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blaise seems like a total bro, glad he won. dale is a tactical mastermind. wkiw fabio 94/7. marcel gtfo and go commiserate with that other pathological narcissist that went home last time

ullr saves (gbx), Thursday, 20 January 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

94/7? gbx are you on diet pills?

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Thinking this season is shaping up nicely with a lot of likeable & talented bros and gals.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

definitely the best season in a long time; down to the hardcore now

thank you based jättegod (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2011 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Dont wanna jinx it but with all the love I'm feeling it's up there with the Beardo Kev/Jen/Voltaggiobot season.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 21 January 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Marcel hilarious clueless ("I'd do everything exactly the same! EVEN THOUGH EVERYTHING WAS ALL FUCKED UP!"). I will miss him.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Remaining contestants mostly seem okay, although Angelo is a sleaze and Dale is still a total dick.

Fig On A Plate Cart (Alex in SF), Friday, 21 January 2011 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

awesome episode. so glad marcel is gone. dale is brilliant.

tehresa, Saturday, 22 January 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah Dale and Carla and Isabella are gettin my vote these days

ullr saves (gbx), Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link

that ep was the perfect way for Marcel to exit, too. almost seemed staged.

ullr saves (gbx), Sunday, 23 January 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

"Marcel's Quantum Kitchen premieres March 7 on Syfy"
wtf?

― From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Friday, January 14, 2011 9:01 AM

This bears repeat-wtf'ing.

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Marcel's Quantum Foam Kitchen

dan selzer, Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Marcel's Quantum Tantrum Kitchen

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

No doubt pitched himself as a knife-wielding MC to MTV as well.

earnest goes to camp, ironic goes to ilm (pixel farmer), Sunday, 23 January 2011 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, isaac mizrahi is COMPLETELY THE WORST!!

who would've guessed????

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

i still want to marry lorraine bracco

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link

guys can we talk about how angelo wrote "crocadile" on the table like a crazy serial killer? that mizrahi challenge was nonsensical btw.

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:02 (thirteen years ago) link

angelo is remarkably creepy

J0rdan S., Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:04 (thirteen years ago) link

padma's yellow silk sheath was the business btw

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:05 (thirteen years ago) link

quickfire challenge was stupid - seemed like everyone was aware of this except Mizrahi

bien-pensant vibe (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

CROCADILE

polyphonic, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2011/02/stupidfood.jpg

polyphonic, Friday, 4 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

padma's yellow silk sheath was the business btw

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 February 2011 04:05 (Yesterday)

do a lot of people say "the business"

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I ask this question because one of my friends is completely convinced its some sort of common phrase that's making a comeback

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it's real annoying, whenever he says it, his voice gets all hushed, it's like when the words come out of his mouth they're bookended by tildes

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 4 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

that quickfire was LAME, Mizrahi is the worst of all time. WTF at setting up that stupid challenge AND not eating any of the dishes.
How about Tom Coliccho judges his stupid fashion show wearing a blindfold? Moron.

Loved the elimination challenge. I get why Tre went home, because risotto has always been a 'thing' but still. I was pretty sure Dale was gonna lose out bc of no flavor and just a bad dish all round. Poor Fabio losing the Italian challenge. He looked so sad.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:00 (thirteen years ago) link

it's real annoying, whenever he says it, his voice gets all hushed, it's like when the words come out of his mouth they're bookended by tildes

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, February 3, 2011 7:57 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that's totally how i say it too tbh

horseshoe, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:36 (thirteen years ago) link

~the business~ is def a thing that ppl say, get with the times hombre

ullr saves (gbx), Friday, 4 February 2011 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

reflecting, i think i say it about hot dresses a lot

horseshoe, Friday, 4 February 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I should have realized they were doing a little hubris foreshadowing with Tre talking about how he won on a risotto in his season

dmr, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

quickfire was terrible

dmr, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link

The look on Mizrahi's face when Creep-o was going about his love of Roberto Cavalli and alligator was pretty lol.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Friday, 4 February 2011 02:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Cant believe (well I can, but you know) how bitchy Mike and Fabio were about Antonia's winning dish. "She won for steaming a bunch of mussels". No dudes, she won for being on point, which neither of you were or you would have won. Especially Mike and his undercooked rigatoni. And not even clapping when she came back to the stew room? Kind of a dick move from the fellas there.

VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 4 February 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

You've really gotta undercook fresh pasta to make it taste like "bullets going down your throat" (as bourdain remarked in his recap).

righteousmaelstrom, Friday, 4 February 2011 03:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i can not believe antonia won for mussels, whether or not mike or fabio would have won.

i kinda wanted tiffani to win, even though she annoys me. they seemed to really appreciate her dish and it would have been a cool coup.

tehresa, Saturday, 5 February 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i really enjoyed this episode. Weird about the fondue in that some of the chefs are like 'This is for key parties and hippies!' I mean fondue is classic Swiss/French/German cuisine. But I must say everyone's food looked good for the elimination challenge.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:31 (thirteen years ago) link

carla is insane

v good ep tho

J0rdan S., Thursday, 10 February 2011 05:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Carla looks like a crazed ostrich most of the time, she is nutty as a fruitcake. Was dying to eat her pot pie though, bottom crust is genius.
Fabio's booooger, oh dear. Mr Veg and I knew he was doomed when he said he was putting the melted cheddar on the side. Cheddar is the worst as a melted cheese unless you melt it ON something. It sounded gross from the get go.

Loved the quickfire..Dale and his "Pho-ndue".

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 February 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I kinda thought it would be Dale to get axed, followed by "oh the cruel game, I won the quickfire but didn't get immunity."

Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Thursday, 10 February 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I love Jimmy Fallon but he was insufferable.

polyphonic, Thursday, 10 February 2011 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

he's the nicest guy and so embarrassingly boring
IT WAS OUT OF THE PARK
Fabio and Carla both need shows of their own.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Bravo tried to give one to Fabio where he sat around and talked with former Top Chef contestants. It was disastrous.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

what he needs is a show where he seduces old women and then shows them how he cooks gnocchi in crazy detail
and sometimes he goes bowling

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

lol yes

booooooouuurger

lmao reminisces about his days in southern china (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 10 February 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Him and Richard Blaise need a "Perfect Strangers" sitcom together. <3 <3

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 10 February 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That "top chef dinner" that Fabio hosted was TERRIBLE.

I'd watch a show hosted by just him or him and Stefan.

dan selzer, Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The Quickfire Challenge last night would have been great if you were 2. Otherwise, it was a very bad idea.

And why use only crockpots and hot plates? Did they not allow them the full run of the store? Even in the kitchen section along with the crockpots you can find fryers. Plus, nowadays most Targets maintain a camping section year round. Those camping stoves can kick out some serious heat.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i was surprised & tbh a little disappointed to see big sosa go home

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

it's weird tho, like, angelo seemed like one of the most confident chefs & he even he got knocked out by a bout of insecurity w/ what he was tasting

J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link

hose camping stoves can kick out some serious heat.

I thought of this too - sure there's no kitchen-standard gas lines, but surely one of them must know how to use a propane tank

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link


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