Tastiest of America's Most Fattiest Foods

i had them at this place - http://www.olamiami.com/ - which i can't recommend highly enough

I can't stop my horror over Eskimo icecream. Reminds me of the episode of Dirty Jobs where this couple make bird food out of rendered fat and insects; at one point I think Mike is stirring up a giant tub of fat with maggots and it was one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen.
Eskimos, I heart you but your icecream terrifies me.

I thought that the incident the Luther Burger is named in tribute to was an urban myth? Feel like they're slandering a dead man :/

Chicken Fried Steak
Ingredients: Beef, egg, milk, salt, pepper, flour.

has anyone noticed that beef != chicken before?

it's chicken-fried steak

I have a serious respect for the Eskimo ice cream because it's the most efficient fat delivery system out of all of the fatty foods on the list, which I understand is pretty key for folks who live in the Arctic.

luther burger vs. beignet. if you don't pick one of the ones from the south then i just smh at u so hard

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Yeah a lot of these are bad as much because of HOLY HELL WHAT IS WITH THE PORTION SIZE WTF. I mean, that breakfast burrito. Get tae fuck, no one person would eat all that.

breakfast burritos are mega-delicious and yet i've never been served one w/12 eggs and a full pound of ham

The writing on this is maddening. "ultra-fatty shortening" – shortening is just fat.

Also IMO it is cheating to have both "Native American frybread" and the "Utah scone" because they are exactly the same thing!

i once took a poo while hungover and needed to throw up before i had a chance to flush the loo, layering my sick on my poo: the loco moco. hawaii is winning in the eww race so far.

― wheezy f baby (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 12:24 (5 days ago)

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woot! I voted for the double double. Fucking good and hard to believe it is as fatty as it is.