Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

I've been trying to mellow out more, knowing that it's kind of nifty to see tourists taking in the sights of my hometown even though they're apparently clueless to how a four-way stop works. Hitting a red light because someone was going to slow is going to delay my journey by what, 90 seconds? I think my job will still be there in the morning and my kids will still be there in the afternoon.

Now I hit red lights and take pictures like these with my iPhone:

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And yes, I get the phone put away before the light turns green.

That said, I will bang on your windows and try to dent your trunk if you try to run me over while I'm rightfully walking through a crosswalk.

if u delay me thru an orange light i will hunt u down, tbh. But other than that we're cool

Ps 4 way xroads are mind boggling

they're not that difficult.

not with my eyes closed and horn blaring to warn everyone else, sure

am I the only one unsettled by Tuomas' uncharacteristic burst of misanthropy?? this is like one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

I was born and have always lived in this city, so ire towards those who "just moved from the countryside" people who can't/don't want to learn the ways of city living is one of the few irrational hatreds towards random people that I have. Like those people who move from a single house to an apartment building in the city, and then complain about every little noise their neighbours make. In the city you just have tolerate a certain amount of noise, if you can't handle that, move back to the country. Or those people who move to the city to study and are happy to live here before they have kids, but after that they just have to move to country house in one of the neighbouring boroughs because "urban life is so dangerous" or "city life isn't good for the kids", taking away their tax money from the city, but still commuting 3 hours a day and polluting the air because they still need to have a job in the city.

Country folk who have adapted to the city life are fine by me though, I've even dated a few of those.

what about when the city ppl starve all winter bcos they partied all summer, eh?

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Tuomas' WDYLL Jan 2011 pic

Likewise, I still haven't met any city folk who can drive a party barge correctly.

yeah, this commuter stuff gets at me, too, but mostly when people are walking....sooo....slowly.....because they're on their fuckin cellular devices. put it away and start walking, or find a place to stand that's out of the way so that other people can walk.

friggin formatting errors on yahoo's news websites. like yahoo all you're doing is c+ping AP stories anyway you wanna maybe read through it once or what. and then sometimes they leave in these wonky editor corrections that look inadvertent. shame on me for reading AP stories i guess. i actually boycotted google news when they changed their style layout a few months back, too lazy to get back in the habit even though they caved and changed it back.

Irritation number 552

Commuters with bicycles. Not the "solid ones", the foldaway ones that are SOO portable, they wheel them up to the door of the train, then fold them away immediately in front of the door, then wander down the aisle carrying it, depositing oil (prob) on people sitting, then they stow them in the overhead luggage rack and so on...

I have a completely irrational hatred of Brompton bikers. I guess it's similar to the sentiments expressed in that South Park episode about San Franciscans driving hybrid cars - collapsible cyclists must just sit around smelling their own farts all day.

When I'm walking in town I try to treat it like driving, so if someone's in a hurry I stay out of their way, pay attention for people coming up behind me if I'm changing direction, try not to drift across "lanes" etc. Lots of people seem to be set at "random fucking around" which is fine for them & therefore makes me irrationally angry (like it's not *that* hard for me to step around an old lady who's stopped abruptly in a doorway but it doesn't stop me from muttering a "fuck's sake" as I go past).

i got angry recently when i couldn't self assemble a chest of drawers from ikea. i took my top off and tied a tie around my head, at one point i felt like putting war paint on my face. it was very difficult and i wondered "how would a pensioner manage this?"

at the end i saw in the instructions that it said "assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated. however the chest of drawers still isn't quite right. i don't mind though

i kind of liked the angry feeling, sort of like going into battle. i don't generally get angry about small things. or even big things as long as everyone has their health is the main thing

"assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated

I'd have been even more angry. Why couldn't they have said that before purchase?

Or those people who move to the city to study and are happy to live here before they have kids, but after that they just have to move to country house in one of the neighbouring boroughs because "urban life is so dangerous" or "city life isn't good for the kids", taking away their tax money from the city, but still commuting 3 hours a day and polluting the air because they still need to have a job in the city.

tuomas...otm??

surprised this rings true in finland

Probably less true than in the US, but it's definitely a trend that's been getting stronger in the last 15 years or so.

When I'm walking in town I try to treat it like driving

Winner is u. If you wouldn't do it in a car, quit fukken doing it on the sidewalk because I WILL run into you and I have great insurance.

"assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated

I'd have been even more angry. Why couldn't they have said that before purchase?

i think it said it at the beginning of the document that came with it - i just didn't notice

oh man Ikea defines this thread. And for the record Mr Veg & I assembled our tv stand together and it was no less nightmarish. RARRR!

ikea shit drives me nuts. we bought a entertainment center when we bought our house and i tried to put it together alone. I threw more screwdrivers around that day.

dont wanna draw more hate but cmon ikea stuff is pretty easy to put together guys!

