Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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God, can't you guys talk about how pretty a bunch of ugly skanks are over in the appletini bar?

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:37 (eighteen years ago)

I kid.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think we need another thread for Surmounter's List Of Nondissable Famous Ladies

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

OMG!! mary?? she's full of class! skank, she said!

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha =P

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:38 (eighteen years ago)

who was hotter: mary or lucy

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

too tough.

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, I don't understand you at all!

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

JESUS is too tough?!

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

how has surmounter managed to extend this thread to 450+ posts

J0rdan S., Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

well, they used to be on back to back on nick@nite!

lol no not JESUS, mary vs. lucy is 2 tough!

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus: too tough. SJP: gorgeous! Mother Mary: too slutty?

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

oh, xpost

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol mother mary

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

i think what we need to address is lindsay's music career. have we heard this?

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

just in general. i guess i'm not too aware of the teenpop scene at large, but it's rather an alarming sound.

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

I know that the cover photo on that album was a really bad choice.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

Sur, I wrote something about one of Lindsay's song.

jaymc, Thursday, 21 February 2008 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

ha! love it!

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

i think what we need to address is lindsay's music career. have we heard this?

-- Surmounter, Thursday, February 21, 2008 12:52 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

just in general. i guess i'm not too aware of the teenpop scene at large, but it's rather an alarming sound.

-- Surmounter, Thursday, February 21, 2008 12:53 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

looooool you need to get with dabug and big frank k. they'll take care of you.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 21 February 2008 09:32 (eighteen years ago)

dabug using "the sharpness of Lindsay's phrasing" as a standard by which to measure other singers was really the o_O moment where I stopped being polite about the whole teenpop thing.

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

SHE'S TYLER MOORE
SHE'S MARY

HI DERE, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Alex otm, that shit was ridiculous.

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

R-I-D-U-L-O-S!

Mark G, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

Roxy, the rockist.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

Not being impressed by the (nonexistent)sharpness of Lindsay Lohan's phrasing = rockist!

roxymuzak, Thursday, 21 February 2008 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

haha

Surmounter, Thursday, 21 February 2008 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

MARCIA, MARCIA
DREAM IN COLOR

Spencer Chow, Thursday, 21 February 2008 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.joesportsfan.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/mayweathercenalohan.JPG

marmotwolof, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:07 (eighteen years ago)

tan mustache

Surmounter, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:09 (eighteen years ago)

i read that url as www.jortsfan.com

electricsound, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 06:27 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus, that's Shane, isn't it? He's already inheriting his father's hair color.

kingfish, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 07:20 (eighteen years ago)

Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe

gr8080, Thursday, 6 March 2008 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

fuccen lollllll

gff, Thursday, 6 March 2008 04:00 (eighteen years ago)

Wow
That's enough to make a straight man (comic pause) even straighter

StanM, Thursday, 6 March 2008 06:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7279012.stm

Living Lohan?

Mark G, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:23 (eighteen years ago)

it's a bit The Return Of The Revenge Of The Living Lohan innit?

StanM, Thursday, 6 March 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/03/lindsay-lohan-sex-tape.php

omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

that's not ILX's Calum, right?

StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

i knew calum ilx would deliver. but aren't sex tapes so naughties passe??

stevienixed, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

every time this thread gets revived i always think she's dead.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have the same reaction to the Ebert thread.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

if lindsay dies we should post the news to the ebert thread

omar little, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

And then kill ebert.

SeekAltRoute, Thursday, 20 March 2008 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

lololol @ Surmounter calling Sarah Jessica Parker hot on this thread.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 20 March 2008 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

haha whatever! she isn't who she is b/c she's extremely painful to look at! please!

Surmounter, Friday, 21 March 2008 00:35 (eighteen years ago)

:P

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 21 March 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_56a.jpg

banriquit, Friday, 21 March 2008 10:36 (eighteen years ago)


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