How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf0OFZexRGs

as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dogg

that is the point

i am just a crank on ilx lately; i'm like shakey mo on novels, but with movies. sorry guys.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 12:38 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

haha okay. that whole movie is like why? to me

xp looooool

everyone i know who hates this movie hates it because it portrays math in an unrealistic way. that's the only reason they give. these dudes also like pi.

i think minnie driver is p charming in it, but it's the most thankless girlfriend role ever

If it had been me I would've been like "I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!"

she was a pretty thankless gf irl tbf

Love that they got ponytailed dude from GWH to come in and do "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back," too.

i would have been all, are you gonna ask me if i like them apples, bro? lol, got you.

q: do u like apples?

a: I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

q: well i got her number how do u like THEM APPLES!

a: THANK YOU I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

conversely it wouldve been awesome if the guy wrote down the number when damon showed it to him

yeah, it wasn't a fair standoff cos dude was all confused about where the apples promised were to materialise from

i wish u had written that movie, jho

xp

gwh is a shitty movie

frankly lamps baby

lol when this movie came out like everyone i knew was all 'i know matt damon and ben affleck'

because they were from the next town over and around the same age

my friend has a tape of a school play she was in w/affleck and she says damon was the cool guy and affleck was his sidekick fwiw

wd be cool if dude was all "APPLES KILLED MY MOTHER NO I FUCKING HATE APPLES CMERE YOU LITTLE PISSANT" and smashes a bottle on the table and chases Damon down the street screaming maniacally waving the broken bottle

tbh i don't really like apples that much so that line would have fallen flat on me

I have the wretched feeling that my mention of GWH has irremediably sidetracked this thread.

i like apples a lot and did u know theyre one of the highest satiating foods there is, factoid!

Exhausting to eat though.

I loved this movie when it came out, have loved it ever since and no-one, not even horseshoe can ruin my love for it.

KEEP ANTAGANIZING ME, WATCH WAHT HAPPINS

i like apples, h8 gwh, enjoy matt damon a fair bit

so far unmentioned damon flick i like: school ties

<3 you're a model for living, VG

xp i love school ties! he's so amazingly evil in it

johnny apple seed was irl a hard cider entrepreneur, he would buy up land cheap in areas people were just starting to move into and plant orchards then when the trees were bearing fruit and the population had increased hed sell the orchards to cider producers

the thing about apples is they're too hard

like ILX for Damon!

lolol horseshoe and Alfred tag team WIN

if you plant an apple seed you wont get the same type of apple as the seed came from, youll get a random variety, the vast majority of apple varieties are unpalatable, so if you want apples for eating you need to grow the tree from a cutting, but all apples are good for making hard cider!

Currently working on my screenplay for Good Fall Pippin

q: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?
a: depends. In a pie? or Just to eat?
q: DOESN'T MATTER. DO YOU LIKE APPLES.
a: I like them best in pies, and I only eat one kind of apple otherwise so my answer would be yes and no. Why?

why do people hate this movie, if math inaccuracies or matt damon or apples aren't the reason?

q: if i baked this phone number into a pie WOULD U LIKE IT

q: do u like apples?

a: I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

q: well i got her number how do u like THEM APPLES!

a: THANK YOU I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:02 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark

still cracking me up

why do people hate this movie, if math inaccuracies or matt damon or apples aren't the reason?

― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:17 PM (31 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

because its hella corny and robin williams

otm

dying @ apples rewrite

i like corny things, but the things this movie is corny about and the ways in which it is corny are so dumb

ppl who like apples and are awesome like GWH
ppl who don't like apples and/or hate fun do not like GWH

not corn.
apples.

re: dumb corny williams, where's the hate for awakenings then?

Also: Robin Williams does not wear a cardigan as well as Judd Hirsch did in Ordinary People.

re: dumb corny williams, where's the hate for awakenings then?

You never asked.

q: do you like apples

a: yes

q: where's the hate for awakenings then?

Fuck I'll say it, I like GWH and think a lot of the stuff people pick on was done sort of intentionally.

to show how bad it really is?

because they don't want apples and bad mathematics to have a platform

Love in GWH when Affleck subs for Damon in the job interview and fleeces the guys in the room for whatever money they have on them. "ReTAINer!"