what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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TOOL BELT SEX!?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

hey, don't knock the tool belt

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

haha xpost

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://prodtn.cafepress.com/2/9859872_F_tn.jpg

I think you should buy this for truckerhat since he's probably not having a nice day now.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I feel sorry for PBR. :(

And yes, tool belts are probably pretty hot.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

Is it some kind of hypermasculine see how I will put up shelves after giving you a good rogering thing?

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

So, where does this all stand now?

Is trucker guy making you an omelette now? Is she still cowering in her room?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

I mean, toolbelts just make me think of Tim Allen going MORE POWER, which is not an image I wish to entertain mid fuck.

― Ricardo (RickyT), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

"making you an omelette"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

ricardo: i dunno, i am talking shit. i wear mittens and listen to oval, what the fuck's a tool belt for?!

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

I did feel a tiny bit bad for truckerhat, cause he obviously felt bad and probably didn't know it was your couch, but goddamn, a mufuckin' TRUCKER HAT?

Can I just say I am so, so thankful to you for being all brave and going out there and posting the results for all to see? Holy hell, my heart is doing backflips.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

was this guy one of the Beachwood Sparks?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

Now I feel sorry for tool belts.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

maybe this is her way of seducing you

― kephm, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

"See? Look what you made me do! Have anal sex with some lamo in a fucking TRUCKER HAT! GAAAWWD! You drive me CRAZY, can't you SEEEEEE?!!!"

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

I think that anyone who thinks that leaving assspunk on your furniture is an aphrodesiac is a person to avoid sexually.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

also: domestically.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

I'm hot for you, so I had some other guy fuck me up the ass on your couch. DON'T YOU WANT ME NOW BABY? DON'T YOU?

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

assspunk!

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370I.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

If only Gear! had a digital camera.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

$5 to put some bagpipe music on in your living room.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

"I love you so much, I'm going to have this trucker hat guy's retarded ass babies."

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

CUM FIESTA!!!!

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3195888237370l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

She saving the front door for the Lord.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

Man, it looks like an earthquake ... ripped open your couch ... like a filthy crevice .. spewing forth the bowels of HELL (!!!)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

She saving the front door for the Lord.

Or Elijah

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

HYSTERICS

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

i never thought furniture could look so... violated.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

I'm guessing that disarray is a result of the frantic dismount.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:57 (twenty years ago) link

Or Elijah

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

Trucker Hat has left. My roommate is in her room and I can hear her murmuring on her cell phone. needless to say when I watch my new DVD of Kill Bill later I will sit on the loveseat!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

That was a nice couch.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

until it had to be wrung out.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

You're going to sit on her? (xpost)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

..and the couch, after.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/thecouch_after.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

oh my.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago) link

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

Maybe next year for passover, we should forget the latkes and applesauce and just leave a Carhart hat and PBR

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

CALLIN' ME A DAWG
WELL, LEAVE A DOG A-LONE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

BAD DONUT BITCH!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

How does the fragrance of santorum mingle with the bracing cleanliness of Lysol? Is it the new thing? I somehow expect to see that couch reupholstered soon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

"loveseat" is like a triple entendre in the context of this thread, no?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:01 (twenty years ago) link

You think this is an isolated incident? This is happening ALL ACROSS AMERICA AND MAYBE OTHER COUNTRIES EVERY DAY!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

I'm picturing that poor couch viewing a police line-up of trucker hats and saying "they're the ones! they did this!"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

what did the hat say? I must know

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

Is that why they have those vinyl covers on their furniture?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty years ago) link

there is a small army of future livejournalers spilled between the cushions of that couch.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

Also, that couch photo is the album cover for Jandek's next album

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

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