as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?
Harvesters.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:52 (thirteen years ago) link
hay horseshoe do u like apples?
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
i dunno 'do you like apples' is a good pull-in line. could see a salesman using it to get his foot in the door
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah
xp
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dogg
that is the point
― max, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:55 (thirteen years ago) link
i am just a crank on ilx lately; i'm like shakey mo on novels, but with movies. sorry guys.― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:38 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
― the bear in the bumper car (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
haha okay. that whole movie is like why? to me
xp looooool
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link
everyone i know who hates this movie hates it because it portrays math in an unrealistic way. that's the only reason they give. these dudes also like pi.
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
i think minnie driver is p charming in it, but it's the most thankless girlfriend role ever
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:57 (thirteen years ago) link
If it had been me I would've been like "I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!"
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
she was a pretty thankless gf irl tbf
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Love that they got ponytailed dude from GWH to come in and do "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back," too.
― Tub Girl Time Machine (Phil D.), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
i would have been all, are you gonna ask me if i like them apples, bro? lol, got you.
― goole, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
q: do u like apples?
a: I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!
q: well i got her number how do u like THEM APPLES!
a: THANK YOU I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
conversely it wouldve been awesome if the guy wrote down the number when damon showed it to him
yeah, it wasn't a fair standoff cos dude was all confused about where the apples promised were to materialise from
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
i wish u had written that movie, jho
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
gwh is a shitty movie
― Hyrule's (Lamp), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
frankly lamps baby
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lol when this movie came out like everyone i knew was all 'i know matt damon and ben affleck'
because they were from the next town over and around the same age
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link
my friend has a tape of a school play she was in w/affleck and she says damon was the cool guy and affleck was his sidekick fwiw
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
wd be cool if dude was all "APPLES KILLED MY MOTHER NO I FUCKING HATE APPLES CMERE YOU LITTLE PISSANT" and smashes a bottle on the table and chases Damon down the street screaming maniacally waving the broken bottle
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh i don't really like apples that much so that line would have fallen flat on me
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link
I have the wretched feeling that my mention of GWH has irremediably sidetracked this thread.
― Aimless, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
i like apples a lot and did u know theyre one of the highest satiating foods there is, factoid!
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Exhausting to eat though.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I loved this movie when it came out, have loved it ever since and no-one, not even horseshoe can ruin my love for it.
KEEP ANTAGANIZING ME, WATCH WAHT HAPPINS
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
i like apples, h8 gwh, enjoy matt damon a fair bit
so far unmentioned damon flick i like: school ties
― Hyrule's (Lamp), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
<3 you're a model for living, VG
xp i love school ties! he's so amazingly evil in it
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
johnny apple seed was irl a hard cider entrepreneur, he would buy up land cheap in areas people were just starting to move into and plant orchards then when the trees were bearing fruit and the population had increased hed sell the orchards to cider producers
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link
the thing about apples is they're too hard
like ILX for Damon!
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link
lolol horseshoe and Alfred tag team WIN
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:15 (thirteen years ago) link
if you plant an apple seed you wont get the same type of apple as the seed came from, youll get a random variety, the vast majority of apple varieties are unpalatable, so if you want apples for eating you need to grow the tree from a cutting, but all apples are good for making hard cider!
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
Currently working on my screenplay for Good Fall Pippin
― I Am Kurious Assange (polyphonic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link
q: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?a: depends. In a pie? or Just to eat?q: DOESN'T MATTER. DO YOU LIKE APPLES.a: I like them best in pies, and I only eat one kind of apple otherwise so my answer would be yes and no. Why?
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
why do people hate this movie, if math inaccuracies or matt damon or apples aren't the reason?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
q: if i baked this phone number into a pie WOULD U LIKE IT
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark
still cracking me up
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:18 (thirteen years ago) link
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:17 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
because its hella corny and robin williams
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
otm
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
dying @ apples rewrite
― zvookster, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link
i like corny things, but the things this movie is corny about and the ways in which it is corny are so dumb
ppl who like apples and are awesome like GWHppl who don't like apples and/or hate fun do not like GWH
― Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link
not corn.apples.
re: dumb corny williams, where's the hate for awakenings then?
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Also: Robin Williams does not wear a cardigan as well as Judd Hirsch did in Ordinary People.
― Gus Van Sotosyn (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link
You never asked.
q: do you like apples
a: yes
q: where's the hate for awakenings then?
― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link