Testicle Festival!
― ENBB, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Liver mush? That's scrapple, dammit, and should have been Delaware's entry into this list rather than that crab pastry nonsense, which I've never even heard of it, much less eaten.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm gonna go with deep dish pizza. This is a sane person's vote and deep dish pizza is definitely the first thing I ate on this list. We didn't have turducken when I was a kid.
― fields of salmon, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 05:34 (thirteen years ago) link
gravitating toward the frybread/beignet/utah scone side of the house. yum,
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Those all tempted me too. Fried bread owns.
― Pussy.ogg (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link
eskimo ice cream is...just
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Things I would eat even multiple times per month:
Deep-dish PizzaDeep-fried crabmeatChocolate chip cookiesEmpanadasBacon Bleu Cheese Baked PotatoChicken Fried SteakFrybreadFried Cheese CurdsPhilly Cheesesteak
This list cheated imo with all those multi-cow burgers.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean, the picture of eskimo ice cream looks like you cut open the torso of a really fat person and had their guts spill out into a big mixing bowl
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
traditional recipes called for meat and fat from caribou, moose, bears, seals, and fish.
So, this is "ice" "cream" made without, afaict, no cream at all but, instead, fat from every local animal?
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Want to let you all know that Fat Darrel should totally win this but probably wont because most of you have never had it.
― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Stevie D have you even had a cheesesteak
― _| ̄|○| ̄|○| ̄|○ (dayo), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link
yes but I mean come on!
― twisted sister hazel dickens (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link
O! Country Ham! But then...In N Out Double Double!...But then....Beignets!...Corn Dogs!
I'm getting a little teary thinking about country ham. I don't love cold ham, but damn dude, roasted in the oven with the glazeyness and tastyness, it's like a whole different side of meat when it's hot. Also: CHRISTMAS!
But I do have a love for Corn Dogs, since they were my first 'murican food that I ate when I first visited. And DeNio's fleamarket in Roseville has the hugest awesomest corndogs in Northern Cali, I would swear my life on it.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit and Philly Cheesesteak? My first Philly Cheese with 'wiz was almost a religious experience. Usually I find the fact that greasy juice is pouring out of a sandwich kind of disgusting, but with a Philly Cheese, it's like it's weeping tears of joy that you're eating it.
Fuck I'm hungry
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link
gtfo with Eskimo Icecream. Makes me sad/angry thinking about how much that would NOT taste at all like icecream.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Right now I'm imagining an Inuit gangsta rapper saying: "Yo! Whassup, my eskimoh?"
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, July 28, 2003
― buzza, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i am a cheesesteak purist so i rarely order them cuz restaurants rarely get them right outside of the tri-state area. out in california people do stupid things with cheesesteaks like adding lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise. it's a crime.
― and then peaced (get bent), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't wait for the Sufjan Stevens album/self-inflicted obesity documentary.
― seandalai, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link
The thing I want most out of all of these things is a corn dog. /minnesotan
― Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm not sure i can make it past the eskimo ice cream. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
ok the breakfast burrito is to share between a large family gathering right? right? going through this list may make me cry.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
10 layer cake! otoh picture has fruit in it, and thus it is currently my vote.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link
how is a mountain of bacon a blt? where is the lt? and poor family of pigs it must take to make that.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
turducken: another reason i hate 'synergy'
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link
livermush: lol name but not as scary as the rest.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
double down - if there was a picture of george w. bush/hacksaw jim duggan eating this that picture would go under 'america' in my homemade dictionary.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link
braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains... on a small bun.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
most wtf replacement for a bread bun: chicken v. krispy kreme - fite!
(wtf would you want a sugary doughnut bun for a burger? fools!)
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link
no-one can fit that arizona burger in their mouth, come on.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
garbage plate - what about the macaroni salad makes it a salad? Does America just assume that by putting 'salad' on to a menu makes a meal a bit healthier? def gonna have a garbage plate, the salad will do my insides some good
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
cannot hate on a pizza even if the fat content is 5 times yr daily allowance. just a bargain imo, 5 days food for one go.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link
delaware just providing a pastry? slacking imo
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link
i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link
cookies can't be evil even if they are big.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link
2 foot hot dog - when something is as tall as my nephew, maybe it is too big.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link
virginia offers..... a serving of ham. surely they could do better than part of a sunday roast.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:29 (thirteen years ago) link
empanadas: also disappointing. a normal pastry is not enough to make a guy throw up and thus is not enough for the list.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link
the double double is actually talking to me.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
and now i am back from a meeting, i will continue the most pointless liveblogging of discovery
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link
coleslaw cool, fries cool, deep fried poo droppings not cool arkansaw
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link
fat darrwll supposedly involves both lettuce and tomato, presumably they have become that thing rotting on the roll. fries in a sandwich like this is smh material
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
redonkadonk wins on name alone. it is a meat platter within two grilled cheese sandwiches. 1. if you cannot attempt to fit it your mouth it isn't a sandwich imo. 2. lol the token layer of unidentifable salad leaves.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
surely texas can do better than a corndog? how do you eat it, is it still in a bun? because two layers of carbs around the dog seems wasteful [lol].
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
rocky mountain fried poo drops
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:33 (thirteen years ago) link
iowa's nuclear beef sundae
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously that is not a 'food'
idaho presents a baked potato. smh.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
new mexico presents a fun meal to share with friends
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link
monster thick burger looks like it would give godzilla a belly ache.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link
flamethrower looks like a pussy compared to the monster. lettuce? what a gay 1/2lb burger.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link