IKEA: classic or dud?

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Oh hells yeah! I just have to see, now, if they are available via the international network.

Abbott, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:05 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh wait, do you have to attach it to a wall, tho? Our wall is adobe and it barely likes having to hold up a small, lightweight frame.

Abbott, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Nope, this one I've got stands on its own - initial unfold and it is an A-frame, then there are two wings that can be opened up too.

Jaq, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

We move so much I don't own anything that requires permanent attachment.

Jaq, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:08 (fifteen years ago) link

This rack. Its name is FROST.

Jaq, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't remember it being $20, but I have had it for over 8 years now. Inflation!

Jaq, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:12 (fifteen years ago) link

need to get me one of them; dryer broke.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Jesse: You put your weed in there.

I can't decide if I want one.

Casuistry, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

It got too hot to run the dryer in our flat about 2 months ago, so that rack's seen a lot of use. The electricity bill dropped almost $20/month too as a nice side benefit.

Jaq, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

It takes about 8 minutes for clothes to dry outside here, and ~20 for towels. Less time than it takes to wash a batch anyway. We have no dryer, which is fine, but no clothesline either. Towels/pants are okay to dry on the deck chairs, but I am feeling kind of silly drying all my underwear on top of the guinea pig cages, and all my shirts on hangers on every doorknob. Not enough room in the casa for all the clothes. A rack wld be nice, too, so I could dry things during the winter (if I did this outdoors, it would yield frozen clothes).

But that one isn't available online. :(

Abbott, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Hutring's desk looks pretty damned BOSS as well. Jealous jealous.

Abbott, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I never covet furniture! What's happening to me???

Abbott, Sunday, 17 August 2008 19:37 (fifteen years ago) link

nesting!

tehresa, Monday, 18 August 2008 02:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I have all the furniture I need. Somehow everything I got was a hand-me-down. Did you know very many people have at least one TV they want to get rid of? Not to mention comfy chairs.

Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 02:58 (fifteen years ago) link

man i know, there is no room for more furniture here, but i would love a nice chair in my room!

tehresa, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link

ditto! with an ottoman!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:09 (fifteen years ago) link

Our ottoman serves as a stepstool for the short, long dog to jump on the couch.

Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:17 (fifteen years ago) link

We had to get someone to put together our PAX/KOMPLEMENT wardrobe because the thing is freakin huge with giant doors. We got halfway done with expedit but we had to hammer in those little pegs and we were afraid the noise was bad for the neighbors so we'll finish tomorrow.

Hurting 2, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:31 (fifteen years ago) link

Be warned when you go to lift up that 5x5 Expedit - thing is heavy.

Jaq, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:48 (fifteen years ago) link

I really hate those little peg dowels. They work out in the end but they're a real bitch to line up and drive in.

Hurting 2, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, does seem heavy. We have it set up so we can just stand it straight up almost directly into the spot where it's going to go.

Hurting 2, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I remember the oh-so-funny moments when Mr. Jaq would hammer on one side piece, and the other side would fly off the pegs. We are disassembling our two on Wednesday, then reassembling sometime the next week. Not looking forward to it.

Jaq, Monday, 18 August 2008 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link

I did manage to hang a heavy duty pots and pans rail w/drywall anchors today, which is way more handy than I usually am. And it's actually level! Of course Mrs. Hurting was the one who secured the wardrobe to the wall while I was out, which is probably a tougher job.

Hurting 2, Monday, 18 August 2008 04:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Expedit makes horrendous sounds when you hammer it

Hurting 2, Monday, 18 August 2008 04:26 (fifteen years ago) link

I bought a MALM bed frame recently,

http://mocoloco.com/archives/ikea_malm_headboard_2007.jpg

and it looks great, but by god does it have sharp corners :( As my shins are attesting to with the puncture wounds and bruises all over them owwie.

Also I love their kids toys. I bought one of the crabs. Here is a strange man I do not know wearing one on his head. God bless Flickr.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2288/2247094557_a30a6e597a.jpg?v=0

Trayce, Monday, 18 August 2008 04:54 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't even know what an expedit is.
some sort of small mammal, i assume?

joke slaughtering xpost

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 18 August 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i like that bed!

tehresa, Monday, 18 August 2008 12:38 (fifteen years ago) link

me too! thats pretty much what we need.

sunny successor, Monday, 18 August 2008 14:51 (fifteen years ago) link

My boyfriend and I had the similar MALM bed for about two years and the last six months was nothing but painful, incessant squeaking. UGH!! I bought a mismatched mattress & boxed spring set to replace it.

