Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

that's not ILX's Calum, right?

i knew calum ilx would deliver. but aren't sex tapes so naughties passe??

every time this thread gets revived i always think she's dead.

I have the same reaction to the Ebert thread.

if lindsay dies we should post the news to the ebert thread

And then kill ebert.

lololol @ Surmounter calling Sarah Jessica Parker hot on this thread.

haha whatever! she isn't who she is b/c she's extremely painful to look at! please!

:P

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/onionmagazine_archive_56a.jpg

that 1 tooth is distractingly straight on the bottom

Enuff of Sarah, where the fuck can I watch that sex tape? All sites want me to download some exe file thingie. I AM ON FUCKING APPLE AND I WANNA WATCH ZEE LINDS DO CALUM. (Urgh, put me in a straight jacket pleez.)

I KNOW SRSLY

http://theblemish.com/2008/03/that-isnt-lindsay-lohan/

http://www.theage.com.au/news/film/lohan-keen-for-nude-scene/2008/04/11/1207856786720.html

haha! a sex-hungry waitress -- could you get a more perfect role for her?

also she and ronson are lovin longtime: http://www.efluxmedia.com/news_Lindsay_Lohan_and_Samantha_Ronson_Sort_Of_Kissing_In_Cannes_17997.html
i love the picture of here in the clip

she's getting married

http://www.welt.de/english-news/article2038376/Lindsay_Lohan_has_announced_she_wants_to_marry_Samantha_Ronson..html

In DOLLYWOOD!

Lord knows if any of this is true but

DOLLYWOOD!

is that mark ronson's sister?

Yes.

http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/urbanite/blog/gal_lohan_1.jpg

i like samantha ronson's hat.

http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003808254

Ne-Yo Says Lindsay Lohan Track Will 'Surprise'

May 27, 2008, 10:25 AM ET

Gary Graff, Detroit

Ne-Yo the artist is busy these days, touring with Alicia Keys and preparing for the Aug. 15 release of his third Def Jam album, "Year of the Gentleman." But Ne-Yo the songwriter is equally, with rash of high-profile tracks either just out or coming.

One surprising entry on his docket is an uptempo track called "Bossy" the he worked on with Stargate for Lindsay Lohan's next album. "I gotta admit, we were like ... Lindsay Lohan?'" Ne-Yo says with a laugh. "I mean, I've written for Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Rihanna, Celine Dion and ... Lindsay Lohan? But I will say this; we gave her a quality record and she did a ridiculously fabulous job. I was so shocked I had to call her and apologize for what I was thinking because she did so good. I think the world is gonna be surprised."

Mama ran off with a trucker

Mama ran off with a trucker

Mama ran off with a trucker

Peterbilt Peterbilt

He is making her give life another stab

They can see the world from way up in the cab

Mama ran off with a trucker...........

Peterbilt Peterbilt

She can quit her job and be his little bride

He can get a local route and stay home by her side

She can fix him roast beast and sweet potato pie

He can eat a lot of it cuz he抯 a big ole guy

They got married in Dollywood

(by a Porter Waggoner lookalike)

18 Wheels of Love

oh so that's why i like her

http://fourfour.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/26/ali_listentothis.gif

omg i think it's so cute that she's with ronson, and i wanna hear the track.

DOLLYWOOD!

WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!

AT DOLLYWOOD!

FUCK YEAH!

seriously

Crazy dad, 22: this all makes sense...

so i just read yet another "sam ronson = man" comment, i mean am i wrong for wanting to punch the teeth out of a motherfucker for saying shit like that?

No.

ok good

No. i think they're soooo cute together, which makes me a dork but i do.

I never really liked LL until she got together with SR but now I kind of love them both.

You're not wrong Shef - that's annoying as hell.

So are we convinced that they are indeed a couple?

Latest news is that Mark Ronson's girlfriend confirms it:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/3am/2008/07/17/mark-ronson-gives-approval-to-sister-sam-and-lindsay-lohan-s-affair-89520-20651477/

who's sam ronson?

SR is adorable; it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out.

Superstar producer (Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen) Mark Ronson's sister, who is herself a DJ.

Oops, that link doesn't work -- just add a slash at the end of the URL.

SAM RONSON IS 30?!

but yeah, i like them too.

LL is so much hotter as a girl-lover

I guess there is also this:

The morning after her 22nd birthday party, Lindsay Lohan opened up about her wishes for the new year.

"I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family," she said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show Thursday, declining to mention Samantha Ronson's name.

I'm not really into her girlfriend but good for her

I have no use for her but RIP.

well now that she has jon's seal of approval

it's nice to see LL comfortable with being out

Would you consider this being out? She hasn't actually confirmed it herself yet.

Yeah, SR is 30. I was surprised too but I think that's because she dresses like she's 15.

she was making awful music on Roc-A-Fella like 6 years ago so I'm not surprised by her age at all.