Also: I lunched Chik-Fil-A this afternoon for only the second time. While tasty (and the sandwich almost touchingly unremarkable in presentation), it tasted as if those fundies had stuck a salt lick between a Hawaiian roll.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― Lamp, Tuesday, November 23, 2010 10:06 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark
You won't even fuck with fried fish? Or clam chowder? C'mon.
― Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
they're not mormons iirc they're evangelical xians
― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:19 (thirteen years ago) link
statement still stands
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:20 (thirteen years ago) link
Lamp - not even a lobster roll!? Those are straight up delicacies when fresh imo.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:21 (thirteen years ago) link
yah i dont really fuck w/ shellfish so
i mean im sure id like the sweeter things like 'smith island cake' and the mud pie and the cookies but id still feel sick eating them. im p strict about how much fat ill eat tbh & i just cant imagine eating any of these irl
― Lamp, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh I love shellfish.
I think anyone would feel sick eating most of these but I'd still like to at least sample some of them.
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 03:44 (thirteen years ago) link
ILX 50 fattest foods food tour imo
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
I've driven across Montana a bunch of times but never during the Testicle Festival which seems like the only place I'd want to get rocky mountain oysters.
Chicken fried steak is so good - I bought one of those hole-punched cube steaks a couple weeks ago to make a chicken fried steak and on the way out of the store I told some friends about how awesome they are, and the next week they told me how they were so moved by my speech that they did the same.
― joygoat, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Testicle Festival!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Liver mush? That's scrapple, dammit, and should have been Delaware's entry into this list rather than that crab pastry nonsense, which I've never even heard of it, much less eaten.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm gonna go with deep dish pizza. This is a sane person's vote and deep dish pizza is definitely the first thing I ate on this list. We didn't have turducken when I was a kid.
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
gravitating toward the frybread/beignet/utah scone side of the house. yum,
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Those all tempted me too. Fried bread owns.
― Pussy.ogg (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
eskimo ice cream is...just
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Things I would eat even multiple times per month:
Deep-dish PizzaDeep-fried crabmeatChocolate chip cookiesEmpanadasBacon Bleu Cheese Baked PotatoChicken Fried SteakFrybreadFried Cheese CurdsPhilly Cheesesteak
This list cheated imo with all those multi-cow burgers.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, the picture of eskimo ice cream looks like you cut open the torso of a really fat person and had their guts spill out into a big mixing bowl
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
traditional recipes called for meat and fat from caribou, moose, bears, seals, and fish.
So, this is "ice" "cream" made without, afaict, no cream at all but, instead, fat from every local animal?
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Want to let you all know that Fat Darrel should totally win this but probably wont because most of you have never had it.
― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Stevie D have you even had a cheesesteak
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yes but I mean come on!
― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link
O! Country Ham! But then...In N Out Double Double!...But then....Beignets!...Corn Dogs!
I'm getting a little teary thinking about country ham. I don't love cold ham, but damn dude, roasted in the oven with the glazeyness and tastyness, it's like a whole different side of meat when it's hot. Also: CHRISTMAS!
But I do have a love for Corn Dogs, since they were my first 'murican food that I ate when I first visited. And DeNio's fleamarket in Roseville has the hugest awesomest corndogs in Northern Cali, I would swear my life on it.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit and Philly Cheesesteak? My first Philly Cheese with 'wiz was almost a religious experience. Usually I find the fact that greasy juice is pouring out of a sandwich kind of disgusting, but with a Philly Cheese, it's like it's weeping tears of joy that you're eating it.
Fuck I'm hungry
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link
gtfo with Eskimo Icecream. Makes me sad/angry thinking about how much that would NOT taste at all like icecream.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Right now I'm imagining an Inuit gangsta rapper saying: "Yo! Whassup, my eskimoh?"
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, July 28, 2003
― buzza, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i am a cheesesteak purist so i rarely order them cuz restaurants rarely get them right outside of the tri-state area. out in california people do stupid things with cheesesteaks like adding lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. it's a crime.
― and then peaced (get bent), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't wait for the Sufjan Stevens album/self-inflicted obesity documentary.
― seandalai, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link
The thing I want most out of all of these things is a corn dog. /minnesotan
― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm not sure i can make it past the eskimo ice cream. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ok the breakfast burrito is to share between a large family gathering right? right? going through this list may make me cry.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
10 layer cake! otoh picture has fruit in it, and thus it is currently my vote.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link
how is a mountain of bacon a blt? where is the lt? and poor family of pigs it must take to make that.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously
― Joe Wasp (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing
i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry
That sounds delicious
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/
― cthulhu thuggin (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Chicken Fried SteakIngredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?
has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?
it's chicken-fried steak
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard
― banshun, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.
― Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham
― sleepingbag, Monday, 29 November 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)
― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.
― Ignore Me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link