No thanks, I think I've put up with enough Silverchair this year already.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 28 October 2007 06:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Well my daughter is adamant we're watching the Veronicas. As for the Chair, cheer up - this is almost certainly the last year.
― moley, Sunday, 28 October 2007 07:12 (sixteen years ago) link
Back to POLITICS, I was driving past Yatala Prison today - proud home of Evil Terrorist Mastermind David Hicks. I seriously lolled at all the Liberal posters on Grand Junction Road on the other side of the jail, like that's going to do them any good.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Now, if you're planning a little Election Night shindig, maybe I humbly suggest that you put this record on to get the party started?
http://www.triplem.com.au/media/shows/getthis/images/getthis_johnlawscover_400x.jpg
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:31 (sixteen years ago) link
I HAD that record! I SAMPLED it on the I&S track 'Point of No Return'!! Oh jeez, what happened to it? King Boy, do you have the inner sleeve photos?! Can you put 'em up??
― moley, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:34 (sixteen years ago) link
No, unfortunately not - I found this gem lying around on the internet!!
Golly, I really wish I had it through (and the rare Alan Jones cover of Spandau Ballet's To Cut a Long Story Short).
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 28 October 2007 12:44 (sixteen years ago) link
That doesn't exist, you made it up.
― edwardo, Sunday, 28 October 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link
It exists. It's a compendium of his poetry, read by him, and interspresed with whimsical arranged music peices that would not be out of place in a Neil Diamond or Englebert Humperdinck middle eight. I found it at folkways. My dad probably sold it at a Bondi sale for $1 along with all my other valuable records. Someone out there has it.
― moley, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Your father is the worst man alive.
― King Boy Pato, Sunday, 28 October 2007 20:55 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck politics, this is fascinating.
Did anyone ever see that christmas album he put his arse face to? That was bad enough.
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 28 October 2007 22:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Because I'm home sick today I can watch the debate and relay information to you all LIVE, including what the worm's doing.
Dat crazy worm.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:33 (sixteen years ago) link
12:34 Old bloke is talking about nothing
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:34 (sixteen years ago) link
oooh they're shaking hands
they've lost the coin!!! OH NO
Wayne Swan won the toss and will speak first
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Swan's worm is flatlining, going up slightly
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link
why is the debate in the middle of the day?
― electricsound, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:40 (sixteen years ago) link
"economic plan for all australians" "enhance national prosperity" "investing in people" "climate change + water = challenges yu0" "downward pressure on interest rates" "economic conservative" <-- worm dipped at this point "low taxes" "economic wankspeak blah blah" "market reforms" "prosperity" "mining boom" "golden opportunity being squandered" "11 years of inaction on hospitals/schools/infrastructure" "inflation & interest rates rising" "skills crisis" "rba has warned you fuckers Y0U DO NOT LISTEN" "education and training" <-- worm loves this, goes spastic "broadband" "fair + balanced" <-- OH NOES SHUP YOU MENTAL "enterprise level bargaining" <-- worm dipping, probably bored "working families have never been better off my arse" <-- paraphrasing "my package is enormous"
Worm moderately positive most of the way through. Costello looks like jabba the hut for some reason.
He's STILL talking and I need to go to the toot.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:44 (sixteen years ago) link
-- electricsound, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 12:40 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Because it's in the normal press club luncheon slot, and because nobody wants to see accountants talk for 90 mins
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Costello is getting positive worms omg
"good economy better" "climate change" "harness economic resources" "literacy & numeracy" <-- note absence of critical thought "find cures of tomorrow" "diseases which we can't treat properly at present" <-- e.g. being in the Liberal party "look after pensioners" "jobs" "unemployment rate is lower, budget is in black" "good fortune wasn't luck ffs, no accident you cunce" "gst is good" <-- worm collapses; first negative all day in fact "i have a plan!!! no really" "more competitive tax system" "figures marginal tax rate money fiscal primary forecast dowaward pressure etc etc" <-- worm doesn't understand this either but LOVES IT "extra technical schools" "young people will get technical training" "training time for small business" "$168 million over five years for training vouchers etc" "aged & disability pensioners, carers, retirees" <-- worm likes this "strong economy" "IN PER PE TU I TY" "provisioning for the future"
Worm moderately positive again. Compare & contrast this with howard's blatherfest last weekend
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Stephen Lewis, News Ltd: "Should Aus sustain four automotive manufacturers?"
