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A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Nah, because you just know that afterwards they'll all go "dude checkitout -- I'm Yakuza now!!! LOL!!!"

And then they'll pull back the corners of their eyes with their (remaining) fingertips and be all "ching chong bing bong" because tired racial humor = EDGY!

nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Howard Stern - not funny

Artie Lange - sometimes funny

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 29 September 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Jay Leno

Ivan G (Ivan), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:07 (seventeen years ago) link

corinne grant

estela (estela), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:10 (seventeen years ago) link

and can someone explain to me exactly HOW the simpsons has gone downhill?

Season 1 was the Groening/Simon/Brooks, whatever that means to you. Sam Simon hires the Army Man staff as writers, most notably, George Meyer and John Swartzwelder.

Season 2 was still crediting them, but Al Jean & Mike Reiss were doing much of their work. The show starts to get funny.

Al & Mike take over totally in season 3 and were scared as first-time showrunners, demanding as many rewrites as possible. Full on funny.

After season 4, Al & Mike left to do The Critic, which I never watched...because...Jon Lovitz NOT FUNNY

Dave Mirkin took over the Simpsons in seasons 5 & 6. Mirkin is kinda funny, but hits you over the head with the joke (followed by lengthy explanations of each joke on the commentary track).

Mirkin was the man behind Chris Elliot's Get a Life, which I only thought was funny in its final season.

Even worse was that John Swartzwelder, an adamant supporter of smoker's rights, was no longer allowed to smoke in the rewrite room as of season 6, so he began submitting scripts form home and not attending rewriting sessions.

Mirkin lost out to newcomers Bill Oakly & Josh Weinstein, who worked with the writers at the Harvard lampoon long before any of them got jobs as writers in tv. Bill & Josh were hardcore Simpsons fans and wanted to overthrow Mirkin's big-dumb reign and return it to Al & Mike's style, which they did greatly in nearly all of season 7 and most of season 8.

Ironically, Al & Mike returned for like 3 episodes in season 8, which ended up being mirkin-esque duds (eg the x-files ep)

Everything at this point ranges from excellent to good. But...

Mike Scully took over after that, and was extremely hit or miss (mostly miss). He lasted from seasons 9-12. Anything after season 10 makes me violently angry.

Fans complained greatly about Scully. Al Jean took the show back over, but by then, the writing staff had MUCH turnover, so there was no saving it, even with george meyer on staff.

The movie is going to fucking suckkkkk

PappaWheelie burried Paul. The clues are there man! (PappaWheelie 2), Friday, 29 September 2006 02:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Mad TV

New SNL

PappaWheelie burried Paul. The clues are there man! (PappaWheelie 2), Sunday, 1 October 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, fuck it, it's all SNL. let's just admit it. at best they've got a 3% success rate.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Sunday, 1 October 2006 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

otm

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:38 (seventeen years ago) link

no

and what (ooo), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:39 (seventeen years ago) link

do you ever watch those old "classic" episodes? they're mostly pretty bad! or you realize that there were actually 239023902 "samurai chef" skits with the exact same joke

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 1 October 2006 13:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i loathe mad tv.

gbx (skowly), Sunday, 1 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

mad tv otm

gear (gear), Sunday, 1 October 2006 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

We can argue about the merits of old snl all day long, most likely creating a best of in our collective heads, but new SNL hasn't made me even crack a smile once.

I feel like they're not telling jokes, they're telling me they're telling jokes.

The PappaWheelie Story: Half Brain, Half Soul, All Mouth (on sale now) (PappaWhe, Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:37 (seventeen years ago) link

new snl & old snl are both funny

and what (ooo), Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:56 (seventeen years ago) link

as is ilx

The PappaWheelie Story: Half Brain, Half Soul, All Mouth (on sale now) (PappaWhe, Sunday, 1 October 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, then again, one never knows his particular kink.

are you suggesting the former representative enjoyed his hot lunches, hot carls, and glass-bottom boats served up by strapping young bucks?

-- kingfish prætor (jdsalmo...)

SCREECH FOLEY TAG TEAM

-- David R. (quoteidio...)

now, now, some things are even too kinky for the bebearded Screech. Man has _some_ standards.

