How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

It would be cool if Ben Affleck just wore tracksuits in every movie he is in from now on. He wore a multitude of them in the Town too.

in ripley/informant he's supposed to be a nerd i thought, and is appropriately scrawny in one/chubby in the other.

robin williams is hella irritating and its like jim carrey when ppl are all "no he's actually good in this movie and doesnt do any 'jokin around!'" and ur obviously like srsly i will never watch this movie bc i have only so much time in my life and clearly i have reserved much of that for posting about movies i hate on ilx omg kill me

What am I, fuckin' sandwich welfare? I think you should establish a good line of credit. Like how you bought your couch, payment plans. Remember how your mother brought in $10 everyday for a year and she finally got her couch Rent-A-Center Style?
Can I have my food now please?

^^^ one of my favorite scenes in the movie.

RETAINERS!

http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/-JBvfZTx-vs/0.jpg

“Let me tell you somethin, YOUR SUSPECT!"

how do you like them ankles?

total derail by now but I forgot abt the Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season scene in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.
LOLOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ70hbvaPdU

one of the white guys looked like fat south african pleasant plains

― max, Tuesday, December 28, 2010 8:59 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dude, that's the second time you've mentioned that. You've got to provide a screencap or actor's name next time.

Though with the holidays wrapping up, I'm already getting a pretty good idea of what a fat Pleasant Plains looks like.

haha i mentioned it the second time because i went back to look at the invictus thread and just copied my comments

just imagine yourself, fatter, with a south african accent

lol Max but maybe PP doesn't really want to picture that, is what he's saying

"Oh yeah? Imagine YOURself fatter with a South African accent, jerk" lol

There used to be a rumor that William Goldman secretly wrote Good Will Hunting, but here's an even better story that's on the record: Terrence Malick suggested its ending. Matt Damon revealed that after he finagled a meeting with the reclusive Malick to discuss the script, the director suggested a change to the story's romantic happy ending, which found Damon and Minnie Driver leaving town together. "In the middle of the dinner, he said, 'I think it would be better if she left and he went after her.' And Ben [Affleck] and I looked at each other. It was one of those things where you go, 'Of course that's better.'" At least, it was a better note than Gus Van Sant's original insistence that Affleck's character should be killed: "Gus came down and said 'I want to do a draft where Chucky, Ben's character, dies on the construction site.' And Ben and I were just mortified. 'What are you talking about?' 'I want him to get crushed like a bug.' We said 'Gus what are you talking about? You cant just fucking smush Ben. That's a terrible idea.'" [Taking Barack to the Movies via MCN]

wow!

would kill to see malicks good will hunting

I want malick to direct it but w/ van sant's ending

i can not even imagine

CASEY AFFLECK (V.O.): Where is it that we were together? Who were you that I lived with? The brother. The friend. Darkness, light. Strife and love. Are they the workings of one mind? The features of the same face? Oh, my soul. Let me be in you now. Look out through my eyes. Look out at the things you made. All things shining. And let's get off mothers. 'Cause I just got off yours.

malick would have shot 400 hrs of footage and the main character would be the ponytail dude from the bar

mice in the hallways flies on the chalkboard

feel like someone should devote themselves to fictionalizing alternate histories like this use the internet to spread them as truth then revel themselves 30 years later to be the originator of most of mankinds misconceptions and the greatest artist of all time

lol max

CLOSE ON rats on garbage can

WILL (off-screen): Do you like apples?

CUT TO:

EXT. WILL'S HOUSE. DAY.

so tempted to go full custos w/ this shit

tbf the only thing preventing me is that i can barely remember anything that happens in good will hunting

hey so i liked the adjustment bureau!

i dont think anyone else will, its very, very corny, but i dunno, everyone was so charming, and its about true love!

i had low expectations, too

and General Zod is in it.

yeah i mean cmon, great cast, funny premise, tons of jokes, totally corny ending, how can you go wrong

once it got going it was quite good apart from the stuff about the adjustment bureau

i like the idea that heaven is just a massive, awful bureaucracy

heaven can wait had that premise sorta

that's a movie i watched like 30 times on cable when i was a kid

and that albert brooks movie too i guess

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD?

I love Matt Damon.

i wanted it to be more sinister

it was v light

Oh my goodness, he's gonna be in We Bought a Zoo?!??

Thank u, imdb, thank u.

goddamn u to hell max

IT WASNT LIGHT IT WAS DEAD

aw morbs it was about tru love

MAX, EVERY DiCraprio/Damon thriller IS ABOUT TRUE LOVE, which SUCKS!!!

the "funny premise" WAS NOT DONE AS COMEDY.

"'heaven can wait' had that premise sorta"

Stamp seems merely a slightly more malevolent celestial messenger than the avuncular Claude Rains-James Mason model, and the Adjustment Bureau members' physical and telepathic limits remain murky, as does the question of whether they use the main reading room of the 42nd Street library as a base only during overnight hours.

http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-adjustment-bureau/5300

btw, can u tell in that review how I avoided saying Anthony Mackie was playing a Magic Negro just cuz i didnt want to deal with ppl who'd never heard the term?

Bagger Vance, the adjustment bureaucrat with a heart of gold

for a movie that wasnt a comedy there were a lot of jokes!

im not really even defending it, it was pretty inconsequential, which i liked about it