i take it back; hot weiners is the best and i want a hot weiner in my mouth
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
burnt fat in tin foil makes no sense to me
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
well now we know conclusively that you are not an American
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link
bread covered in sugar whats not to love its essentially all you need in life
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
tennessee's burger looks like an ejoyable meal and if you ignore the blurb underneath it, you wouldn't think it deserved to be here.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
a scone the size of yr head sounds FUCKING MARVELLOUS kudos utah
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link
1 vermonster kills 12 people: another day in vermont.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
crab louis salad idgi even the blurb makes it seem fine
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lamb chops? the intern who made this list got bored halfway through, huh?
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
fried cheese turds back on track well done wisconsin
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link
nebraska offers chocolate ice creams? this intern better have got fired.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
this list is fucking hysterical
like, how do you even put brain sandwiches on the same list as corn dogs
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
and why are there so many entries from national chains that are not actually particular to any one state
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
clam chowder has cream in it - shock horror. srs this list became no fun v quickly
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
WTF THEY GAVE CHEESE CURDS TO WISCONSIN WHILE MINNESOTA GETS A DAIRY QUEEN BURGER
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
philly cheesesteak makes me wonder what CHEESE WHIZ is? I hope it does not involve actual wiz.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link
neveda gets... a buffet? seriously? i might write the chicago tribune a letter of complaint. or am i really to believe that all you can eat places are just a vegas thing?
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I laughed a lot at that
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link
thank you west virginia! that is a beast. possibly a literal beast. its bigger than that guys smackable face!
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
and that was an enjoyable way to waste time i should have spent more wisely
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
think i'm going to vote the headsized scone
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
iowa's nuclear beef sundae
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 14:34 (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
seriously that is not a 'food'
ehh the ingredients listed sound not only reasonable but delicious HOWEVER whatever those yellow bits in the photo should be called it is not "cheddar cheese"
― cthulhu thuggin (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Most of the giganto-burgers and garbage plates just look stupid to me, and not at all appetizing. (Quadruple Bypass Burger: "Patrons weighing over 350 pounds eat for free.") I also don't have much of a sweet tooth.
Since this is a U.S. based survey, they missed out on poutine, which I might have voted for.
Fried catfish for me.
― The animal magnetism of Tim Pawlenty (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
Voted Crab Louie as the least resistable of the lot.
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
still lolling that this list is comparing "Eskimo ice cream" to things like lobster rolls
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xc5wIpUenQ
love meats but this vid made me want these people to be eaten by a wild hungry pig
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
So much of this list is so half-assed.
― Miss Garrote (Eric H.), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link
I will give grudging props to them giving Kentucky the Double Down
GRUDGING
― ali-baba-boob-job-bomb.jpg (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
sad lolz at 20 pictures of 16-storey cheeseburgers covered in cream and deep-fried, served in a bucket of macaroni cheese and bacon rinds, followed by "hi guys, you know this lamb chop is bad, right? right?!"
sadder lolz at my terrible sweet tooth (salty tooth, fatty tooth): some of these look pretty great and/or the sort of thing I would eat w/o thinking that I was having a shocking rare treat and should eat nothing but lettuce for the next 150 days afterwards
― moiré eel (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Deep-fried crabmeatA Loco MocoChocolate chip cookiesEmpanadasArkansas catfishMississippi Mud PieMaine Lobster RollFleischkuechieSausage Biscuit BowlCharred BBQ EndsUtah SconeCrab Louis Salad <= without the pickles, h8 picklesFried Cheese CurdsNew England Clam ChowderPhilly Cheesesteak
^^actively want to eat these, would not even have to be hungover
a lot of these just appear to be acceptable food, but 5 times as much of it as one would normally consume, like the sundry burgers with 94939344 patties per dish.
i did actually say "holy christ" out loud when the luther burger popped up though :/
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry when i was in miami two weeks ago, they were so so delicious and did not seem particularly unhealthy
voting maine lobster roll, anyway. doesn't seem inordinately fatty to me.
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
fried cheese curds will change your life, seriously
― Joe Wasp (DJP), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
especially given that i love cheese in literally all of its forms, i'm guessing
i had lobster empanadas with squid-ink pastry
That sounds delicious
― Dis-moi ce que tu manges, je te dirai ce que tu es. (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link
i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen. Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.
― That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/
― cthulhu thuggin (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Chicken Fried SteakIngredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?
has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?
it's chicken-fried steak
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link
I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard
― banshun, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 29 November 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.
― Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Monday, 29 November 2010 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link
breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham
― sleepingbag, Monday, 29 November 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link
The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!
― Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:34 (thirteen years ago) link
i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.
― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)
― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Monday, 29 November 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.
― Ignore Me! (Viceroy), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link