Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

new mexico presents a fun meal to share with friends

monster thick burger looks like it would give godzilla a belly ache.

flamethrower looks like a pussy compared to the monster. lettuce? what a gay 1/2lb burger.

You hate fun.

i am <3 this, what you on about?

talking of which, mud pie actually looks yum.

and then i take it all back as someone throws up in a roll and calls it maine lobster

beignets also look fun, like christmas croissants.

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

No, why?

I cannot tell if the Fleischkuechle looks awesome or rongrongrong

http://snsimages.tribune.com/media/photo/2010-07/55042798.jpg

the sausage biscuit bowl seems to lack sausages biscuits and a bowl. idgi

i take it back; hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner in my mouth

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me

well now we know conclusively that you are not an American

bread covered in sugar whats not to love its essentially all you need in life

tennessee's burger looks like an ejoyable meal and if you ignore the blurb underneath it, you wouldn't think it deserved to be here.

a scone the size of yr head sounds FUCKING MARVELLOUS kudos utah

1 vermonster kills 12 people: another day in vermont.

crab louis salad idgi even the blurb makes it seem fine

lamb chops? the intern who made this list got bored halfway through, huh?

fried cheese turds back on track well done wisconsin

nebraska offers chocolate ice creams? this intern better have got fired.

this list is fucking hysterical

like, how do you even put brain sandwiches on the same list as corn dogs

and why are there so many entries from national chains that are not actually particular to any one state

clam chowder has cream in it - shock horror. srs this list became no fun v quickly

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

philly cheesesteak makes me wonder what CHEESE WHIZ is? I hope it does not involve actual wiz.

neveda gets... a buffet? seriously? i might write the chicago tribune a letter of complaint. or am i really to believe that all you can eat places are just a vegas thing?

I laughed a lot at that

thank you west virginia! that is a beast. possibly a literal beast. its bigger than that guys smackable face!

and that was an enjoyable way to waste time i should have spent more wisely

think i'm going to vote the headsized scone

iowa's nuclear beef sundae

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seriously that is not a 'food'

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ehh the ingredients listed sound not only reasonable but delicious HOWEVER whatever those yellow bits in the photo should be called it is not "cheddar cheese"

Most of the giganto-burgers and garbage plates just look stupid to me, and not at all appetizing. (Quadruple Bypass Burger: "Patrons weighing over 350 pounds eat for free.") I also don't have much of a sweet tooth.

Since this is a U.S. based survey, they missed out on poutine, which I might have voted for.

Fried catfish for me.

Voted Crab Louie as the least resistable of the lot.

still lolling that this list is comparing "Eskimo ice cream" to things like lobster rolls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ

love meats but this vid made me want these people to be eaten by a wild hungry pig

WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER

So much of this list is so half-assed.

I will give grudging props to them giving Kentucky the Double Down

GRUDGING

sad lolz at 20 pictures of 16-storey cheeseburgers covered in cream and deep-fried, served in a bucket of macaroni cheese and bacon rinds, followed by "hi guys, you know this lamb chop is bad, right? right?!"

sadder lolz at my terrible sweet tooth (salty tooth, fatty tooth): some of these look pretty great and/or the sort of thing I would eat w/o thinking that I was having a shocking rare treat and should eat nothing but lettuce for the next 150 days afterwards

Deep-fried crabmeat
A Loco Moco
Chocolate chip cookies
Empanadas
Arkansas catfish
Mississippi Mud Pie
Maine Lobster Roll
Fleischkuechie
Sausage Biscuit Bowl
Charred BBQ Ends
Utah Scone
Crab Louis Salad <= without the pickles, h8 pickles
Fried Cheese Curds
New England Clam Chowder
Philly Cheesesteak

^^actively want to eat these, would not even have to be hungover

a lot of these just appear to be acceptable food, but 5 times as much of it as one would normally consume, like the sundry burgers with 94939344 patties per dish.

i did actually say "holy christ" out loud when the luther burger popped up though :/

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry when i was in miami two weeks ago, they were so so delicious and did not seem particularly unhealthy

voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.

fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously

especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing

i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry

That sounds delicious

i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough

I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.

I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/