One thing from IKEA that I own and love is this little jewelry tree which fits perfectly on the window ledge in our bathroom. The window is painted shut/opens into an alley so this is the perfect place for it.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3091/2774263521_b001cecbe1.jpg?v=0

Beside it is Olivia Newton John's "Physical" melted and molded into a bowl to hold my head bands :D

Finefinemusic, Monday, 18 August 2008 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

Nice tree; nice hair clips. :D

Abbott, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:46 (fifteen years ago) link

hahaha those are a leftover from when I actually had hair long enough to pin! :P

Finefinemusic, Monday, 18 August 2008 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link

this shit does NOT FUCKING WORK

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i have an expedit i have taken apart and put back together four times now (for each house move). still going strong.

electricsound, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

I think I got one with a few defective holes or pegs -- I got all the way to putting the other side and base on and nothing holds. I'm on hold with Ikea now trying to get them to get this shit out of my apartment and give me another one.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Beside it is Olivia Newton John's "Physical" melted and molded into a bowl to hold my head bands :D

hahaha awesome!!! did you make it yourself?

tehresa, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:23 (fifteen years ago) link

hurting, that expedit is the most stressful shit to put together. i did it by myself and it took me about 2 1/2 hours for everything to get together in the right way and tbh i'm not sure how i did it.

omar little, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I started a "case" with Ikea - I'm going to try to get them to deliver a replacement and just have their goons put it together b/c I have no time with the beginning of law school right now.

to be honest, I think that H may have destroyed some of the peg holes by hammering too hard (she tried to do some of it by herself earlier). But this is inconsequential. Cardinal rule: it is not your wife's fault, it is Ikea's fault.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh man, there isn't an Ikea anywhere near us, but already I have this sweet scapegiat! Thx Hurtnig.

Abbott, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 01:48 (fifteen years ago) link

i *love* putting together ikea and ikea-like stuff.
LOVE. IT.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 01:57 (fifteen years ago) link

I've put together lots of Ikea stuff in the past and I usually like it. This was by far the worst I've ever dealt with. The thing just needs a couple more screws or braces or something to keep the shelves even and keep the pegs from popping out while you're assembling it.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link

I have to admit my MALM bed squeaks a bit. But the boys might not have screwed it all together properly, dunno. It sits solidly enough. I should point out the shelves to the side of it are a new addition to the MALM set: theyre seperate, and a bitch to assemble. They slide in behind the headboard under a shelf: handy!

Trayce, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:01 (fifteen years ago) link

The Malm bed was tempting, with its handy headboard, but it wouldn't accept the Sultan Alsarp storage base that I love so much. I really want to stop using Ikea words now. Can you imagine working there??

Jesse, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurting, iirc the 5x5 Expedit required both of us toward the end of assembly - one to hammer and one to hold everything together. With the 4x4, it's a one-person job, but the larger one is a different beast.

Can you imagine working there??

You mean it wouldn't be all meatballs and swedish fishes while we shelved Billy bits and Omar legs and Malm parts?

Jaq, Tuesday, 19 August 2008 04:55 (fifteen years ago) link

Beside it is Olivia Newton John's "Physical" melted and molded into a bowl to hold my head bands :D

hahaha awesome!!! did you make it yourself?

-- tehresa, Tuesday, August 19, 2008 12:23 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Yeah it's really easy! Stick your oven on 200 degrees or so, place a record on a coffee can, and it gets hot enough in 30-45 seconds that you can take it out and mold it. If you don't like the shape, you can stick it back into the oven and try again! I have a few in my bathroom actually, I made one into a sort of triangle shape that holds all the hairbrushes in one neat, tidy place by their bristles. (xpost)

I really, really want an expedit. I have a bunch of Billy bookcases, some of which I painted, but the Expedit just appeals to my shelf-crazy psychosis.

Finefinemusic, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 14:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurting, iirc the 5x5 Expedit required both of us toward the end of assembly - one to hammer and one to hold everything together. With the 4x4, it's a one-person job, but the larger one is a different beast.

Yes, we did that part with two people, but it wouldn't hold. Some of the peg holes just wouldn't take and pegs kept sliding out, while others seemed too tight and the pegs just wouldn't go in no matter how hard we hammered (and of course continuing to hammer the tight ones seemed to make the loose ones worse)

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 14:46 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah, an expedit really seems dreamy right now. i wonder if i got rid of one of my desks if there would be room? the 2nd desk is really used as shelfy space anyway, since i don't have enough shelving.

tehresa, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 14:49 (fifteen years ago) link

I probably posted this picture already but I want to show off my IKEA painting skillz!

http://photos-e.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v274/224/57/516053577/n516053577_632252_6566.jpg

I still haven't painted the extra shelves that slip in, or stuck wallpaper on the other shelf's backing... booo. Maybe I should try to do that this weekend while I can still work outside :(

Finefinemusic, Wednesday, 20 August 2008 15:07 (fifteen years ago) link

kind of a silly execution but lol idea - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8ygeihSPlk

rrrobyn, Sunday, 24 August 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Classic in the main but mail order's dud. £50 to ship a Billy bookcase, that's taking the Michael.

Billy Dods, Sunday, 24 August 2008 15:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://carpetblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/ikea_1.jpg

Billy Dods, Monday, 25 August 2008 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link


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