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ate AT her restaurant

She also seemed/perpetually exhausted/bored of being there ya know. Not sure she was much interested in hanging around.

never get the scallops at jaimies restaurant

Having been to one of Jamie's restaurants I would just say don't go to one of Jamie's restaurants.

I was gonna say, was it scallops they ate?

iirc they only serve scallops at Jamie's restaurant lol
her restaurant is a giant scallop

pureed cucumber with water. just thinking about it made me feel sorta queasy.

nah I think it was salmon or sea bass, something like that

(I had the chicken)

and my tattooed bisexual coworker hit on Jamie when she came to our table

also saw Jamie when she was doing hot dogs at that street food festival thing on Folsom st

lol @ "doing hot dogs"

sorry that just sounded hilarious in my head, bc I am a 16 yo boy

no, i was gonna post "german shepherds?" but stopped myself

hahah

Ironically the most assholish thing about that statement is the parenthetical which obv Marcel had nothing to do with!

am finally warming up to Carla, I didn't get her for a while (never saw her season) ...but that moment where Marcel slaps her down for celebrating that she won really turned me off Marcel. I've been stanning for him but that was just the worst kind of dickishness. Especially to her, she seems very open and would not treat anyone that way herself.

ha, i was saying when that happened that the phase carla made was all "o i'm such a bad person"

Carla is amazing IMO (not necessarily as a chef, although I am 100% certain she is great, but as a person I wkiw)

er "face" rather

So far she and Dale have made the food I'd most like to eat. I think it was Dale who made the deconstructed breakfast, right? With the broth that Dufresne said tasted like buttered toast.

carla is going to get so high in Amsterdam

HOOTIE

carla is going to get so high in Amsterdam

― Aerosol, Friday, January 14, 2011 12:48 PM

hahaha...and she can research space cake recipes and write the whole thing off as a business expense!

1st of all, Carla is the best. 2nd of all:

I also loved Tre's "after spending the last couple of weeks around Marcel I've basically concluded the guy is kind of an asshole" line.

― Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, January 14, 2011 9:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that was my favorite part of the episode.

i felt bad for marcel on his season because of the meangirls behavior of the rest of the cast toward him but he is being ridic on all-stars.

the thing is, he GENERATES meangirl behavior, so I don't have all that much sympathy

^^^

Marcel disappointments me most because he ruined his "cool guy" potential

I feel he ruined any "cool guy" potential when he showed up in season 2 looking like Hermey the Misfit Elf

Most of these people are pretty uncool.

like I said upthread, I knew a really cool guy with the same haircut and blade burns as Marcel. but he wasn't an outspoken asshole. and he was 10x more gritty

yeah but did he KEEP IT REAL like Marcel does

I mean it's not like Angelo or Jamie or for that matter Anthony Bourdain comes across any less narcissistic or lame than Marcel does really.

Anthony Bourdain seems like he would be pretty insufferable in person, I'm always perplexed by people that claim he seems really "cool"/down to earth. he seems like a douchebag - the kind that still thinks wearing leather/riding a motorcycle/knowing the names of the Ramones makes him "rock and roll"

He'll ride that ex-heroin-addict tricycle until he's 99.

thanking you

Bourdain is a total ass, but he is also funny.

Old dude struggles to stay cool, news at 11

Bourdain talking about being "cool" (which precludes him from doing things like dancing or singing karaoke) is one the best parts of his show

YES. There's one where he's in Russia (?) and he has to go to this massive cabaret with dancing girls and disco lights and he is so uncomfortable and talks so openly about how much he hates it that it's even better than if he had actually enjoyed it.

His 'coolness' can be a bit of a bugbear at times, but he's self-effacing enough to know when it's good comedy.

i dunno just watching a few eps of no reservations would suggest to me that bourdain is actually a pretty gracious guy, and not at all a self important gasbag like Marcel. I mean maybe he was like Marcel in his 20s but he isn't now

Marcel would benefit from army bootcamp imo. Or a tour of duty. Or just a series of short sharp punches to the face. Maturity and perspective is what the dude needs in spades.

have a coworker who assisted carla in a class once who confirms that she actually is, in reality, one of the nicest people ever.

She definitely come across that way.

Anthony Bourdain seems like he would be pretty insufferable in person, I'm always perplexed by people that claim he seems really "cool"/down to earth. he seems like a douchebag - the kind that still thinks wearing leather/riding a motorcycle/knowing the names of the Ramones makes him "rock and roll"

― assorted curses (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, January 14, 2011 5:34 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Holy shit, i agree totally. But he's fun to laugh at, and he can be funny at times, not only despite, but sometimes because of, his ridiculous notions of coolness.

I also know some of the union-crew guys who worked on his New Jersey "No Reservations" show, and said he is a massive prick.

can I make lol New Jersey jokes without getting punched?

I always thought Bourdain was pretty self-aware about his notion of being cool not really being cool. But that's from his books, I usually can't make it through entire episodes of No Reservations.

so satisfying

genius move by Dale to make that hysteric a team leader

About ready to make out with all of the Team Bodega peeps...love all those dudes/gal! Onboard with Fabio now that I've seen him work the floor. And that huge grin Dale gave Bourdain over the "stoner food" comment. Want to eat their food now pls. And love the Blaise/Fabio friendship, so cute.

Much as I repped for Marcel in the past, a person can't be a vacuum and the dude clearly just cannot work with people...he seems like a decent guy somewhere in there, he's just gotta stop fronting so goddamn much.. It was the right call to get him outta there.

when marcel was drunk and yelling at dale and dale didn't snap on him i thought his days were numbered and dale basicly engineered his knife packing. also thought tiff was more of a competitor, she sucked today

I never understand why the people stuck running FOH don't tell the judges they got hectored into taking the spot (Fabio aside).

That felt great.