How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

feel like damon is some sort of avatar for millennial wholesomeness, i like him btw

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 6:29 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark

'also for blankness: in both 'mr ripley' and 'the bourne supremacy' he plays a man without a fixed identity' - an entry-level journalist in 2002

and The Good Shepard

good will hunting is terrible sorry but it's true

― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:34 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i hate to say this b/c i admire ur integrity but you have too high standards for movies, remember when you were hating on definitely maybe

i am just a crank on ilx lately; i'm like shakey mo on novels, but with movies. sorry guys.

sorry, max, but horseshoe has plenty more competition in our ILX Film Snob crew.

we'll always have the devil wears prada, max

xp i know i am in some middlebrow purgatory

we still <3 u, horseshoe, you adorable curmudgeon

ive given up on the ilx film snob crew al, a long time ago, i still had hope for horseshoe, but now its just me, standing athwart history, sticking up for underdogs like definitely maybe and good will hunting

sometime during college i stopped having standards, i think 'relativism' happened to me, now i just consume and try not examine my pleasure responses, i recommend it for everyone

you liberal

goodwill hunting is terrible except the part w/HOW U LIKE THEM APPLES and MY FRIEND IS WICKED SMAHT

also casey affleck is pretty hilar

and remember max, no films you have to read.

TMR is classic 'well-intentioned' liberal homophobia, and Jude Law is great in it, but I'm sure this is on an Untalented Mr Minghella thread somewhere.

yes, "my friend is wicked smaht" makes me laugh

sometime during college i stopped having standards, i think 'relativism' happened to me, now i just consume and try not examine my pleasure responses, i recommend it for everyone

― max, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:43 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

haha. i do this but just bend over backwards to create excuses / justifications

casey is secretly better than either damon or affleck

probably!

how can i feel matt damon?

and will age the best

xp

not very secretly

robin williams clutching damon by the throat growling I WILL END YOU pretty ace, too.

i don't even know about 'secretly' tbh xps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWTzyU5MFgM

well secretly in terms of famousness if not ilx consensus

I don't know about his acting, but Casey's screen presence is weirder and more interesting than Mr. Garner and Mr. Ripley's.

as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?

lol team america is like 100% jokes that shouldnt be funny but are

as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?

Harvesters.

hay horseshoe do u like apples?

i dunno 'do you like apples' is a good pull-in line. could see a salesman using it to get his foot in the door

yeah

xp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs

as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dogg

that is the point

i am just a crank on ilx lately; i'm like shakey mo on novels, but with movies. sorry guys.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:38 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

haha okay. that whole movie is like why? to me

xp looooool

everyone i know who hates this movie hates it because it portrays math in an unrealistic way. that's the only reason they give. these dudes also like pi.

i think minnie driver is p charming in it, but it's the most thankless girlfriend role ever

If it had been me I would've been like "I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!"

she was a pretty thankless gf irl tbf

Love that they got ponytailed dude from GWH to come in and do "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back," too.

i would have been all, are you gonna ask me if i like them apples, bro? lol, got you.

q: do u like apples?

a: I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

q: well i got her number how do u like THEM APPLES!

a: THANK YOU I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

conversely it wouldve been awesome if the guy wrote down the number when damon showed it to him

yeah, it wasn't a fair standoff cos dude was all confused about where the apples promised were to materialise from

i wish u had written that movie, jho

xp

gwh is a shitty movie

frankly lamps baby

lol when this movie came out like everyone i knew was all 'i know matt damon and ben affleck'

because they were from the next town over and around the same age

my friend has a tape of a school play she was in w/affleck and she says damon was the cool guy and affleck was his sidekick fwiw

wd be cool if dude was all "APPLES KILLED MY MOTHER NO I FUCKING HATE APPLES CMERE YOU LITTLE PISSANT" and smashes a bottle on the table and chases Damon down the street screaming maniacally waving the broken bottle