Mike is wayyy more likeable this time than on his season!
― tehresa, Friday, 24 December 2010 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link
All the contestants, especially Mike, Dale & Spike seem a lot more mellow this time around. That stuffing challenge was some bullshit. Not having utensils was a pointless handicap. the 20K might as well have been handed out at random.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 24 December 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
'. . . and make sure nobody uses that peppergrinder anymore'
― mmm errm mmfff huh (jdchurchill), Friday, 24 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah that stuffing challenge was ridic.
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 24 December 2010 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
The stuffing challenge aka the "we give the judges food poisoning" challenge
― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 24 December 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 24 December 2010 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link
I could see the no utensils twist if it was 'cook an awesome paleo dish' but yeah... random and kinda wtf for stuffing. carla was a+ this ep, had me laughing a lot.
― tehresa, Friday, 24 December 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Her soup looked great. Didn't Marcus Samuelsson make it on Masters? It was great that she won despite her teammates telling her not to make the dish altogether.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 24 December 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought the stuffing challenge was hilarious, and a pretty good way to challenge their ingenuity. esp since tre figured out that freezing/crushing is basically the same as chopping, and i think it showed in his dish
― kanellos (gbx), Friday, 24 December 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Bourdain channeling Debbie Downer:
Fabio improvised a polenta and cheese stuffing by grating cheese on a wire rack shelf, congratulating himself while doing it by commenting "That is genius!!" No, Fabio. Actually, that is "clostridium perfringens," the third most common cause of food poisoning.
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Friday, 24 December 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
I know Jamie is the least competent contenstant this season and has to go soon, but that chicken feet disaster had to be punished.
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
least competent remaining contestant, I should say
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:38 (thirteen years ago) link
surprised that there was no deference given to carla & casey for stepping up & doing front of the house -- that alone should've sent jaime home
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Also, Jamie hasn't made anything good yet!
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 January 2011 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link
If you've never made chicken feet before as a dim sum dish -- just don't.
― righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link
Exactly. At least the other dishes were reasonable concepts, executed poorly. Also, giving 8000 chickens a pedicure with a paring knife, wtf? Haul out the cleaver and get busy, eh?
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, or use kitchen shears.
― righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I hope last night's show discourages chefs to stop cooking chicken feet in general.
― Darin, Thursday, 6 January 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I've rarely seen it outside of dim sum.
― righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 6 January 2011 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link
OTM upthread about the cleaver & chicken feet: that was the first thing I said is WTF is she using that stupid tiny knife? Butcher schmutcher. Expected a bit more from Casey. Her dish looked wretched and she didn't leave it in a good position to be cooked right anyway. but omg will Jaime ever go home. She is THE WORST.
oh and huge lols at Marcel's impression of Isabella in the Prius "goin to the cohnah faw sum cawfee". And I'm still big time loving Isabella.
Tiffany no bra shenanigans: dude she scared ME with that, never mind scaring dudes. Cannot unsee that.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link
I still miss Jen though. She would have busted the hell outta the dim sum challenge. She feeds off crazy stress like that.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Really? In Jen's season, she totally wilted under the stress until she got booted, if I remember correctly.
― Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 7 January 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Hmm. Maybe my memories are being clouded by nostalgia. ;_;
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
She had a good run for about half the season, but she totally started to crumble near the end iirc.
― Darin, Friday, 7 January 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Nostalgia, ruined
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah, she started out tough as nails, then seemed to fall apart. I remember it being kind of weird, it was almost uncomfortable.
On a lighter note, Anthony Bourdain's recaps of each episode on the Top Chef website are friggin hilarious.
― Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
I forget to read them, I'll have to go catch up.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
whoever comes up with the concepts for the challenges is killing it this season. the Tom quickfire was great.
― dmr, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
^ for real
― just sayin, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah that was amazing. A+ television.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 7, 2011 2:11 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you gotta. the one about the chinese restaraunt episode almost had me spitting my coffee all over my office computer.
― Randy Moss' dog's personal chef (Bill Magill), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link
I had two ideas this week that I'd like to see on the show. Never watched any previous seasons, so I don't know if they've already done anything of the sort -
1. The challenges usually have a very tight deadline, speed is essential, etc. I'd like to see this reversed and have a slow-food challenge that takes 4-5 days. Someone might try sauerbraten, someone might make gravlax, it'd be an opportunity to make really good stock from the bones up, etc. Cures, pickles, whatever. They could have one or two regular elimination challenges between the start time and the end time of the slow food challenge -- if an eliminated player happened to win the slow-food challenge, they'd be brought back.
2. They always have the best ingredients. Make them work with cruddy salvage-grocery canned-goods and (especially) commercial-grade or US#2 produce one week.
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Seems like doing anything front of the house is the kiss of death on Top Chef. Never volunteer!
― boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, fuck if imna be on that show and let someone else finish a dish for me
― Aerosol, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost -- I believe they have done #2 at least once before. It was kind of a weird snack challenge where the main ingredients had to be something that was packaged (like Fruit Loops and Twinkies).
― righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 7 January 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
wasn't that season 2 or 3? they had to make an amuse bouche where the main ingredient came from a snack machine?
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Friday, 7 January 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
That's cool...not exactly what I had in mind, though. I'd like to see them picking through a box of lemons to find the few that don't have citrus mold on them, or trying to figure out what to do with wilted lettuce.
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Friday, 7 January 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
'cooking with leftover product on the day before grocery day'
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost Maybe Season 2 because I didn't see it -- I started watching with Season 3.
― righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link
"just how soft does a potato have to be before it's too soft"
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I just read Bourdain's recap. Lol'd at "durian souffle."
― righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Exactly...step into the kitchen the rest of us cook in, hotshots...if you dare. xp
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Friday, 7 January 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Love this opening line from Bourdain on the Tennis episode:
I was watching from home this week and I'll tell you straight off: I thought this episode was going to suck. Early on, as I got the idea that somehow "tennis" and "Swanson" were going to be involved, I reached blindly for the bong
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Doorknock Dinners w/ gordon elliott was kinda like this. used to be on Food Network.
― dmr, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
wasn't there a challenge where they had to reinvent classic "American" dishes, but only using the ingredients of the classic dish?
or am I confusing it with something else?
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link
xpost yeah Tyler Florence did a similar show...way more watchable with Tyler bc hello CUET
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 7 January 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Gordon elliot is just...ugh...WHY
yay, so long Jamie, gtfo
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
wanted marcel out too though
― dmr, Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ditto, at the very least for the gang-ish hand jive and the "oh the camera's on" aggression
― earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Thursday, 13 January 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link