- John B, Lancs, 1/12/2008 13:03
I'm not surprised that this guy's angry, what with being named after a song about maritime amorality.
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
DIG UP CORPSE OF VILE PERVERT GRUNDY AND FLOG HIM IN TRAFALGAR SQUARE!!!
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link
fourpence?
― Mark G, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Depends whether they can get Anthea Turner to host it on live TV.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Barrowman tied the knot with architect Scott Gill at a civil ceremony in Cardiff a couple of years ago.
"knot" geddit? fnar fnar
― Holden McGroin (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link
ROYAL KNOT FURY AT SO-CALLED GAY "WEDDING" SLUR
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Monday, 1 December 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link
They should bring back hanging, but from what I've heard, Barrowman's pretty well hung already! hahaha... oh dear...
― snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 15:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Fucking weakarse fucking BBC. Stop fucking kneejerking at every fucking Daily Mail-reading fucking granny who fucking whinges about fucking SWEARING or fucking NUDITY ON RADIO you fucking braindead horsefuckers.
― ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 December 2008 21:12 (fifteen years ago) link
That's definitely one way of putting it...
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:04 (fifteen years ago) link
It's bizarre isn't it? Like the ventriloquist who used to perform on the radio apparently, back in my nan's day. Not that he got his hampton out. As far as we know.
― GamalielRatsey, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:13 (fifteen years ago) link
And then Educating Archie went on TV and (a) the ventriloquist was revealed to be crap, (b) the TV show was downright creepy (dummy sitting on sofa entirely separate from vent, etc.) and (c) killed the act stone dead, so it did.
― Brother Belcher (Marcello Carlin), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:15 (fifteen years ago) link
"Educating Archie is another case of a radio show which took over the country in a way no radio show could do now. Kiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipops and washed themselves with Archie Andrews soap; there were Archie Andrews comics and annuals, and the dummy's face appeared everywhere."
Sounds like weird science fiction dystopia, or kakatopia for pedants, doesn't it? Like a Fall song.
― GamalielRatsey, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 08:33 (fifteen years ago) link
"A man came up to themHe wanted sex in the dummies eyesThen came up the cry:"Security, mobilize!""
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 09:19 (fifteen years ago) link
AND THE DUMMY'S FACE APPEARED EVERYWHERE
― James Mitchell, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 10:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Kiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipopsKiddies licked Archie Andrews lollipops
― Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 December 2008 12:25 (fifteen years ago) link
who is this limey turd?
― cankles, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link
A VENTRILOQUIST ON A MOTORBIKE!!!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 December 2008 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Sky News, dragging this out once again:
Updating his fans on the website Twitter, he wrote: "Smoking a Cohiba and watching Sex And The City Season 6. Suspension is fun."
― James Mitchell, Friday, 19 December 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I have this horrible image of Wossy enjoying a different type of suspension...
― snoball, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:44 (fifteen years ago) link
i believe i saw that image on the 'superman dat hoe' thread
― Harvey Weewax (stevie), Friday, 19 December 2008 17:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"hyuk hyuk huyk! I'm posting to Twitter while hanging from the ceiling by my scwotum"
― snoball, Friday, 19 December 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Comedian in 'cracks joke' shocker
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
This week a prominent Australian television bloke was threatened with video of him getting arseholed and collapsing on the pavement. In the UK the smear campaign would go on for months and his career would be in tatters/hyperboosted, but here he merely addressed the media with 'so what, who cares etc' and everyone forgot about it.
Our press wants to be like yours, but we don't have enough stuck-up reactionary twats for it to carry through.
― some duomas (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry about that first sentence btw.
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world resumes spinning
― INVERTED 4 LIFE (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:42 (fifteen years ago) link
Jonathan Ross returns 23rd January, world Lord Reith resumes spinning in his grave
― snoball, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 11:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Buggins' turn.
I'm sure Mr Shennan will make as great a success of Radio 2 as he did with Channel 4 Radio.
― Ben E Gesserit (Marcello Carlin), Wednesday, 28 January 2009 09:09 (fifteen years ago) link
Brand now on Twitter, talking mainly about being lactated by his cat Morrissey.
http://twitter.com/rustyrockets
― mike t-diva, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Richie: Er, oh, oh yes, I'm an eccentric millionaire, you know. Er,hooooo-hoo-hoo! Huh, I, I'm so inbred that I'm a bit stupid. Ha,heeroooo-hooo! Oh, we've been inbreeding since the Vikings youknow, there's no-one loopier than the Richards! Er, bottom-fish-bananas, er, etcetera.
