Chipotle sucks.

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omg foodie lauren shows up

cutty, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Those citations don't seem like the gross kind, really? I mean, how many times a day are you supposed to wash your utensils, when they sit in the pot of beans at a near-boil? And so delicious.

My problem with the Burritoville product was with general stuff like really starchy, tasteless rice, not specifically my variety of burrito. But I'll try again, sometime when it's less inconvenient.

Laurel, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:40 (sixteen years ago) link

SIGNS not posted? I'm hardly going to stop eating somewhere because their "International sign for choking" poster is missing.

Laurel, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

hi cutty.

lauren, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:41 (sixteen years ago) link

uh, PERSONAL CLEANLINESS INADEQUATE

cutty, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

and it says no utensil.. they were using their hands to scoop the beans out the pot

cutty, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

u do the maths

cutty, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:43 (sixteen years ago) link

i wonder how taco places in mexico would do if inspected by nyc heath dept.

mizzell, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:44 (sixteen years ago) link

really starchy = short-grain, brown, i.e. healthy, even moreso w/ wheat tortilla. beans stewed in beer don't appeal to laurel?

my only problem is light on the acid, but that's easily solved w/ xtra pico de gallo and/or lemon (i reserve for beef)

gabbneb, Monday, 31 March 2008 20:45 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually they have a spoon for the beans, but I've seen her use her hands to scoop up the servings of lettuce, tomato, and lime wedges that garnish the platters. I suppose it would be okay if she had plastic gloves on and changed them after every serving? But oh well.

Laurel, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Chipotle is finally coming to Des Moines. I am preparing to find housing closer to its proposed site.

This is all.

mh, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:21 (sixteen years ago) link

chipotle is good; i have burrito places i like better but if chipotle is my only option i'm perfectly okay with it. i appreciate that they keep it simple and don't try to trick it out baja fresh style.

get bent, Monday, 31 March 2008 21:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I might just be a total slut for Mexican food, but given the choice of Chipotle, Baja Fresh, Qdoba, and any of the small local places, I'm good with all of the above (and probably go to each roughly once a month). I like Chipotle's burritos because they have that corn salsa and you can go heavy on cheese/guacamole, but the burritos are pretty much the only thing I like there and they're a little limited. If I want a quesadilla I'll go to Qdoba. And if I want to pig out and get a side of chips and a bunch of extra sauces & peppers I'll go to Baja Fresh. California Tortilla is kinda nice for the novelty of their different flavors, but I don't like them enough to go there unless someone else wants to. And of course there are pros and cons to local places but like Tombot said it's pointless to explain what those are on a message board full of people who mostly live far far away.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:09 (sixteen years ago) link

Cannot condone this place. Get something 94x better at 1/3 the price at a good taqueria. And even better, you don't have to go inside a Chipotle.

wanko ergo sum, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:18 (sixteen years ago) link

^^for realz

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:20 (sixteen years ago) link

agreed, i love my neighborhood taqueria.

Jordan, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Guys the lamest place in America is WELCOME TO MOE'S - except! that they have fish tacos. They are pretty much the ONLY place here that serves fish tacos.

nickalicious, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I am lucky to live 2 blocks away from a great little Mexican place called CIELITO LINDO that does a LUNCH BUFFET! Also there's this little taqueria down by the courthouse that I for some reason only go to after court dates/paying fines/etc. Which is a shame because it's excellent.

nickalicious, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:49 (sixteen years ago) link

best mexi-fast food place I can think of is Rubio's but I think they're strictly Cali.

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

and their specialty is fish tacos

Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah I basically lived my entire life up to 6 months ago thinking fish tacos were gross on a conceptual level, before actually trying one and being SUPER into them now.

Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

ha! My friend's cat is named after Rubio's...because of their fish tacos! Everyone just calls him Ru now though.

nickalicious, Monday, 31 March 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago) link

I had Burritoville recently and it was Not Good -- I mean, edible but srsly not a burrito I'd go out of my way for

I got banned from noize broads for saying this!

Hurting 2, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I think Baja Fresh is the best fast food mex chain in my area, but I think the nearest one to me closed down and I haven't even had reason to go to that one since I worked at Kaplan a while back and would pass it on the way home. There's a Qdoba in Hoboken, but there's a good taqueria walking distance from my place so that's pretty much where I get my fix.

Hurting 2, Monday, 31 March 2008 23:21 (sixteen years ago) link

don't go to B'ville for mexican food, I go for merkin-style burritos. my local offers actual corn tortillas for the merkin-style tacos, tho.

-- gabbneb, Monday, March 31, 2008 8:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

i can't decide if i'm impressed or disappointed that no one said anything about this

n/a, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

MERKIN STYLE TACOS guys come on

n/a, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 12:59 (sixteen years ago) link

it's not even better than other huge mexican subway chains like moe's or qdoba

-- J0rdan S., Monday, March 31, 2008 8:08 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

ding ding ding

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

(except with the added "why does everyone but me think this place is so great?" wtf-annoyance factor)

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:24 (sixteen years ago) link

every taco or burrito I ate in California, including random fast food ones >>>> Qdoba/Baja Fresh/Chipotle. Maybe I was just lucky.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I think maybe we need a 'your local taqueria/taco truck' thread.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link

the most average mexican place in CA would give those chains a run for their money

carne asada, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:28 (sixteen years ago) link

forget about any local favorites

carne asada, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Does El Pollo Loco exist anywhere besides Chicago and SoCal? It's pretty good.

dan m, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

(and Mexico obv.)

dan m, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

by "random fast food ones" I meant "random CA chain ones"

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link

one of the many reasons I live in California.

x-post

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link

true,freakin taco bell is even better in california
xpost

carne asada, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I haven't seen 'em (El Pollo Loco) for a while, but there used to be a few here in Austin.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man totally going to chipotle for lunch in 15

impudent harlot, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

There's Pollo Loco in the Bay Area

Michael White, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link

looks like the only place pollo loco isn't is the mid-atlantic.

I don't get california dining. you guys have no crab cakes. fuck that noise. plus why so easy on the hot sauce? pussies.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:23 (sixteen years ago) link

one of my faves

C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:28 (sixteen years ago) link

In the phrase MERKIN STYLE TACOS it feels like "merkin" is a verb (synonym of accumulating) and "style tacos" is like some obscure fashion industry term for street cred.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Man, check out this guy with his crazy use of straps and leather...dude is MERKIN STYLE TACOS I'll tell you what.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm hungry.

nickalicious, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

but "merk"(/"murk"/"merc") already means something!

bernard snowy, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

pube wig tacos

sexyDancer, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 18:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't get california dining. you guys have no crab cakes. fuck that noise.

dude there aren't as many crabs here. altho I do like crabcakes and eat them regularly. also hot sauce.

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

see hot sauce thread, I'm sure there's lots of Cali posters on there

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 1 April 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link


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