Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

double down - if there was a picture of george w. bush/hacksaw jim duggan eating this that picture would go under 'america' in my homemade dictionary.

braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains... on a small bun.

most wtf replacement for a bread bun: chicken v. krispy kreme - fite!

(wtf would you want a sugary doughnut bun for a burger? fools!)

no-one can fit that arizona burger in their mouth, come on.

garbage plate - what about the macaroni salad makes it a salad? Does America just assume that by putting 'salad' on to a menu makes a meal a bit healthier? def gonna have a garbage plate, the salad will do my insides some good

cannot hate on a pizza even if the fat content is 5 times yr daily allowance. just a bargain imo, 5 days food for one go.

delaware just providing a pastry? slacking imo

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

cookies can't be evil even if they are big.

2 foot hot dog - when something is as tall as my nephew, maybe it is too big.

virginia offers..... a serving of ham. surely they could do better than part of a sunday roast.

empanadas: also disappointing. a normal pastry is not enough to make a guy throw up and thus is not enough for the list.

the double double is actually talking to me.

and now i am back from a meeting, i will continue the most pointless liveblogging of discovery

coleslaw cool, fries cool, deep fried poo droppings not cool arkansaw

fat darrwll supposedly involves both lettuce and tomato, presumably they have become that thing rotting on the roll. fries in a sandwich like this is smh material

redonkadonk wins on name alone. it is a meat platter within two grilled cheese sandwiches. 1. if you cannot attempt to fit it your mouth it isn't a sandwich imo. 2. lol the token layer of unidentifable salad leaves.

surely texas can do better than a corndog? how do you eat it, is it still in a bun? because two layers of carbs around the dog seems wasteful [lol].

rocky mountain fried poo drops

iowa's nuclear beef sundae

seriously that is not a 'food'

idaho presents a baked potato. smh.

new mexico presents a fun meal to share with friends

monster thick burger looks like it would give godzilla a belly ache.

flamethrower looks like a pussy compared to the monster. lettuce? what a gay 1/2lb burger.

You hate fun.

i am <3 this, what you on about?

talking of which, mud pie actually looks yum.

and then i take it all back as someone throws up in a roll and calls it maine lobster

beignets also look fun, like christmas croissants.

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

No, why?

I cannot tell if the Fleischkuechle looks awesome or rongrongrong

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the sausage biscuit bowl seems to lack sausages biscuits and a bowl. idgi

i take it back; hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner in my mouth

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

well now we know conclusively that you are not an American

bread covered in sugar whats not to love its essentially all you need in life

tennessee's burger looks like an ejoyable meal and if you ignore the blurb underneath it, you wouldn't think it deserved to be here.

a scone the size of yr head sounds FUCKING MARVELLOUS kudos utah

1 vermonster kills 12 people: another day in vermont.

crab louis salad idgi even the blurb makes it seem fine

lamb chops? the intern who made this list got bored halfway through, huh?

fried cheese turds back on track well done wisconsin

nebraska offers chocolate ice creams? this intern better have got fired.

this list is fucking hysterical

like, how do you even put brain sandwiches on the same list as corn dogs

and why are there so many entries from national chains that are not actually particular to any one state

clam chowder has cream in it - shock horror. srs this list became no fun v quickly

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

philly cheesesteak makes me wonder what CHEESE WHIZ is? I hope it does not involve actual wiz.