Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

When I'm walking in town I try to treat it like driving, so if someone's in a hurry I stay out of their way, pay attention for people coming up behind me if I'm changing direction, try not to drift across "lanes" etc. Lots of people seem to be set at "random fucking around" which is fine for them & therefore makes me irrationally angry (like it's not *that* hard for me to step around an old lady who's stopped abruptly in a doorway but it doesn't stop me from muttering a "fuck's sake" as I go past).

i got angry recently when i couldn't self assemble a chest of drawers from ikea. i took my top off and tied a tie around my head, at one point i felt like putting war paint on my face. it was very difficult and i wondered "how would a pensioner manage this?"

at the end i saw in the instructions that it said "assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated. however the chest of drawers still isn't quite right. i don't mind though

i kind of liked the angry feeling, sort of like going into battle. i don't generally get angry about small things. or even big things as long as everyone has their health is the main thing

"assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated

I'd have been even more angry. Why couldn't they have said that before purchase?

Or those people who move to the city to study and are happy to live here before they have kids, but after that they just have to move to country house in one of the neighbouring boroughs because "urban life is so dangerous" or "city life isn't good for the kids", taking away their tax money from the city, but still commuting 3 hours a day and polluting the air because they still need to have a job in the city.

tuomas...otm??

surprised this rings true in finland

Probably less true than in the US, but it's definitely a trend that's been getting stronger in the last 15 years or so.

When I'm walking in town I try to treat it like driving

Winner is u. If you wouldn't do it in a car, quit fukken doing it on the sidewalk because I WILL run into you and I have great insurance.

"assembly requires 2 people". my anger completely dissipated

I'd have been even more angry. Why couldn't they have said that before purchase?

i think it said it at the beginning of the document that came with it - i just didn't notice

oh man Ikea defines this thread. And for the record Mr Veg & I assembled our tv stand together and it was no less nightmarish. RARRR!

ikea shit drives me nuts. we bought a entertainment center when we bought our house and i tried to put it together alone. I threw more screwdrivers around that day.

dont wanna draw more hate but cmon ikea stuff is pretty easy to put together guys!

I once put a large Ikea bureau almost completely together before I realized I had the back part on backwards. I had to disassemble the entire thing and start over.

people who say shit like "c'mon it's easy!!!"

Between these last posts and the box store thread, I'm kinda glad I've never been to an IKEA or put their stuff together.

I like the Pavement song though.

well full disclosure yes i've put a bed together upside down, but i mean i pay a bit more attention since

The only IKEA thing that I couldn't assemble all by myself was the giant EXPEDIT shelf.

the hulk and bruce banner together would struggle with that one alright

Would love to see an Ikea ep of "I Love Lucy"

- when instructions for anything (usually software) say "Simply [...]"

Fuck off, if it was simple I wouldn't be reading the goddamn instructions

I think it might have been easy for two people. I couldn't understand how i was supposed to be pushing on two ends of the chest of drawers at the same time, when both ends were kind of far apart. thats when i tied the tie around my head. then somehow i was sort of managing to push in both ends even though i thought this is kind of impossible how can i be in two places at once, thats when i started thinking about putting camouflage face paint on

lol

the last time i tried to assemble a flatpack thing - a small ikea bookcase in my second year of university - it took three days of tears and yelling and getting nowhere before i threw it out of the window in anger. it sat in our garden all year. it may well still be there.

since then assembling flatpack shit is officially something i Do Not Do. i am able to live perfectly well without it. i would rather use cardboard boxes as furniture than touch flatpack shit again.

oh something else that people think is innocuous that makes me angry - people thinking it's ok to look down on others for not cooking or eating pre-packaged food or whatever. if u love cooking so much i freely invite u to come and cook for me! there, thought not.

how is that even possible

like, I don't consider myself particularly handy but I have never had an issue/problem assembling furniture

do I have the weird mutant ability to read and understand furniture assembly directions?

whe i read furniture assembly instructions i almost always understand them - the issues arise when the actual construction inexplicably doesn't work even though I AM FOLLOWING THE INSTRUCTIONS TO THE LETTER IT'S JUST NOT WORKING AAARGHHHH KILL KILL

oh something else that people think is innocuous that makes me angry - people thinking it's ok to look down on others for not cooking or eating pre-packaged food or whatever. if u love cooking so much i freely invite u to come and cook for me! there, thought not.

I go through this so often, it doesn't even faze me anymore.

Thing that makes me irrationally angry: Having to make dinner, again.

dishwashers where you need to clean the dishes first.