-- kingfish prætor (jdsalmo...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:39 (seventeen years ago) link

:'-(((((

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:40 (seventeen years ago) link

KINGFISH POPSHOTS TAG TEAM

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Screech doesn't have standards. I somehow think of him as grosser than Foley, because of the beard.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish popel shot teh kitten in teh air???

teh_kit (g-kit), Monday, 2 October 2006 14:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what, if you're going to hit below the belt, just link to my freestyle from '02.

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Or, like, 90% of my posts (esp. before '05).

David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Geir talking Ebonics: the funniest thing evah?

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

...

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Monday, 2 October 2006 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/raar.gif

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 02:05 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish popel shot teh kitten in teh air???


MAD PROPZ

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 05:58 (seventeen years ago) link

let me be first to say:

FREAKSHOW. dude from home movies and david cross on the unfunniest thing i've seen in eons. since mind of mencia.

GOD PUNCH TO HAWKWIND (yournullfame), Thursday, 5 October 2006 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

popcorn fright for all.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 5 October 2006 03:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm taking a sledge here!

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 5 October 2006 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

The Drawn Together makers can't even draw a goddamn Pikachu. He's not hard to draw. They had to make him all starved-looking. Note: I have only seen one ad for this show.

David Cross is on Freakshow? :( I thought he was just going to branch into kidshow/kidmovie "angry principal" characters ala his roles in Curious George & She's The Man. Unless he plays a cranky uncle or principal in Freakshow, I'm disappointed.

Abbott (Abbott), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

so sad about Freakshow - normally H. Jon Benjamin is amazement

lemin (lemin), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

I watched the first five minutes. I think Brendan Small did the voice of the crazy grandma with the succession of (nonexistent) crazy treats and the tendency to say "ding".

It didn't quite work.

nate p. (natepatrin), Friday, 6 October 2006 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Sam Kinison

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:22 (seventeen years ago) link

all of Vh1

Dionne Warrick Dunn football psychic hotline (Matt Chesnut), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Ricky Gervais

paizuri-san (davidcorp), Monday, 9 October 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Ellen DeGeneres

m coleman (lovebug starski), Monday, 9 October 2006 10:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Joking about how Starbucks drinks are all "mocha-java-venti-latta" instead of "Large Coffee."

researching ur life (grady), Monday, 9 October 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Christian movie review sites.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Also, probably any joke ever told by an American President in public since I've been alive.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:08 (seventeen years ago) link

what about visiting russian presidents?

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Joking about how Starbucks drinks are all "mocha-java-venti-latta" instead of "Large Coffee."

-- researching ur life (goforgrad...), October 9th, 2006.

I swear we were just talking about this on another thread. So true.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:10 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...
cosign: Tom Goes To The Mayor, Arrested Development, Drawn Together

not mentioned already: Sacha Baron Cohen, Napoleon Dynamite, Scary Movie and all sequels/spinoffs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever, My Name Is Earl, U.S. version of The Office, The State/Reno 911/Viva La Show/Stella/Wet Hot American Summer/all that shit

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

The video of the fat kid walking across the logs and getting tossed into the river by his jerk friend.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago) link

people who think they're funny
esp if they're mean

Granny Dainger, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Catherine Tate Show. Fucking HORRENDOUS OHMYGOD.
Kath and Kim.

Drooone, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:19 (seventeen years ago) link

cosign: Tom Goes To The Mayor, Arrested Development, Drawn Together

not mentioned already: Sacha Baron Cohen, Napoleon Dynamite, Scary Movie and all sequels/spinoffs, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Best Week Ever, My Name Is Earl, U.S. version of The Office, The State/Reno 911/Viva La Show/Stella/Wet Hot American Summer/all that shit


Jesus Christ. While I agree with maybe 30% of your list, errr, get one sense of humor.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i actually have no hope for those who hate arrested development

Just got offed, Thursday, 10 May 2007 00:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Jesus Christ. While I agree with maybe 30% of your list, errr, get one sense of humor.

-- jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, May 9, 2007 7:52 PM


He DID say "U.S. Version" of the Office.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 May 2007 01:25 (seventeen years ago) link


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