WHO CARES
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:55 (sixteen years ago) link
No surprise the Murdoch journalist asks the pointless questions
Costello answering first, getting moderate negatives from the worm. Fucknose what he's saying. He looks lost actually.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Worm ended on a high for Costello there.
Swan: "future for manufacturing in this country". worm is giving him a big wet gob job
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:57 (sixteen years ago) link
woah and I think it's swallowing now
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 01:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Paul Bongiorno, Ten News (oxymoron): "Will Swan commit to not mounting a challenge within first 18 months of govt, and will Costello not mount a similar challenge" (audience erupts in laughter)
Swan: "I commit to being Rudd's treasury secretary" <-- OOPS "treasurer for >10 yrs; no interviews to biographers" <-- jab at Costello; worm v happy
Costello: "won't commit to not challenging to Rudd, because i need to challenge economic inexperience" <-- worm grumpy "i will serve howard into next term, or as long as we work together" <-- worm lukewarm, knows lies when it sees them
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Laura Tingle, Fin Review: some shit about GDP and inflation rate targets, i dunno
Swan: "howard ignores everything" <-- worm happy "skills infrastructure education blah blah"
Costello: "10 surplus budgets" <-- worm wanes "labor did this, labor did that <-- worm hates this "i give credit to previous labor for deregulating home mortgage interest rates & cutting tariffs" <-- worm goes FUCKING SPASTIC "can swan do the same" <-- worm plunges to flatline
Swan: "I also credit '80s labor for reforms" <-- worm is all over this shiznit
Costello: "we are ace and we got no help from you fucks" <-- worm flatlines
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Some bloke from AMP(?): "reinstate trade unionists in reserve bank board?"
Costello: various shit about trade unions <-- worm flatline "70% labor cabinet trade union blah" <-- worm bored
Swan: "i am not a former trade union official you penis" <-- worm happy stuff about a unionist on the reserve bank board <-- worm loves this
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Another News Ltd gimp: "swan will you kill the economy by removing workchoices?"
Swan: "costello is a lying poo" <-- worm flatlines "we want fairness & balance, this is not inflationary" <-- worm bored
Costello: "our IR laws are PERFECT" <-- worm dropped so hard it fell off the screen. THIS WILL BE NEWS "cannot roll back changes, risk risk omg" <-- worm says no "deregulated market, full employment, pressure on inflation" <-- worm slightly negative
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:16 (sixteen years ago) link
Karen Middleton, SBS: "would you reconsider tax cuts?"
Swan: "no but we are balanced" <-- worm bouncing up & down "we have a health & hospital plan, education revolution etc" <-- worm gleeful
Costello: "our tax plan is for da future" <-- worm grouchy "labor voted to do bad shit in 1993" <-- worm flatlines, probably bored
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:19 (sixteen years ago) link
This is spectacular, especially out of context =)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Also:
Costello: "our IR laws are PERFECT" <-- worm dropped so hard it fell off the screen. THIS WILL BE NEWS
Are you serious, did it really!?
― Trayce, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link
Tim Colebatch, The Age: "foreign debt is a concern?"
Costello: makes gag <-- worm unhappy "commonwealth govt has no net debt, therefore no issue shut up" <-- worm unhappy "o'seas borrowing is because of investment surge" <-- flatline "we = teh saving" <-- slight positive
Swan: "i am concerned with foreign debt" <-- worm very happy "declining productivity growth" "need to lift export performance inc. services, therefore reduce foreign debt" "superannuation is good" <-- happy
(xpost - yep)
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link
Sue Dunleavy, Daily Nazigraph: "as PM, what will separate you from howard (three differences please); if no differences, why change ffs"
Costello: a joke about rudd, loads of smirking <-- bad worm "TEEEEEEEEEAM" <-- bad worm "tax reform, IR reform, super reform, docks reform" <-- evidently no worm reform "we don't always agree" <-- cue odd couple music "continuity of policy" "rudd is all me-too" <-- flatline (note the lack of three differences here)
Swan: "costello would make workchoices worse" <-- worm is ON HELIUM
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Phil Coorey, SMH: "fed govt has money, states don't, so give some back you fuck"
Swan: "no" "hospitals, blame game" <-- worm floating "work WITH states ffs" <-- worm floating
Costello: "all gst goes to states" <-- flat "labor is bad for some reason" <-- flat something I didn't understand <-- worm goes up "labor state govts are shit" <-- worm dips "labor = mismanagement" <-- WHAT THE FUCK
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link
u have finally found perfect vocation: pro liveblogger
― haitch, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:36 (sixteen years ago) link
Karen Middleton, SBS
I believe i once shared a uni student office with her, she was a very smart woman.
