Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

Just feel like having hummus and some leftover shredded chicken on a lettuce leaf today? Fine! Call it dinner and mix me another tequila with lime.

Yr ideas intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe etc. etc.

Stressing the innoccuous and irrational aspects - out of office auto replies.

I work for an online publication and get all the out of office auto replies whenever we send out an eNewsletter.

It used to bother me, but now I use the number of replies in such a way as to gauge how long my commute will be in the afternoon. Four-hundred out of office replies? Why, it must be the Wednesday before Thanksgiving!

I hate when you've been emailing a person all day and then out of the blue you get an Out Of Office auto reply. I've got an idea: how about you tell me you're leaving? You know, in one of the FIFTEEN EMAILS I GOT FROM YOU TODAY?

^ yeah I think it's something like that that annoys me, although it's mainly a vague irritation.

I like PP's positive spin on things tho.

I also can't spell innocuous even tho it's in the thread title which probably drives some people wild and probably with more justification.

I like PP's positive spin on things tho.

Thank you. Pretty sure though this is the first time this sentence has ever been said either on ILX or IRL.

just had some of yesterday's stew. awesome.

innocuous annoyance- people insisting on spelling out perfectly standard words/names to you on the phone

yes! "Y...E...S...that's S for Sam"

or how about people that are in the office and forgot to turn off the out of office auto reply.

today i was getting some porridge and the eat chain of food stores seems to have adopted a policy of taking your name while they process your order, instead of roaring PORRIDGE across the shop like visigoths, anyway the (extremely beautiful) french till attendant asked my name and i said "ronan", and she said "ronan?" and i have so little faith in anyone over here getting it right first time that before she finished i said "no "RO-NAN" then realised that's what she said and we both laughed.

she is now my wife.

heartwarming

i know, it had maple syrup in it.

There's a pasta place in the market where they ask your name for the ticket. I tell 'em "Tre" and they reply "Terry? / Ray? / James?" (whatever day it is, who knows.)

I always say, sure, that's my name, whatever they come up with since I figure I can remember whatever name it is they come up with better than they can remember mine after I just told them.

But then I pay with my debit card that asks for ID and the whole thing begins to collapse.

darren? dermot? darren?

ronald/raymond/ron/rowan/ryan

wish i didn't have such a nasal accent!

lol posh dub

it's cos every time ye open yer mouths the hot air just forces its way out ime

oh ho now

that's the way of it

Lol this thread. I am totally the person that throws a massive paddy about stupid things but have never had a problem with Ikea furniture. I also used to hate cooking, lived on 5-for-£4 asda meals and learned to make approx 1 pasta dish in three years from copying my housemate (this = a great shortcut btw). As long as you have a really basic book with pics (or www.bbcgoodfood.com) and decent pans and a SHARP knife you can totally get into it. Would be nice if I'd learned some basics to start off with, e.g. I never cooked steak or anything because I was scared of cooking anything on a high heat AND undercooking meat so it'd sit drying out in the pan or under the grill. Eventually figured out that 'get the pan smoking hot' first was in the recipe for a good reason. Stuff like that is key. (I actually have a book called 'how to boil an egg', ha)

lol @ darragh and ronan thinking they have name prblms

i actually dread having2 intrduce myself

"T1arnan"

"What?"

"T1arnan"

"What?"

"T1arnan"

"What?"

Herewith the names that I have been at Sbucks -

Sherrin
Sherry
Sher
Shan
Karen
Kerrie

etc

My co-worker always checks my cup to see 'what name do you have today'.

I mean, I don't think I mumble, infact I over-pronounce my name.
"SHA_RON!"

It's not that unusual of a name, surely. Sometimes wonder if I should just change my name to Bill.

tbf darragh and ronan are grand names, not made up like tieirenieain

darragh's a real name? dang...

patron st of dadjokes

how's it pronounced? is it like Darren?

depending on the shop assistant.....

Dara

one of my bff's from Australia is Mairead <3

my mother in law is also Mairead but her Mom changed the spelling the birth ceritificate to Mauraid so that she'd have a fighting chance of being able to have her name spelled correctlly

but it makes me sad bc Mairead is just such a lovely looking name, yknow

changin the spellin of names like that is innocuous but annoying

i actually dread having2 intrduce myself

― plax (ico), Wednesday, December 8, 2010 3:46 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

At least I just flat out asked you to correct me and repeated myself until I got it right. I knew I would have butchered it otherwise.

Darragh - it's not Dahhhhra like we would pronounce Daria tho, right? It's more of a hard a sound? Like the comedian Dara o'briain? Dara must just be the non-Irish spelling, right?

That's no good, Darragh - they don't know how to pronounce it even when its approximately phonetic: witness how everyone on UK TV calls Dara Ó Broin -'Daw-Raw' The short 'a' is illegal south of the Wash/ Bristol line at least.

xp

they're all kosher spellings tbh, but yeah the same pronunciation. Daire also valid.

Ó Briain obv.

xp to self

dawraw, man i'd glass the first fucker to try it

TBF I only know how to pronounce it because I've heard him say his own name. I would have gotten it wrong if I'd just gone with instinct.

Daire? That's just crazy.

how about durr for short :p /joeks don't glass me plz

my birthcert's dara but a girl spelt her name that way in my class when i was six, so i started signing it this way. Everyone but my dad came along with it eventually.

I like your spelling

I think in my head yr username has always rhymed with Caramac

Also lol display name!

That's right. i think.

My father spells my name Tré, which I hate.

Worst part is that I didn't really notice him doing this until I was 12 or 13.

lol

my last name gets butchered constantly. BENTOOTIE?? Really....fuckwad.

yah but id say it like thara also so

Sometimes i think people do it just to annoy me. and get the bentootie wrath.

My sister in law is Renee (with the thing over the e that I can't reproduce on a keyboard but w/e) ... there are seriously people who call her "Renny" or pronounce the 'nay' part like "knee"...that would make me kill people