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So essentially Jake and Frankie Muniz with tits need to star in a movie together, with Zhang Ziyi.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

No, that's the opposite of what needs to happen.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Do you want to destroy civilization or not?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

That's not quite destructive enough. Still some redemption in it.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, I hate you.

― Dan (Because I Would Watch This Movie For Ziyi) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

oh noes! heath ledger isn't actually american!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned, I hate you.

Just holding you to your word.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

oh shit! nor is cary grant!

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Take it to the Heath Ledger thread!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

What is Brokeback Mountain about? It looks like some sort of emo cowboy film. I don't like that genre.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.mybabymonkey.com/celebphoto/random/j_gyllenhaal024.jpg

― ShawShank Rambo Connection (Carey), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:35 (eighteen years ago) link

If Jake upchucked that taco within an hour of eating it, then surely, SURELY he is teh gay.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

????

(Note to self: Do not give tacos to gay friends.)

― Dan (Ew) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

As soon as I find that website with the Heath-Jake man-love photos, this sight will implode.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like Heathy!

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Nicole was OTM in post 2, btw.

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 5 January 2006 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still pondering exactly how mortifying it would be to have your main claim to fame be that everyone on the Internet thinks you look like someone stuck Barbie tits on Frankie Muniz.

― Dan (Ritualized Suicide) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 5 January 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear him barking.

http://justjared.blogspot.com/2006/01/jake-gyllenhaal-puggle.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:35 (eighteen years ago) link

How an earth can we have a 240 post thread about...JAKE GYLLEHNAAL?

and the Patrick Keiller thread gets only 11 replies!

:('''''''''

THAT is a man dribbling.

― [tuvan throat singer's profound lyric sheet-must read again] (nordicskilla), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Now just what are you doing on a Jared blogspot, Morb?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Apparently mortifying enough that she removed her Flickr account, Dan.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I just go where Towleroad takes me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Safe-for-work Jake black-tie porn:

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/01/jake_gyllenhaal.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Like the posters I too wonder which "street fairs" Jake's been attending.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29048224

Is it real? YOU DECIDE.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake Gyllenhaal: Emo or Not

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

tweemo

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Looks real to me. His taste in quaint harmless Hollywood liberalism (To Kill A Mockingbird) gives the game away.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know -- I feel like there is too much info thrown in trying to PROVE it's the REAL HIM. Dude can't really spell, either. Maybe he just likes talking about himself a lot!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link

It could be him, but there's nothing in that profile that couldn't be the regurgitations of an obsessive celeb-mag reader. note the profile for his mom in his friends -- wtf?

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

that's definitely NOT HIM!

JAKE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks, are you male or female?

― JG (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a lot of famous people who maintain their own blogs!! By a lot I mean 2. But anyway that could very well be JG and if it is, seriously that shit was lame.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I rather regret beginning this thread with semi-serious intentions, oblivious to the fact that what most of us really want is to bone him in a pup tent, preferably without clothes.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I read somewhere he's not taking any jobs til the Oscar noms come out, so his price goes up.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

why do they call them pup tents?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Because it's the only kind of tent in which you can dog your companion.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing hurts as much as knowing that i will never dog jake gyllenhaal

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

That myspace page is hilarious.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg

He is such a girl here.

― RoxyMuzak½ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He is such a girl here.

and a beautiful girl, at that...

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

kd lang

ihttp://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg ihttp://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I swear to God that was an x-post.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

see!

Well. We know what biopic Oscar will fall in love with next year.

Shadowland, directed by Curtis Hanson

Starring: Jakye Gyllenhaal, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Musto in this week's Voice:

"What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Tom Cruise?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Lestat doesn't count!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

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