― snoball, Wednesday, 28 January 2009 12:26 (fifteen years ago) link
'Do you have Pamela Anderson?''A woman like Pamela Anderson...''No. Pamela Anserson.'
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Royally bollocksed that up.
― torn between two borads, feelin' like a stan (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 29 January 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll say, it's supposed to be Kim Basinger. And I've never heard anyone say "a wazzo pair of jugs". Not even Russell Brand...
― snoball, Thursday, 29 January 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link
There were calls in Parliament today for the death penalty to be reinstated as the only just punishment for Jonathan Ross.
Ross, who has the audacity to be 48 – a clear two fingers to all people of all other ages – shocked and appalled listeners to his BBC radio show yesterday for the 83rd time this week.
He opened his depraved programme by saying – at a time when children could well have been listening – “Good morning.”
“I couldn’t believe what I was hearing,” says revolted listener Joe Bloggs, 107.
“Ross clearly has absolutely NO regard for people listening over the internet in other countries, for whom it was NOT morning.
“This is racism, pure and simple. He MUST be stopped!”
Ross’s sickening outburst also provoked outrage among people who were not having a good morning yesterday.
Furious Joanne Bloggs explains: “It’s all very well for him to make his demands, but I’d woken up in a bad mood.
“After I heard him say that, I felt so pressured to turn my morning around that I could no longer cope with life.
“As a direct result, I’ve lost my job and my kids will probably starve now – which basically makes Jonathan Ross a murderer. He must pay.”
During the offending introduction and indeed throughout the ENTIRE show Ross could also clearly be heard breathing, BBC insiders inform us.
Jim Bloggs, of The National Association Of Asthma Sufferers, last night blasted Ross for this cruel, heartless prank. “Will he never learn?
“It’s simply despicable of him to taunt people with a very serious disease in this vile way and I urge the Government to take action.
“He has upset many, many people. And it wasn’t even funny!”
Jenny Bloggs of the National Society For The Deaf also hit out at Ross.
“It’s utterly typical that he chooses to broadcast on the radio – a medium that is almost totally inaccessible to deaf people.
“He’s discriminating against absolutely everyone in the world with a disability of any kind – Jonathan Ross obviously hates the disabled.
“Our members are seriously offended that they were unable to hear the offending material.”
Jonathan Ross refused to comment last night.
The British Mute Trust were preparing a statement about how insulted they are by this as we went to press.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/columnists/polly/2009/01/29/jonathan-ross-is-to-blame-for-everything-ever-115875-21079066/
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 29 January 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
it wasn’t even funny
― Mark G, Thursday, 29 January 2009 17:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.slashfilm.com/2009/02/26/the-arthur-remake-just-got-interesting-peter-baynham-to-put-words-in-russell-brands-mouth/
― DavidM, Monday, 2 March 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7981078.stm
Beeb fined £150,000.Is that it over now?
― commons hack spat (Ned Trifle II), Friday, 3 April 2009 12:20 (fifteen years ago) link
He's witty, quick & funny, but I'm still not sure why so many women want to do him.
― Hard like armour, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Because he played the Spanish waiter in Fawlty Towers?
― snoball, Friday, 3 April 2009 12:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Fascinating. No, really! I like that he's nervous. I like that he talks way too much but isn't boring.
― tits akimbo (kenan), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 02:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I heard 1/2 of that Fresh Air last night and it was quite entertaining.
― Monkey Pocket Boob (libcrypt), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 03:33 (fifteen years ago) link
David Mitchell: fuck yeah
― otm in new york (G00blar), Saturday, 11 April 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Sounds righteous. What is he talking about?
― tits akimbo (kenan), Sunday, 12 April 2009 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
mitchell's phleghmy outrage usually bugs me but that guardian piece was fascinating, i loved it
― NI, Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:22 (fifteen years ago) link
it just goes to show, you can't be too careful!
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 15 April 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Dude is currently on Jay Leno's show, just rattling his damn fool head off like he's on stims or sumfin.
He's not like this all the time, is he?
― kingfish, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link
yup
― man, i love collages (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 07:10 (fifteen years ago) link
raison d'etre
― the sound of mu (sic), Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:35 (fifteen years ago) link
He did alright on Stern, for a 'limey fag'.
― MaresNest, Tuesday, 12 May 2009 10:53 (fifteen years ago) link
WTF? These two are an item now?
http://i38.tinypic.com/avodwo.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 10 October 2009 17:31 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh yes, for like DECADES (in celeb time, in REAL time it's like long enough to fuck). They look so hapy together!
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 10 October 2009 21:08 (fourteen years ago) link