The one time I was burned by furniture assembly was when I stripped a screw trying to back out of a mistake but that was resolved by a 10 minute trip to Home Depot.

I'm actually thinking about all of the stuff in our house; I put together all but 2 of the bookshelves, the TV stand, the computer desk, the bed, the futon, all of the shelving in the closet, the free-standing unit in the bathroom and the bathroom towel racks. Oh, and I also rehung the bathroom door.

I guess I should stop fronting on the "I am not that handy" front, although I've never like built something from scratch. Except for a doghouse when I was 9. And I helped my dad and brothers build a deck when I was 12. I'm shutting up now.

xp not as bad as people who do the washing up so badly that you need to do it all over again.

How much more difficult is IKEA stuff to put together than the usual "some assembly required" items you get at Target or Office Depot? And why?

LOLLLLL as I offer Lex cooked meals (and lessons on how to cook them) on the reg - I will teach you Scotch eggs, Lex - I reserve the right to be a learn-to-cook stan.

Furniture assembly doesn't bug me. I tend to scream with angst if I break any kind of crockery, or spill paint.

Also, Dan, in MN 'I am not handy' means 'I do not know how to ready a bit of frozen lake for ice fishing, but I can build a kick-ass fire!'

Ledge: That, too.

IKEA: if a shelf or vaguely box-shaped thing like a dresser needs two people to put it together, why not just put one end against a wall and push from the other end?

I mean, as 1 person trying to do a 2-person job.

I'm not a handyman either, but I haven't had much trouble putting desks and dressers together. I look at it like, "Ooh, instead of a model 78 Dodge Charger, I'm putting together a model of a bureau, actual size!"

your meals are appreciated suzy!

as for learning to cook - have had several offers. as i explained to my friends pip and dan the other day - i can follow a recipe and produce something nice. i'll just have three nervous breakdowns and go through hell en route. it's NEVER worth it just to have to wash up in 15 minutes at the end. the challenge isn't so much teaching me how to cook, it's teaching me how to enjoy cooking (inc the entirely separate hell of ingredients shopping beforehand).

"why not just put one end against a wall and simply push from the other end?"

why not just NOT BOTHER - i can stack my books on the FLOOR if needs be. bookcase that i have to assemble myself = strictly not necessary.

If you have the square footage, man, more power to ya.

Was going to post advice on how to learn to enjoy cooking, but it sounds like it's not wanted and wouldn't be welcome, so why bother. "Helpful people are a nuisance."

what do people who can't cook eat? i'm sort of serious here. I didn't learn to cook until I left university and I can't remember eating anything particular other than pizza before then. Is it just micro-meals and if so, is this not a very expensive/non-nutritious way to live?

I don't have 45 minutes to invest in a 5-minute dinner.

cereal, fruit, crackers, nuts, new covent garden soup, pasta, the occasional ready meal, the kind of fresh food that take no more preparation than shoving them into the oven and warming them up.

xp

Was going to post advice on how to learn to enjoy cooking, but it sounds like it's not wanted and wouldn't be welcome, so why bother. "Helpful people are a nuisance."

feel free to do so but none of the advice i've received ever has worked, apart from cooking with people, because then you get social value out of it and if something stressful or problematic comes up you have someone to ask for help. but this isn't practical to do every day, and pretty much requires living with people who cook on the regular anyway.

You can eat out, or eat in but get take-out. I know people who do his virtually every day, and it doesn't even have to be that expensive if you have local ethnic restaurants or etc. Easily becomes hugely expensive and hugely unhealthy without strict controls, though.

hahahahaha do you wanna come by for the latest West Indian experiment tomorrow, Lex? OXTAIL STEW. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED.

i would, but i'm intending to pop down to the ucl occupation and/or the last day of the turrell exhibition at the gagosian! if it can be postponed to fri/sat...?

i did try and push it against the wall but limited space made this more difficult than it needed to be.

it all came together in the end though, and its still standing. sometimes i think about 'angry day' from time to time, even get the tie out again. feels weird to wear it for any other occasion though

I suddenly found a step in some instructions for a desk that required another person. Someone was supposed to hold the table part up as the other screwed it into the base, otherwise it was top-heavy.

This problem was solved some simple tools such as "boxes" and "pillows".

Lex, let's do Friday and I can celebrate the end of two days playing Fake Editor to fashion students. Brought the occupiers £10 worth of groceries last weekend - bagels, butter, cream cheese, milk, tangerines.

the best kickstart i ever got for cooking was buying some really quality food/ingredients because then i sort of had to figure out something worthwhile to do with it