― moley, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
As an aside to the John Laws rekkid further upthread, I once had in my possession a red coloured 7" of his with the tale of "The Bradford Fairy Godmother", which was a five minute advert for Bradford Insulation. There were a couple of poems on the other side. I gave it to a friend ages ago who probably didn't even have a record player. :(
― S-, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:37 (sixteen years ago) link
BTW Almy, I speak for us all I am sure when I say you are entertaining us magnificently today.
― moley, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Shane Wright, Westralian: "defend your tax cuts in the face of inflation pls, coz nz did same thing and the whole country sank into the ocean"
Costello: "full employment > mass unemployment" <-- flat "low unemployment is still a problem" <-- flat, also WHAT THE FUCK "our tax plan = teh rox0r" <-- worm happy "building capacity, take pressure out of system" <-- worm happy "budget in surplus"
Swan: "labor shortages" <-- worm has orgasm
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:40 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost hurrah! I probably would lose mooentum if nobody were reading this
Someone from Dow Jones: "how to make rba board appointments transparent"
Swan: nice things <-- worm happy "open + transparent" <-- worm happy
Costello: "labor = disingenuous" <-- worm happy
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Some guy who wasn't introduced properly: "spend on health + education > tax cuts?"
Swan: "people want both" <-- worm spunks again
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:44 (sixteen years ago) link
oops
Costello: "people want tax relief" <-- worm wants costello relief "prices are going up" <-- worm agrees "state govts = evil" <-- worm dips "people want help" <-- worm happy
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Clinton Porteous (yes that's his real name), Courier Mail: "liberal polling is shit, interest rates have risen despite your LIES, why should anyone trust costello ffs"
Swan: "I have more experience now than costello did when he became treasurer" <-- worm v happy "we don't take polls for granted" <-- worm happy
Costello: "i am prepared for unforeseen events" <-- worm slightly negative "fuck experience, it's all about policy" <-- flat "can't turn our backs on IR policy" <-- flat "i am made entirely of play-doh" <-- flat
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:50 (sixteen years ago) link
The antics of the worm are quite seriously the single most exciting thing about this never-ending, Godless campaign.
Vote Worm [1]
― SeekAltRoute, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:53 (sixteen years ago) link
someone from 7 network: "aistralians have never been better off my arse, also what about me-tooism"
Costello: blathering about stuff <-- worm gone to sleep "look after pensioners" <-- worm dreaming of eating chocolate in chocolate land
Swan: "howard = teh liar" <-- worm goes to jupiter "housing affordability crisis is REAL" <-- worm happy "we are in touch with working families" <-- worm happy
Costello hasn't landed a single punch on Swan yet.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:54 (sixteen years ago) link
Michelle "HOT CHICK" Grattan, The Age: "costello must keep howard's promises or die"
Costello: "yes ffs" <-- flat "we deliver, we are DHL" <-- flat "we invest in schools and shit" <-- worm wakes up "stronger economy" <-- worm goes back to sleep
notably costello is fumbling at this point
Swan: "libs broke promise about keeping interest rates at record lows" <-- worm ejaculates
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 02:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Closing statement happy fun time
Costello: "we are funky, we are tssssssssssssss hot, we eat sex for breakfast" "we take action on climate change" "we build schools, no really" "small business = engine room of aus economy" "economy = enabling mechanism" "economy = better std of living" "i am passionate" <-- ew "ambitions omg"
worm moderately positive for most of this
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 03:02 (sixteen years ago) link