I once put a large Ikea bureau almost completely together before I realized I had the back part on backwards. I had to disassemble the entire thing and start over.

people who say shit like "c'mon it's easy!!!"

Between these last posts and the box store thread, I'm kinda glad I've never been to an IKEA or put their stuff together.

I like the Pavement song though.

well full disclosure yes i've put a bed together upside down, but i mean i pay a bit more attention since

The only IKEA thing that I couldn't assemble all by myself was the giant EXPEDIT shelf.

the hulk and bruce banner together would struggle with that one alright

Would love to see an Ikea ep of "I Love Lucy"

- when instructions for anything (usually software) say "Simply [...]"

Fuck off, if it was simple I wouldn't be reading the goddamn instructions

I think it might have been easy for two people. I couldn't understand how i was supposed to be pushing on two ends of the chest of drawers at the same time, when both ends were kind of far apart. thats when i tied the tie around my head. then somehow i was sort of managing to push in both ends even though i thought this is kind of impossible how can i be in two places at once, thats when i started thinking about putting camouflage face paint on

lol

the last time i tried to assemble a flatpack thing - a small ikea bookcase in my second year of university - it took three days of tears and yelling and getting nowhere before i threw it out of the window in anger. it sat in our garden all year. it may well still be there.

since then assembling flatpack shit is officially something i Do Not Do. i am able to live perfectly well without it. i would rather use cardboard boxes as furniture than touch flatpack shit again.

oh something else that people think is innocuous that makes me angry - people thinking it's ok to look down on others for not cooking or eating pre-packaged food or whatever. if u love cooking so much i freely invite u to come and cook for me! there, thought not.

how is that even possible

like, I don't consider myself particularly handy but I have never had an issue/problem assembling furniture

do I have the weird mutant ability to read and understand furniture assembly directions?

whe i read furniture assembly instructions i almost always understand them - the issues arise when the actual construction inexplicably doesn't work even though I AM FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER IT'S JUST NOT WORKING AAARGHHHH KILL KILL

oh something else that people think is innocuous that makes me angry - people thinking it's ok to look down on others for not cooking or eating pre-packaged food or whatever. if u love cooking so much i freely invite u to come and cook for me! there, thought not.

I go through this so often, it doesn't even faze me anymore.

Thing that makes me irrationally angry: Having to make dinner, again.

dishwashers where you need to clean the dishes first.

The one time I was burned by furniture assembly was when I stripped a screw trying to back out of a mistake but that was resolved by a 10 minute trip to Home Depot.

I'm actually thinking about all of the stuff in our house; I put together all but 2 of the bookshelves, the TV stand, the computer desk, the bed, the futon, all of the shelving in the closet, the free-standing unit in the bathroom and the bathroom towel racks. Oh, and I also rehung the bathroom door.

I guess I should stop fronting on the "I am not that handy" front, although I've never like built something from scratch. Except for a doghouse when I was 9. And I helped my dad and brothers build a deck when I was 12. I'm shutting up now.

xp not as bad as people who do the washing up so badly that you need to do it all over again.

How much more difficult is IKEA stuff to put together than the usual "some assembly required" items you get at Target or Office Depot? And why?

LOLLLLL as I offer Lex cooked meals (and lessons on how to cook them) on the reg - I will teach you Scotch eggs, Lex - I reserve the right to be a learn-to-cook stan.

Furniture assembly doesn't bug me. I tend to scream with angst if I break any kind of crockery, or spill paint.

Also, Dan, in MN 'I am not handy' means 'I do not know how to ready a bit of frozen lake for ice fishing, but I can build a kick-ass fire!'

Ledge: That, too.

IKEA: if a shelf or vaguely box-shaped thing like a dresser needs two people to put it together, why not just put one end against a wall and push from the other end?

I mean, as 1 person trying to do a 2-person job.

I'm not a handyman either, but I haven't had much trouble putting desks and dressers together. I look at it like, "Ooh, instead of a model 78 Dodge Charger, I'm putting together a model of a bureau, actual size!"

your meals are appreciated suzy!

as for learning to cook - have had several offers. as i explained to my friends pip and dan the other day - i can follow a recipe and produce something nice. i'll just have three nervous breakdowns and go through hell en route. it's NEVER worth it just to have to wash up in 15 minutes at the end. the challenge isn't so much teaching me how to cook, it's teaching me how to enjoy cooking (inc the entirely separate hell of ingredients shopping beforehand).

"why not just put one end against a wall and simply push from the other end?"

why not just NOT BOTHER - i can stack my books on the FLOOR if needs be. bookcase that i have to assemble myself = strictly not necessary.